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[KibblesBits]

What was the original title of the thread?

 

[feel]

 

[Hot Coldman]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Combichristoffersen]

..the Hell is this? :lol

 

[Speevy]

What was the original title of the thread?

OH GOD LET ME **** A DOLPHIN TERRORISTS TIE ME DOWN AND FORCE ME YOU BIG BAD TERRORISTS FROM ARAB COUNTRIES

 

[EmCeeGramr]

So you fcked a dolphin's blowhole since it speaked whale and you couldn't understand what all the whistles meant and assumed it was consented to but you felt really bad about it and made up a story on GAF about how a fictional Arab terrorist made you do it so its all good and legal anyway and someone really should reply back on your thread because it'll make you feel better about what you did. Right.

and since cetaceans can't breathe through their mouths, he was essentially choking it to death, making that yet another sick fetish of his

 

[Gaborn]

What was the original title of the thread?

Something to the effect of "If terrorists forced you to have sex with an animal which would you choose?"

 

[D4Danger]

the fuck is wrong with you? seek help.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Is this the year of dolphin sex or something? Seems like there are a few threads each month about it now.

 

[Kentpaul]

i heard dolthans vibrate during sex

 

[Koomaster]

Spoiler

can the animal be extinct?

Tap that dodo my friend.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

OH GOD LET ME **** A DOLPHIN TERRORISTS TIE ME DOWN AND FORCE ME YOU BIG BAD TERRORISTS FROM ARAB COUNTRIES

:lol :lol

Oh lawdy

Tap that dodo my friend.

He was clearly thinking of a velociraptor.

 

[Dresden]

I really love GAf at times like these. :lol

 

[Gaborn]

Is this the year of dolphin sex or something? Seems like there are a few threads each month about it now.

It's still better than the year of Jenkem.

 

[the_log_ride]

 

[Get'sMad]

Some people dream up hypothetical scenarios of valiantly escaping capture by terrorists whom are about to decapitate you wherein you take out 6 AK47 wielding dudes whilst blindfolded. You come home to a heros welcome and bang a voluptuous female.

This guy dreams of being captured, staying captured and being forced to fuck a porpoise.

Think about that.

 

[Hugbot]

The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.

This is the terrorists law.

 

[Speevy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM

 

[eznark]

where is selig to defend this deviant?

 

[AnkitT]

 

[Fritz]

here OP

I hope this gets you going

 

[Dresden]

where is selig to defend this deviant?

Guy is banned.

 

[Clydefrog]

I choose earthworm.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Man, you're pretty fucked up.

 

[eznark]

Guy is banned.

NAMBLA will just keep making dummy accounts

 

[EmCeeGramr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEOeTX1LqM

faster than lightning, eh

 

[Speevy]

This is the terrorists law.

And then he was a zombie.

 

[Gaborn]

Some people dream up hypothetical scenarios of valiantly escaping capture by terrorists whom are about to decapitate you wherein you take out 6 AK47 wielding dudes whilst blindfolded. You come home to a heros welcome and bang a voluptuous female.

This guy dreams of being captured, staying captured and being forced to fuck a porpoise.

Think about that.

... are those the... ONLY choices?

 

[Wallach]

The fucked up part is that you can tell this is a bullshit cover for him wanting to fuck a dolphin in the blowhole. He says "This is the terrorists law" about your genitals having to "exchange" then immediately tells us he can't wait to stick his dick in a decidedly different place.

Smart people all around the world right now are super mad and they don't know why. This is why. It's this thread.

 

[Megadragon15]

I choose earthworm.

I hope you aren't inadvertantly giving away a little too much information. :lol

 

[Ashes]

here OP

I hope this gets you going

The fuck? Dude. :/

 

[eznark]

... are those the... ONLY choices?

I'm typing up my "GayGAF: would you rather - Dolphin or Woman" thread now.

 

[Bentendo]

here OP
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090410232052/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/ce/Dolphin_rape.gif/120px-Dolphin_rape.gif[IMG]
I hope this gets you going[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I don't know if I needed to see that.

 

[Tornado Condor]

W...t...f...

 

[Confused101]

The terrorists law clearly states that the genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures.

Plus they have AK-47(LOADED!)

That being said, I choose a mermaid.

 

[abq]

wat :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

the terrorists receive Law from the graces of Terror Lord

and he spaketh, "your genitals must be in exchange with the nostril of the dolphin" and the terrorists made the unbelievers do so, and the Terror Lord was most pleased

 

[Axion22]

Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.

.

 

[narcosis219]

whatisthisidonteven.jpg

 

[Pandaman]

a Fox.

you should totally read my spice and wolf/Wagaya no Oinari-sama crossover fanfic.

 

[MisterAnderson]

Fucking what did I just read. This guy makes the worst threads ever.

Spoiler

would read again

 

[Pctx]

I have never had the balls to ask a woman to blow me

 

[Koomaster]

He was clearly thinking of a velociraptor.

What a sick fuck. Raptors bite your dick off after sex like a praying mantis. Dodos at least got them nice soft feathers for your comfort, less chance of them biting your dick off.

 

[ephemeral garbage]

Ok, I guess I don't understand the motivations of terrorists as well as I thought I did

 

[Anerythristic]

I would thoughtfully select a shaved ape.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

it would be cheating if you said you just wanted to court a ladybug, and rub it on you're genitals

And the terrorists said, "You practice deceit in your courtship of the ladybird. It is an unclean creature, and you merely rub it on YOU ARE GENITALS."

 

[Pimpbaa]

Sooo...asking a woman to give you a blowjob is objectifying them but having sex with dolphins is a-ok.

 

[Chittagong]

:lol

Congrats dude, won the funniest stupid thread in my 8 years in gaf, I'm choking here

 

[EmCeeGramr]

What a sick fuck. Raptors bite your dick off after sex like a praying mantis. Dodos at least got them nice soft feathers for your comfort, less chance of them biting your dick off.

*wink*

hello boys~

 

[ghostmind]

I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.

Wait.... what?

So you really needed to take a shit, but can't, so you thought about killing yourself, but decided "fuck that - imma gonna go post on GAF about how I would like to fuck a dolphin!"


Uhhhh... welll... congratulations? Hope you get to take a shit soon?