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[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

It is a sign of bad decision making, and not caring about respectability. I'm not talking about something that can be covered when necessary. I am talking about giant sleeves, faces, or necks.

I had a classmate in law school who had a giant rebel alliance logo tattooed on her neck. At least 6 inches across. She had to go to great lengths to cover it up for interviews and events. A very smart and motivated woman, but it was a mistake she made when she was 19 and it haunted her, especially in warm weather. (She never wanted to lose face, but admitted to her closest circle of friends that it was a mistake.

I have nothing against ink in general. I do have something against fucking whores sucking miles of dick and having their asses stretched until they are falling out of their body. They should be put in stocks in the public square and humiliated with kids throwing rotten eggs in their faces. The (so-called) men who recruit and exploit them into what TaySan so innocently characterizes as "sex work" should be fucking executed.

I like you.

 

[The Pleasure]

Do i get to Rasengan her box?

 

[xrnzaaas]

If she looked like Elisha Cuthbert, then yes.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I have a pornstar-sized dick, so why not?

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

I have a pornstar-sized dick, so why not?

All of us on GAF do. Even the waman have schlongs that make them walk like a tripod.

 

[West Texas CEO]

All of us on GAF do.

Yeah, but I'm serious, though.

 

[nush]

Yeah, but I'm serious, though.

Pics or GTFO

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Yeah, but I'm serious, though.

I know the feeling. Its a gift and a curse. I used to do amateur porn earlier on, and it's not the same as with regular girls.

But I'd never date a porn star ever. Don't wanna lump everyone into a single category, but they are all fucking crazy.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Pics or GTFO

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Didn't know you are black.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Didn't know you are black.

His dick is. He's actually Asian though. nush sent me pics as proof. Was not disappointed. 10/10millimeters hard

 

[HUELEN10]

No, probably not. I of course don’t wanna generalize but odds are that they would like to have sex at least with some frequency. I don’t wanna have to deal with that.

Being friends with porn stars though? That’s another story. That might be cool. Already have friends into kink, they’re all great people, with interesting things to share.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

He's actually Asian though.

Ah, like Cunth .

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Ah, like Cunth .

Where do you think he got the name from? Huge clit =/= having a dick, even a small one at that.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Where do you think he got the name from? Huge clit =/= having a dick, even a small one at that.

He once told me his real name is "Chi Feng Unth".

 

[West Texas CEO]

Didn't know you are black.

His dick is. He's actually Asian though. nush sent me pics as proof. Was not disappointed. 10/10millimeters hard

Where do you think he got the name from? Huge clit =/= having a dick, even a small one at that.

He once told me his real name is "Chi Feng Unth".

You guys are killing me!

My co-workers are looking at me like I've gone crazy, I'm laughing so damn hard..

 

[Yoshi]

Lol

Any additional information?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Any additional information?

no

 

[Suicide King]

Absolutely, yes. Safer sex (because she needs to take care of her own body), better sex, easy access to orgies, open relationship and her job is more likely to make money than mine, so we could have great vacations.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

her job is more likely to make money than mine

 

[Kenpachii]

Nope

 

[Decontamination Silo]

This might be the most degenerate gaf thread since the split.

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

This might be the most d̶e̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ entertaining gaf thread since the split.

FTFY.

If it is degenerate, I'm glad to be apart of it.

 

[Nester99]

Sure.

Dating is a low bar.

Marry is a whole different ball of wax (I hope that’s wax)

 

[DonJuanSchlong]

Sure.

Dating is a low bar.

Marry is a whole different ball of wax (I hope that’s wax)

I don't think that is a wax stain sir... I'm afraid it seems to be seamen.

 

[appaws]

Absolutely, yes. Safer sex (because she needs to take care of her own body), better sex, easy access to orgies, open relationship and her job is more likely to make money than mine, so we could have great vacations.

Why do you think the fake, loveless sex portrayed in porn would be “better” than a real wife who is not a disgusting whore pig? More likely there is no sex at all because of how emotionally stunted and mentally damaged she is.

 

[newtypepilot]

I think there's a big difference if she used to be a porn star or if she's still working as one.

 

[OverHeat]

I would but I would have to fuck her women co-star once in a while

 

[West Texas CEO]

I think there's a big difference if she used to be a porn star or if she's still working as one.

I would tend to agree.

Imagine kissing your girl on a date after she finished a bukkake scene just hours prior.

 

[tokyoroll]

All I want is a listener.......while eating her ass. No drama.

