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[BlazinSkatinAxel]

Wow. Pitbull AND Flo Rida.

Truly these are great days. Miracles and wonder.

Future WWE HOFers.

 

[cordy]

Lunch out here looking like a new age Ruben Studdard.

 

[Kurt Angle]

can't mania with florida

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

25:22

Twenty Five... Twenty Two...

Haitch gets 2.5x as long as the RAW Women...

Match should've been 5 minutes shorter, had Bálor & Joe fighting on the outside and finished on the Phoenix Splash.

Fuck Triple H

It was a GREAT match, stop bitching, the women's match was the worst match of the night so far

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Surprised Flo Rida would have the gall to show his face here after the crippling rap battle defeat he suffered at the hands of Bo Dallas.

 

[Gorillaz]

Here we go!!!

FRICK THAT CROWD IT'S LIT BROTHER

 

[Ithil]

I feel like this show has long passed its peak. Goldberg/Lesnar is gonna be five minutes, the Taker match is gonna blow and Orton/Wyatt will probably be pretty slow, the crowd is clearly tired now too.

The Hardys return was the big moment for sure.

 

[somedevil]

Noelle treating Steph going through the table as a shoot:

Noelle Foley‏Verified account @NoelleFoley 3m3 minutes ago
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STEPHANIE JUST WENT THROUGH A TABLE!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 KARMA'S A BITCH #WrestleMania

 

[Gurrry]

The crowd did at the start, but then everyone left to use the bathroom and the remaining people you can't hear because this awful music is ungodly loud n

Oh ok then I missed it. Good on them.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

lmao i'm genuinely impressed by the red lights and then the green lights

 

[LiQuid!]

BUTTS

 

[GunBR]

25:22

Twenty Five... Twenty Two...

Haitch gets 2.5x as long as the RAW Women...

Match should've been 5 minutes shorter, had Bálor & Joe fighting on the outside and finished on the Phoenix Splash.

Fuck Triple H

This match took almost half an hour?
So that's why it looked like forever

 

[Alucard]

Also, these dancers make me want to channel 1998 Jerry Lawler in my descriptions. I feel dirty.

 

[Ilive1up]

the butts r nice

 

[Into the Light]

I've been eating since this started
I hate myself

 

[avengers23]

Yep.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

They THICK, son!

 

[Professor Beef]

Literally who the fuck listens to Flo Rida or Pitbull

It's not wrestling fans and it sure as hell isn't rap fans

1) They're in florida
2) lol @ a kanye stain coming at anyone's music tastes

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Oh snap forgot about Orton vs Wyatt as well.

Yeah I wonder how this timing will work.
I expect the entrances to be longer than the Goldberg and Lesnar match.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Had to pause to pay the pizza guy... so finally caught up.


This is exactly how that match should have gone down... Steph gets her comeuppance. HHH is fallen by his own move. Perfect brawl. That injury really enhanced both the match and that build

Another win for Mania...

 

[Lum1n3s]

WWE always knows how to choose lit tracks for their wrestling events.

 

[Bronx-Man]

It was a GREAT match, stop bitching, the women's match was the worst match of the night so far

There is no universe where that match was considered "great". It was a slog just watching.

 

[JABEE]

They THICK, son!

Pitbull knows how the game is played.

 

[def sim]

thanks, pitbull

 

[Oersted]

is pitbull to rap what nickelback is to rock

Did Nickelback make some decent mixtapes before blowing up with songs which get worse and worse?

 

[jmdajr]

I don't know how they thought there would be enough time for all those matches. Wasn't gonna happen.

 

[Rival]

This is some cheesy shit

 

[Gurrry]

This is the dumbest shit of the night

 

[Pro]

Everyone on the east coast and I'm like only 7:20 don't care

 

[jurgen]

BUTTS

The Ultimate Thrill Ride™.

 

[Toki767]

Is the Rock really not showing up?

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

There is no universe where that match was considered "great". It was a slog just watching.

It's called pace, most matches would be better if they slowed the hell down

 

[Kurt Angle]

1) They're in florida
2) lol @ a kanye stain coming at anyone's music tastes

i would trade my wwe network subscription for a pair of Yeezys

 

[shwimpy]

At least Pitbull has good taste in dancers.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Oh I can unmute. It appears to be over with.

 

[Dark Ninja]

They probably got paid more than the entire roster for that

 

[Master Thespian]

There you go lol

HAHA

 

[Syder]

It was a GREAT match, stop bitching, the women's match was the worst match of the night so far

Yeah, a WrestleMania classic 🙄

 

[Keyser Soze]

I MADE IT THROUGH

Now Dress As Zelda Alexa

 

[Sanjuro]

So, is there like 4 more matches?

 

[blackaroni]

There is no universe where that match was considered "great". It was a slog just watching.

He's really upset that people didn't find that shit as impressive as he did.

 

[LycanXIII]

How many years in a row has Pitbull/Flo Rida been at WM?

 

[tri_willy]

Still can't get over the cheap Miz burial... it was a chance to cement his status as one of the GOAT heels but nooo...

 

[kiguel182]

I hope Orton and Wyatt don't go for 20+ minutes

 

[Sinatar]

Wyatt/Orton?

No way they drop the SD women's match altogether, no way?

 

[Banjo-Kazooie]

10:20 and still have

Bray/Randy
Broman Reigns/Taker
SD Women's
Bork/GB

Fack

 

[Bronx-Man]

Oh wow, Roman vs Undertaker really is main eventing.

1) They're in florida
2) lol @ a kanye stain coming at anyone's music tastes

Spotted the mark

 

[Foggy]

It's called pace, most matches would be better if they slowed the hell down

LOL

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Is the Rock really not showing up?

Glad he isn't to be honest. They're already behind.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

fuck the women are probably cut

imagine getting told the awesome news that your match is now main show only for the match to get canned