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[Huevos de Oro]

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If its not too freaky.

Even more so if it's like that!

 

[Gaborn]

I WANNA NOW!! NAO!!!

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If its not too freaky.

We all have our kinks! :lol but I've dropped almost TOO many hints on the board in the past, I really don't want to go further than that.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

We figured that part out already. Why the terrorist hypothetical?

No I didn't. I am a masked crusader taking the blame for others to expose themselfs to bring down the justice.


The terrorist hypotethical? I thought people would like the topic more if it was political somehow. People are not talking about beastiality in the media much these days, it's all about terrorists and north korea.
So I thought if I brought something into it, that would gather some interest, people might be preplexed to engulf into the discussion... perhaps against their will, if you catch my drift?

 

[mclem]

I say we make Vigilant do a "mod challenge" like they do at SA.

Could work. Does he have a Sea World near him?

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Of course, he'd have to work around the restraining order

 

[EmCeeGramr]

What's that then?

he has to complete some sort of task (usually of a humiliating nature) to save his account

 

[SilentProtagonist]

Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.

Okay, there's ONE THING you could do but it's going to involve a dolphin, are you game?

 

[Souldriver]

This has to be one of the best troll/joke character threads in history. I mean, really...

 

[Hugbot]

perhaps against their will, if you catch my drift?

Are you saying...you're the terrorist? What a twist! (shyamalan.jpg)

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

I say we make Vigilant do a "mod challenge" like they do at SA.

I don't have many skills. I was not good at many things in school.

But I have a lvl 62 in WoW.
Also I gained 60 pounds in less than three months, but I am not sure if that is a skill.


Also, I am not kidding. I have a eating disorder. I don't know why I am mentioning this. I can't think of anything to say.

 

[Hot Coldman]

he has to complete some sort of task (usually of a humiliating nature) to save his account

Oh boy oh boy oh boy :lol Yeah, I second this.

 

[SolidusDave]

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edit: no, this doesn't mean I choose owls

 

[Combichristoffersen]

The terrorist hypotethical? I thought people would like the topic more if it was political somehow. People are not talking about beastiality in the media much these days, it's all about terrorists and north korea.

So.. you'd like for media to spend more time talking about beastiality than international politics?

But I have a lvl 62 in WoW.

Did you get a dolphin mount?

 

[Yen]

It's such a great scenario: Terrorists capture your family. You don't speak Arabic so you assume that they want you to have sex with animals.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Okay, there's ONE THING you could do but it's going to involve a dolphin, are you game?

I'm game, like Flipper: The game.

I will do anything to save my thread privileges and gain my honor. As far as I am concerned, gaf is my last chance of salvation. Other forums excluded me.. Called me a freak. I was not even worth flaming. I was lower than a bot...

 

[Hot Coldman]

Oh FUCK OFF with that owl gif. Worst thing ever.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

I don't have many skills. I was not good at many things in school.

But I have a lvl 62 in WoW.
Also I gained 60 pounds in less than three months, but I am not sure if that is a skill.


Also, I am not kidding. I have a eating disorder. I don't know why I am mentioning this. I can't think of anything to say.

I'm game, like Flipper: The game.

I will do anything to save my thread privileges and gain my honor. As far as I am concerned, gaf is my last chance of salvation. Other forums excluded me.. Called me a freak. I was not even worth flaming. I was lower than a bot...

i'm getting pretty uncomfortable here

 

[pakkit]

THE TERRORISTS WIN AGAIN

 

[besada]

What animal did you choose?

Bunyip.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

The terrorists law clearly states that the genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures.

Plus they have AK-47(LOADED!)

That being said, I choose a mermaid.

Human top-half, fish bottom-half or fish top-half, human bottom-half? Terrorist law!

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

So.. you'd like for media to spend more time talking about beastiality than international politics?

No, that's not what I am saying but think about it mate - You see terrorists and wars getting all the attention. When was the last time you saw any focus on the animals. I am sick about talking about terrorists, terrorists, terrorists. At least spice it up. I would wanna hear about animal terrorists, or animal drone attacks. IDK, I just wanted variaty.

I want O'reiley to talk about animals. I wanna know what the republicans think. I wanna see Vegans talk about "loving" animals. I just want more color.


And I am all outta crayon!

 

[Huevos de Oro]

I don't know why I am mentioning this. I can't think of anything to say.

Just say nothing, man. Join the laughs, take the piss outta yourself. These things happen. Just relax, kick back, laugh it off.

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fuck a dolphin

 

[Atramental]

I'm game, like Flipper: The game.

I will do anything to save my thread privileges and gain my honor. As far as I am concerned, gaf is my last chance of salvation. Other forums excluded me.. Called me a freak. I was not even worth flaming. I was lower than a bot...

Just breathe, son. Everything gonna be okay. >_>

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Just say nothing, man. Join the laughs, take the piss outta yourself. These things happen. Just relax, kick back, laugh it off.

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fuck a dolphin

I'm trying but I am getting nervous. I always get myself into this sort of crap.


It' so typical me. It's because I have a hard time finding that thin red line, between whats appropriate, and what's not. It's like.. We can make fun of these things, and then there are the things we can't make fun off.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Did you get a dolphin mount?

