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[ManDudeChild]

http://www.tard-blog.com

It's about a teacher that does "special education." A "bite" I found particularly crazy was this one...

Bright eyed Sara looks at me and says, “I found my brownie bites” and no shit, the kid popped one in her mouth like it was, well…a brownie bite.


OH MY GOD!


I didn’t know what to do. I stood frozen in horror as I watched her chew and ingest the canine fecal matter with the look of content and ecstasy on her plump face. She’d been outside eating turds for a half hour already, what could one more do?

:lol

 

[Tarazet]

Old as the hills, and the original owner was much funnier.

 

[belgurdo]

i made this topic many moons ago

 

[demi]

Augusta walks in and sits down at the table. He takes one look at the cupcake and gets so angry that he turns it over and smears it all over the table. He looks at the kid next to him and says "I can't believe you can eat that, it looks like abortion."

This was the boiling point. Augusta drops the object, rips off the blindfold and throws it at the jugglers. Keep in mind that the entire school, kindergarten through sixth grade, as well as staff and parents, are watching this. He then violently kicks over all these bowling pins that were lined up on stage. He rips his shirt off, throws it on the ground, yells "PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSE TO TOUCH ME" so fucking loud, then runs out the side door to the parking lot.

Augusta ROCKS

 

[belgurdo]

16: Quote from the Playground

On the playground:

Jay runs up to me holding a clump of grass that he had just ripped out of the schoolyard in his hand.

Jay: “Miss Pell, do you have a bag?”
MP: “For what Jay?”
Jay: “For my grass stupid.”
MP: “Jay we don’t call people stupid and we don’t keep grass. Throw it down.”
Jay, said while exiting in a semi-stomping tamtrum, “My brother gets to keep his grass in a bag!”

This was followed up by an awkward call from me to Jay’s parents.

:lol