wtf man wtf WTF you are getting thread post privileges back after Jesus' return
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MisterAnderson
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...Chevah girl.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Not A Fur said:
Terrorists did 9/11 because GWB refused to fuck a dolphin in the blowhole confirmed?
GWB only does armadillos
Hot Coldman
Banned
Guys, I just got this great new idea for an Ecco the Dolphin game!
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Green Scar said:
Fuck Ecco the Dolphin
cwatididthar?
ShallNoiseUpon
Member
The blowhole isn't the genitals man.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Sounds like the beginning to an awesome Orangina commercial.
How do you pronounce "Orangina", anyway? Does the "gina" in "Orangina" sound like the "gina" in "vagina"?
How do you pronounce "Orangina", anyway? Does the "gina" in "Orangina" sound like the "gina" in "vagina"?
EmCeeGramr
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the next supreme court decision on torture will incorporate GAF postsSpeevy said:
"What if the terrorists are making people have sex with dolphins in undisclosed locations (possibly in a schoolbus buried in the middle of the desert), and your prisoner is the only who can tell you?"
Lionel Mandrake
Member
If the OP doesn't get a "Dolphin Fucker" tag, I'm going to be sad.
Neoriceisgood
Member
I'd pick a tunicate.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
This thread makes me want Jesus to take His time returning.
Spirit of Jazz
Banned
ShallNoiseUpon said:
That's one of the best things about it, as if the detail he's going into isn't enough he actually brings up a totally unrelated fantasy he has about dolphins :lol
Cerebral Assassin
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Rentahamster said:
Like Geena Davis
Hot Coldman
Banned
Gaborn said:
Was it the thread about the horse being attacked with an inflatable penis?
Vigilant Walrus
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This thread was a bad idea. f**k
I have screwed myself over for several reasons:
1) No matter, what I say it will look bad. If I tell you that I like to think about "doing it" with a Dolphin, you will go "I knew it!!! eek! he is sick!". If I tell you that it was just a joke and I don't wanna have intimate relationship with a Dolphin, you guys will just go "Yeah right, you just like pretending you like to screw dolphins"! And you won't believe that either.
2) I forgot this one.
3) I have been scared lately, as I see all these good threads, about awesome stuff, and I love Gaf but I couldn't find any topic to talk about. Any topic I tried to do failed. It was either historic, previously discussed, and then I would get a google search engine down my throat, le forced, as they say in france.
4) I am sorry. I just knew I shouldn't have done it, but I am like one of those kids - I know I shouldn't lick on the battery - My parents told me a lot of time, but this one is silver and it says AAA on it, and that should mean it's triple A quality.. and it's just bad times from there.
Dammit.
I wanted to be cheeky, relevant and edgy. I thought I could spiral people, to come out on it on a cheeky note instead of taking me up on my word like I was serious. I sorta thought that the chance of a GAF member having been exposed to beastiality, would be so small that it was much safer to do a topic about, than a topic about some other taboo(rape, necrophelia, incest, murder) or something else.
'I just wanted to talk about something and initiate a discussion, but if it was just "hey guys what do you think about doing it with dolphins, lol" I was afraid that it would be to dry, so if I took the characteristics of a PETA person, and just put myself in the cannon fooder, then maybe other people would tag along on the roleplay and see this world from a different point of view.
Beastiality is not something to make fun of. I KNOW this, but yet my person has a hard time, not using satire to things that are so extreme, foreign and insane-like(I dont know how to spell redicilously.. see its wrong!).
Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.
I have screwed myself over for several reasons:
1) No matter, what I say it will look bad. If I tell you that I like to think about "doing it" with a Dolphin, you will go "I knew it!!! eek! he is sick!". If I tell you that it was just a joke and I don't wanna have intimate relationship with a Dolphin, you guys will just go "Yeah right, you just like pretending you like to screw dolphins"! And you won't believe that either.
2) I forgot this one.
3) I have been scared lately, as I see all these good threads, about awesome stuff, and I love Gaf but I couldn't find any topic to talk about. Any topic I tried to do failed. It was either historic, previously discussed, and then I would get a google search engine down my throat, le forced, as they say in france.
4) I am sorry. I just knew I shouldn't have done it, but I am like one of those kids - I know I shouldn't lick on the battery - My parents told me a lot of time, but this one is silver and it says AAA on it, and that should mean it's triple A quality.. and it's just bad times from there.
Dammit.
I wanted to be cheeky, relevant and edgy. I thought I could spiral people, to come out on it on a cheeky note instead of taking me up on my word like I was serious. I sorta thought that the chance of a GAF member having been exposed to beastiality, would be so small that it was much safer to do a topic about, than a topic about some other taboo(rape, necrophelia, incest, murder) or something else.
'I just wanted to talk about something and initiate a discussion, but if it was just "hey guys what do you think about doing it with dolphins, lol" I was afraid that it would be to dry, so if I took the characteristics of a PETA person, and just put myself in the cannon fooder, then maybe other people would tag along on the roleplay and see this world from a different point of view.
Beastiality is not something to make fun of. I KNOW this, but yet my person has a hard time, not using satire to things that are so extreme, foreign and insane-like(I dont know how to spell redicilously.. see its wrong!).
Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.
