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[Stuggernaut]

Ongoing debate at work...and I personally said yes I would, as did two others...but I can't believe how many people said "no way" because of how dirty money is.

So...would you?

 

[Archaix]

I think I'd say no for some combination of "You are eating ink" and the "dirty money" argument.

 

[VPhys]

I don't think you know cumulation of things what you just ate.

 

[Insertia]

Would you lick one million random hands for $5?

 

[Wolfy]

I would eat a dollar bill for a bowl of cheerios, but not much else.

 

[Wario64]

For $5? Isn't that a bit low?

Anyone who would do it is stupid

 

[neptunes]

god!

anybody could have touched that money.

and it's against the law to destroy/consume money anyway.

 

[Flaming Duck]

No, it would probably taste disgusting, not to mention it could probably make you ill, and I'd only be gaining four stinkin' bucks.

At school we gave my friend about $8 to lick this gum off of the bottom of a desk. That was after we payed her about $5 to lick this nasty crusty stuff off of a book.

 

[Kon Tiki]

$5 is not much. So you are pretty much admitting you would eat a $1 bill for nothing.

 

[Wolfy]

Neptunes, don't tempt us to rip up a dollar bill. I SWEAR TO GOD I"LL DO IT

 

[fart]

the ink/paper wouldn't hurt you.. are you allowed to wash it first?

 

[Dagless M.D.]

Anyone who would do it is stupid

I guess i'm stupid

 

[Musashi Wins!]

I remember a few years ago this circulating rumor/myth/weird fact that a certain percentage of money had testable drug residue on it. Maybe you could smoke/snort the Washington.

 

[RiZ III]

$5s wouldnt cover the medical bills.

 

[Stuggernaut]

For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)

 

[Musashi Wins!]

$5 is not much. So you are pretty much admitting you would eat a $1 bill for nothing.

Then...he would eat less than nothing for nothing.

 

[Naked Snake]

For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)

Holy shit, you people are crazy, and probably fat

 

[Baron Aloha]

No, but I'd eat a fresh $20 from the bank for $100.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)

Dude. the puddings would have been easy

 

[Stuggernaut]

Holy shit, you people are crazy, and probably fat

Well we have a lot of fun, and we get paid to do this so who cares. Yes, we are crazy sometimes...as for fat...well we're not athletes, but we're not obese either,...except for James, but that is a long story.

 

[Stuggernaut]

Dude. the puddings would have been easy

That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.

Try it and see.

Oh and it was for $15

 

[Desperado]

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

If I eat out somewhere, I wash my hands before hand [ha, pun intended]. The only exception is at school, where I'm too damn lazy to.

 

[cvxfreak]

Money's too dirty. Yuck.

 

[Friend]

Maybe if the dollar was clean, straight from the U.S. mint. Otherwise, no.

 

[beerbelly]

I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha

 

[Dagless M.D.]

I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha

my god

 

[neptunes]

yeah if it was clean (straight from the tell..crisp and all)

 

[explodet]

That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.

Haha...

Yeah, food bets are always something - one time someone challenged me to drink packets of Taco Bell hot sauce. I did it. Didn't get sick, but I did sweat constantly for, say, 3 hours.

Hey, I was 12. What did I know?

 

[bjork]

No. People here store money in their front pocket, then hand it to me all crumpled and wet... which I assume is gential sweat, which is just plain wrong.

Would you lick my gonads for $5?

 

[Justin Bailey]

Yeah I'd do it, it's not like it's diseased or anything.

Edit: LOL, I'm referring to the question in the topic, BTW

 

[bjork]

It's cool. I'll keep $5 handy just n case you change your mind.

 

[iapetus]

I remember a few years ago this circulating rumor/myth/weird fact that a certain percentage of money had testable drug residue on it. Maybe you could smoke/snort the Washington.

Snopes says: TRUE.

You don't see that very often.

 

[talking head]

my old teacher used to go to grungy strip clubs, motion to the girl stripping to come on over, slowly roll up a $5 bill and insert into her vagina.

so, no.

 

[White Man]

I'd do it. There is no question, actually. There's many more degrading things I'd do for 5 bucks.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.

Try it and see.

Oh and it was for $15

If I do it, will you pay me the $15 ? you can paypal it to me, and watch me eat the puddings on webcam.

 

[Eminem]

my little aim survey:

: yes

: of course

: depends on the amount of cocaine in the $1 bill

: no. thats disgusting.


You can guess which is the female.

 

[belgurdo]

my old teacher used to go to grungy strip clubs, motion to the girl stripping to come on over, slowly roll up a $5 bill and insert into her vagina.

so, no.

What's where $5 for $20 comes in

 

[bjork]

Yep. Girls like cocaine.

 

[MIMIC]

Would you eat a $1 bill for $5?

I'd have to be REALLY hungry and equally broke.

Any other time....no.

 

[MIMIC]

I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha

 

[evil ways]

I would, only if I can dip it in BBQ sauce.

 

[yoshifumi]

i'd do it for a klondike bar.

 

[Diablos]

$5? Man, that's not even worth it.

 

[Wario64]

Haha Mimic, like how you got my 24 animated gif in your avatar

 

[-Fightnfire-]

To back him up, James is indeed fat. Not much of a long story tho, he just eats too damn much and shakes (literally) when he gets his paws on some grub. And yes we are a bit crazy.

 

[Uncle Dukey]

No. I wouldn't even do it if it was something "clean" like printer paper.

 

[Ecrofirt]

You people saying no are retarded. You're making $5 doing something far less dirty than what most of you probably deal with on a regular basis.

How many people here always wash their hands after taking a piss? I'm sure you probably eat after doing stuff like that, as well.

 

[kablooey]

my god

:lol Nice reaction.

 

[Gattsu25]

I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha

HAHA! POTD!

edit: give that man a tag, stat! :b

 

[Sp3eD]

I'd do it no questions asked. Hell I would probably do it for free.