 

[Endless Fluff]

Bonafide pornstar who is swallowing dozens of cocks a month? No. Hard pass. Just imagine kissing that mouth, man... someone jizzed on them lips all day and you want to tell me you can kiss that mouth when she comes home from work?

I think I could date an onlyfans/fantia chick that only sells her nudes and masturbation videos (but I dunno if I could do that for very long, lol)... but not a real pornstar.

 

[Suicide King]

Why do you think the fake, loveless sex portrayed in porn would be “better” than a real wife who is not a disgusting whore pig? More likely there is no sex at all because of how emotionally stunted and mentally damaged she is.

You probably need to watch less porn involving mentally damaged people then.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Sure. I love sluts.

 

[DogofWar]

Dating one? Nah, fucking one sure (if I wasn't married)

But just imagine if everything goes well and you get serious, move in together etc. Then one day when she comes home, you sit down to eat and you ask her "how was your day honey?" and she replies "oh it was quite hard, the gangbang scene dragged on for hours, I was covered in cum for hours and they had to shoot the DVDA scene two times since the camera man fucked it up the first time".

I am not the most jealous man in the world or anything but really, that would not really make my appetite any better, nor would I want to kiss her afterwards.

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

Date no, fling or side fuck, yes

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

What's the point? Like if theres no exclusivity involved on their end? Do I also get to go around fucking chicks? Why are we even dating?

If dating a porn star there deff would have to be an open relationship on both sides, she fucks dudes for her job and she can connect you with her female porn friends so you can fuck

 

[teezzy]

If dating a porn star there deff would have to be an open relationship on both sides, she fucks dudes for her job and she can connect you with her female porn friends so you can fuck

I guess I don't understand what dating implies if we're not exclusive with one another.

Open relationships make 0 sense to me.

 

[Classicrockfan]

Me waiting for my date

 

[Kamina]

If i was available, and had a chance, i would, but only if she did lesbo porn or solo stuff only.
I dont fancy my GF fucking other dudes.

 

[and 3 others]

the gangbang scene dragged on for hours

Jesus, after giving you the "strength" reaction, I realized the other interpretation it elicits. lololol

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

I guess I don't understand what dating implies if we're not exclusive with one another.

Open relationships make 0 sense to me.

You can date but still be open as well as marriages. People choose to be married but have an open marriage

 

[tkscz]

I've dated a paid dominatrix before, but I don't think that counts as she didn't have sex with them, just dominatrix things

So I guess no. Even as a job, don't like the idea of someone fucking my woman. You want to sell nudes? Fine, they have to jack off to your pictures but I'm fucking their dream girl like an alpha. Porn, nah.

 

[TaySan]

I guess I don't understand what dating implies if we're not exclusive with one another.

Open relationships make 0 sense to me.

For many people, sex is just that: Sex and a good time and nothing more.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

For many people, sex is just that: Sex and a good time and nothing more.

have you had sex before?

 

[teezzy]

For many people, sex is just that: Sex and a good time and nothing more.

I've actually never had a proper one night stand or anything before, so that whole mentality is odd to me. Usually chicks want some form of a relationship afterwards or at least more intimate nights together, and I can only assume this means that I'm decent in bed.

My longest relationship was seven years with my high school sweetheart. We hooked up the first night we hung out, with her friend asleep on the other side of a sectional couch lol, and were together for nearly a decade after that.

I'm dreadful at everything leading up to sex and relationships but once I can secure the deal, people seem very pleased. Maybe it's the foot fetish

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

have you had sex before?

 

[appaws]

You probably need to watch less porn involving mentally damaged people then.

There ain't no such thing. Any chick whoring herself for a few bucks is by definition damaged in some way. Guys like to deceive themselves that their cooming is victimless, but it is not. Every dirty tissue or sock is a contribution to the exploitation of women. Porno delenda est.

The men of the west should be ashamed of our inability (actually unwillingness) to protect our women from these predators.

You can date but still be open as well as marriages. People choose to be married but have an open marriage

And if you do your "relationship" is a sham. You both (or more likely just the one who is insisting upon this arrangement while the other one dies inside) are putting your physical gratification before your love and compassion for your partner.

 

[TaySan]

have you had sex before?

Plenty enough, yes. Not everyone wants a relationship and some just want to have a good time without the emotional baggage/drama. I think it's better if some men are more honest about their wants upfront and instead of leading a woman on in a relationship just for sex.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

Plenty enough, yes. Not everyone wants a relationship and some just want to have a good time without the emotional baggage/drama. I think it's better if some men are more honest about their wants upfront and instead of leading a woman on in a relationship just for sex.