:lol

 

[Lamel]

This is....uncomfortable.

 

[mello]

I don't have many skills. I was not good at many things in school.

Clearly. Because you've demonstrated that your brain has the magnitude of a 10yr old with paraphilia. You've almost redefined creativity itself.

Stop posting and just read what people have to say, because it's getting worse for you. I'm sorry.

 

[clav]

I'm trying but I am getting nervous. I always get myself into this sort of crap.


It' so typical me. It's because I have a hard time finding that thin red line, between whats appropriate, and what's not. It's like.. We can make fun of these things, and then there are the things we can't make fun off.

You need to go outside and start conversing there.

You'll realize what's appropriate and what isn't.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

he has to complete some sort of task (usually of a humiliating nature) to save his account

He should take a picture of himself in some kind of Water World with a dolphin and a huge sign which says "GAF loves dolphins" and post it here.

 

[Hugbot]

You need to go outside and start conversing there.

You'll realize what's appropriate and what isn't.

For example, it's perfectly fine to discuss dolphin fucking technique over a beer with a friend, but not to bring terrorists into it. It's a very fine line.

 

[Ducks]

I'm trying but I am getting nervous. I always get myself into this sort of crap.


It' so typical me. It's because I have a hard time finding that thin red line, between whats appropriate, and what's not. It's like.. We can make fun of these things, and then there are the things we can't make fun off.

You made one of the most interesting threads in a long while for me :lol

P.S. It doesn't matter what's appropriate or not it's the internet, it was funny and you aren't even banned

 

[MarkMclovin]

The hell have I walked into here?

 

[Combichristoffersen]

You see terrorists and wars getting all the attention.

Well, yeah, that's because international terrorism and wars are matters that interest a lot of people

When was the last time you saw any focus on the animals.

I often see animal stories in media, actually. Just the other day I read an article about a red panda giving birth to cubs in a Norwegian zoo.

I am sick about talking about terrorists, terrorists, terrorists. At least spice it up.

By making up stories of hypothetical situations involving terrorists forcing people to hump animals?

I would wanna hear about animal terrorists, or animal drone attacks.

Animal terrorists? Like Cat Liberation Front? 'Free mice and milk for every cat!'

I want O'reiley to talk about animals.

Wut? :lol

I wanna know what the republicans think.

..wat

I wanna see Vegans talk about "loving" animals.

You mean 'loving' as in 'I want to protect them from harm' or 'loving' as in 'I want to stuff my cock in your dolphin labrador'?

I just want more color.

I'll send you a new set of crayons.


And this is why I never, ever make threads on GAF; you never know when they might backfire.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I'm trying but I am getting nervous. I always get myself into this sort of crap.


It' so typical me. It's because I have a hard time finding that thin red line, between whats appropriate, and what's not. It's like.. We can make fun of these things, and then there are the things we can't make fun off.

You talked about fucking dolphins. Forget finding that red line, you're in the wrong galaxy.

 

[Atramental]

He should take a picture of himself in some kind of Water World with a dolphin and a huge sign which says "GAF loves dolphins" and post it here.

Or what I was thinking is that he should get a blow up pool toy of a dolphin and take it out on a date. Then he could post pics of the date in this thread to get his thread privileges back.

 

[pakkit]

more than a feeling

 

[Patrick Bateman]

You made one of the most interesting threads in a long while for me :lol

 

[Devil Theory]

I call Raptor Jesus.

 

[Zod the Bear]

I am not sure whether I prefer "This is the terrorists law" or "I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS."

 

[clav]

And this is why I never, ever make threads on GAF; you never know when they might backfire.

:lol

I remember there was a thread that the OP wrote about his girl problems. Later, the girl found the thread and the pictures he posted in there, and the OP frantically edited out every post.

 

[Ducks]

:lol Oh fuck

I walked into that one. Hard.

 

[besada]

I want O'Reilly to talk to the animals, to chat with a chimp in chimpanzee.

 

[Always-honest]

a human female. pale skin, blond hair..(preff. one with nice tits & a nice ass)

 

[Combichristoffersen]

:lol

I remember there was a thread that the OP wrote about his girl problems. Later, the girl found the thread and the pictures he posted in there, and the OP frantically edited out every post.

Wasn't there also some now infamous thread about a GAFfer trading a PSP for nude pics of another GAFfers girlfriend? :lol

 

[KibblesBits]

This thread is just getting more and more interesting.

 

[GaimeGuy]

a human female. pale skin, blond hair..(preff. one with nice tits & a nice ass)

As a bonus we'll throw in a 9 inch penis.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

:lol Oh fuck

I walked into that one. Hard.

I already told you, but I love your avatar. :lol

 

[D4Danger]

You should just be glad you didn't get a tag with a link to this thread.

it's time to cut your losses.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Wasn't there also some now infamous thread about a GAFfer trading a PSP for nude pics of another GAFfers girlfriend? :lol

Now those are the kind of threads to be ashamed of. Not an innocent one about dolphins and their sweet, sweet orifices.

 

[Neuromancer]

I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.

What does this even mean?

 

[Ignis Fatuus]

I wish I could've videotaped my morphing facial expressions as I read that entire OP.