Would you eat a $1 bill for $5?

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Ongoing debate at work...and I personally said yes I would, as did two others...but I can't believe how many people said "no way" because of how dirty money is.

So...would you?
 
No, it would probably taste disgusting, not to mention it could probably make you ill, and I'd only be gaining four stinkin' bucks.

At school we gave my friend about $8 to lick this gum off of the bottom of a desk. That was after we payed her about $5 to lick this nasty crusty stuff off of a book.
 
I remember a few years ago this circulating rumor/myth/weird fact that a certain percentage of money had testable drug residue on it. Maybe you could smoke/snort the Washington.
 
For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)
 
Mr Pockets said:
For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)
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Holy shit, you people are crazy, and probably fat :P
 
Mr Pockets said:
For one, you're not supplying the dollar...so it's $5 pure proffit ;P

Besides, the amount was irrellevent. The point of it is to see what we can get people to eat.

I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.

Oh, and we do this a lot at work. So far to date....

I ate a whole maple bar donut in one bite for $5

I failed to eat a whole case of handisnack puddings (20 cups in all) in a 15min period

Another guy failed to eat a cup of raw coffee grounds (btw, the face he made was classic)
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Dude. the puddings would have been easy :)
 
adelgary said:
Holy shit, you people are crazy, and probably fat :P
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Well we have a lot of fun, and we get paid to do this so who cares. Yes, we are crazy sometimes...as for fat...well we're not athletes, but we're not obese either,...except for James, but that is a long story.
 
Felidae_Khrall said:
Dude. the puddings would have been easy :)
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That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.

Try it and see.

Oh and it was for $15
 
I find it funny how people will handle money all day (like we do at work) and eat, touch their face, etc and are not concerned with anything that transfered of their hands.
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If I eat out somewhere, I wash my hands before hand [ha, pun intended]. The only exception is at school, where I'm too damn lazy to.
 
I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha
 
Mr Pockets said:
That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.
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Haha...

Yeah, food bets are always something - one time someone challenged me to drink packets of Taco Bell hot sauce. I did it. Didn't get sick, but I did sweat constantly for, say, 3 hours.

Hey, I was 12. What did I know?
 
No. People here store money in their front pocket, then hand it to me all crumpled and wet... which I assume is gential sweat, which is just plain wrong.

Would you lick my gonads for $5?
 
Musashi Wins! said:
I remember a few years ago this circulating rumor/myth/weird fact that a certain percentage of money had testable drug residue on it. Maybe you could smoke/snort the Washington.
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Snopes says: TRUE.

You don't see that very often.
 
my old teacher used to go to grungy strip clubs, motion to the girl stripping to come on over, slowly roll up a $5 bill and insert into her vagina.

so, no.
 
Mr Pockets said:
That's what i thought. 10 Vanilla, 10 chocolate...I wanted to puke after about 12-14...I opened my mouth to shovel more in and was almost losing it every time.

Try it and see.

Oh and it was for $15
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If I do it, will you pay me the $15 ? you can paypal it to me, and watch me eat the puddings on webcam. :)
 
my little aim survey:

: yes

: of course

: depends on the amount of cocaine in the $1 bill

: no. thats disgusting.


You can guess which is the female.
 
talking head said:
my old teacher used to go to grungy strip clubs, motion to the girl stripping to come on over, slowly roll up a $5 bill and insert into her vagina.

so, no.
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What's where $5 for $20 comes in
 
beerbelly said:
I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha
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To back him up, James is indeed fat. Not much of a long story tho, he just eats too damn much and shakes (literally) when he gets his paws on some grub. And yes we are a bit crazy.
 
You people saying no are retarded. You're making $5 doing something far less dirty than what most of you probably deal with on a regular basis.

How many people here always wash their hands after taking a piss? I'm sure you probably eat after doing stuff like that, as well.
 
beerbelly said:
I'd do it. I'd swallow the bill and shit it back out. 6$ profit! The joke is on the dude that touches the $1 dollar bill next hahaha
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HAHA! POTD!

edit: give that man a tag, stat! :b
 
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