Would you pay to have someone bathe you?

Stouffers

Stouffers

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Us humans pay to have our hair cut, teeth cleaned, colons evacuated, nails trimmed, private's waxed, cysts drained, etc. Is it too much of a reach to pay someone to thoroughly bathe you?

How much would you pay to have a stranger bathe and groom your fat nasty body?
 
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i don't allow anyone to help me, this applies to just about everything everything in life

i'll probably kill myself if it ever gets to that point
 
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Depends, Is it Lacey Chabert?
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Lots of people pay hospitals to bathe them, I hear it's pretty expensive
 
Stouffers said:
Us humans pay to have our hair cut, teeth cleaned, colons evacuated, nails trimmed, private's waxed, cysts drained, etc. Is it too much of a reach to pay someone to thoroughly bathe you?

How much would you pay to have a stranger bathe and groom your fat nasty body?
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No.
Do you warsh yourself with a rag on a stick?
 
Why the fuck not? I've had plenty of professional massages. Get up in that gooch real good, woman!
 
Yeah, who is doing the bathing? I could see this taking off, OP. People get massages and facials so what not a full body cleaning.
 
Ailynn said:
I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just for them to bathe at least once a week. :lollipop_downcast_sweat:
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At first I read this as "I've met a few coworkers who I would have happily paid a reasonable sum just to have them bathe me at least once a week"

Probably because I've had a few hot co-workers as well. But - sorry about the bad workplace hygiene, that's the worst.
 
My wife is a nurse, she has bathed her share of people.

Also, a lot of spas already offer bath services.... And not just the shady Asian place.
 
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for real, the indignity of needing help is a mind killer, i'd rather go out on my own terms than succumb to the decays of nature

i get that some sick people need assistance, not talking about those outliers and the help they need (to each their own)

but that life is not for me, i'll blow my brains out before it gets to that point
 
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To be honest, the people I'm talking about smelled like they rolled around in garbage and excrement on the regular...with breath that smelled like a hot wind through a midsummer zombie stampede. :messenger_medmask:
 
When you reach a point in your life where you can no longer wash yourself, you will likely have to let some woman who looks like Big Momma bathe you.
This is why Dignitas exists.
 
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I'm 6'2, which isn't some otherworldly height or something, and I still can't find any bath tubs that I fit into for anything but the most uncomfortable and awkward bathing session. I don't know if I'd pay extra for someone else to see me looking like a half-drowned preying mantis.
 
Ailynn said:
To be honest, the people I'm talking about smelled like they rolled around in garbage and excrement on the regular...with breath that smelled like a hot wind through a midsummer zombie stampede. :messenger_medmask:
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You dont work for a garbage dispoal firm by any chance, do you?
 
I can bathe myself well enough so i don't see a need to pay someone else to do that. Then again i'm cheap lol
 
Whoa whoa whoa Tesseract Tesseract , this is a luxurious bath like Arthur Morgan takes, not some end of life sponge around the flaps and folds end of life care. Now answer the question again in the proper mindset
 
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Whoa whoa whoa Tesseract Tesseract , this is a luxurious bath like Arthur Morgan takes, not some end of life sponge around the flaps and folds end of life care. Now answer the question again in the proper mindset
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no, i don't let anyone help me with anything under any circumstances

i think it's insulting and would rather just die
 
I once saw a show where some giant fat guy was regularly sponge bathed by nurses at his house, paid by the NHS, so there's that.

For myself? I dunno about strangers, but that liquid soap they sell in japan is straight up amazing with the gf
 
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Breakage said:
When you reach a point in your life where you can no longer wash yourself, you will likely have to let some woman who looks like Big Momma bathe you.
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Japanese Soap lands laugh at your ignorance.


Breakage said:
This is why Dignitas exists.
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What woman hate is this supposed to mean from you this time?

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You guys should visit a turkish bath (hamam).
You'll get a bubble bath, a massage and they'll scrub your dead skin off.

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Just fyi: men bath men, women bath women :messenger_winking:
 
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