StriKeVillain
Banned
I thought it was the needles in the dick fetish?Green Scar said:
lightless_shado
Banned
mello said:
Well I know what my first thread will be when I get full member status!
awwwVigilant Walrus said:This thread was a bad idea. f**k
I have screwed myself over for several reasons:
1) No matter, what I say it will look bad. If I tell you that I like to think about "doing it" with a Dolphin, you will go "I knew it!!! eek! he is sick!". If I tell you that it was just a joke and I don't wanna have intimate relationship with a Dolphin, you guys will just go "Yeah right, you just like pretending you like to screw dolphins"! And you won't believe that either.
2) I forgot this one.
3) I have been scared lately, as I see all these good threads, about awesome stuff, and I love Gaf but I couldn't find any topic to talk about. Any topic I tried to do failed. It was either historic, previously discussed, and then I would get a google search engine down my throat, le forced, as they say in france.
4) I am sorry. I just knew I shouldn't have done it, but I am like one of those kids - I know I shouldn't lick on the battery - My parents told me a lot of time, but this one is silver and it says AAA on it, and that should mean it's triple A quality.. and it's just bad times from there.
Dammit.
I wanted to be cheeky, relevant and edgy. I thought I could spiral people, to come out on it on a cheeky note instead of taking me up on my word like I was serious. I sorta thought that the chance of a GAF member having been exposed to beastiality, would be so small that it was much safer to do a topic about, than a topic about some other taboo(rape, necrophelia, incest, murder) or something else.
'I just wanted to talk about something and initiate a discussion, but if it was just "hey guys what do you think about doing it with dolphins, lol" I was afraid that it would be to dry, so if I took the characteristics of a PETA person, and just put myself in the cannon fooder, then maybe other people would tag along on the roleplay and see this world from a different point of view.
Beastiality is not something to make fun of. I KNOW this, but yet my person has a hard time, not using satire to things that are so extreme, foreign and insane-like(I dont know how to spell redicilously.. see its wrong!).
Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.
Patrick Bateman
Member
Obligatory:
EmCeeGramr
Member
Vigilant Walrus said:This thread was a bad idea. f**k
I have screwed myself over for several reasons:
1) No matter, what I say it will look bad. If I tell you that I like to think about "doing it" with a Dolphin, you will go "I knew it!!! eek! he is sick!". If I tell you that it was just a joke and I don't wanna have intimate relationship with a Dolphin, you guys will just go "Yeah right, you just like pretending you like to screw dolphins"! And you won't believe that either.
2) I forgot this one.
3) I have been scared lately, as I see all these good threads, about awesome stuff, and I love Gaf but I couldn't find any topic to talk about. Any topic I tried to do failed. It was either historic, previously discussed, and then I would get a google search engine down my throat, le forced, as they say in france.
4) I am sorry. I just knew I shouldn't have done it, but I am like one of those kids - I know I shouldn't lick on the battery - My parents told me a lot of time, but this one is silver and it says AAA on it, and that should mean it's triple A quality.. and it's just bad times from there.
Dammit.
I wanted to be cheeky, relevant and edgy. I thought I could spiral people, to come out on it on a cheeky note instead of taking me up on my word like I was serious. I sorta thought that the chance of a GAF member having been exposed to beastiality, would be so small that it was much safer to do a topic about, than a topic about some other taboo(rape, necrophelia, incest, murder) or something else.
'I just wanted to talk about something and initiate a discussion, but if it was just "hey guys what do you think about doing it with dolphins, lol" I was afraid that it would be to dry, so if I took the characteristics of a PETA person, and just put myself in the cannon fooder, then maybe other people would tag along on the roleplay and see this world from a different point of view.
Beastiality is not something to make fun of. I KNOW this, but yet my person has a hard time, not using satire to things that are so extreme, foreign and insane-like(I dont know how to spell redicilously.. see its wrong!).
Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.
Huevos de Oro
Member
:lol
Confused101
Member
We figured that part out already. Why the terrorist hypothetical?Vigilant Walrus said:
ShallNoiseUpon
Member
Vigilant Walrus said:This thread was a bad idea. f**k
Atramental
Banned
I say we make Vigilant do a "mod challenge" like they do at SA.Vigilant Walrus said:
Megadragon15
Member
Look on the bright side. You aren't the first person to make a stupid thread and you certainly won't be the last one.Vigilant Walrus said:This thread was a bad idea. f**k
I have screwed myself over for several reasons:
1) No matter, what I say it will look bad. If I tell you that I like to think about "doing it" with a Dolphin, you will go "I knew it!!! eek! he is sick!". If I tell you that it was just a joke and I don't wanna have intimate relationship with a Dolphin, you guys will just go "Yeah right, you just like pretending you like to screw dolphins"! And you won't believe that either.
2) I forgot this one.
3) I have been scared lately, as I see all these good threads, about awesome stuff, and I love Gaf but I couldn't find any topic to talk about. Any topic I tried to do failed. It was either historic, previously discussed, and then I would get a google search engine down my throat, le forced, as they say in france.
4) I am sorry. I just knew I shouldn't have done it, but I am like one of those kids - I know I shouldn't lick on the battery - My parents told me a lot of time, but this one is silver and it says AAA on it, and that should mean it's triple A quality.. and it's just bad times from there.
Dammit.
I wanted to be cheeky, relevant and edgy. I thought I could spiral people, to come out on it on a cheeky note instead of taking me up on my word like I was serious. I sorta thought that the chance of a GAF member having been exposed to beastiality, would be so small that it was much safer to do a topic about, than a topic about some other taboo(rape, necrophelia, incest, murder) or something else.
'I just wanted to talk about something and initiate a discussion, but if it was just "hey guys what do you think about doing it with dolphins, lol" I was afraid that it would be to dry, so if I took the characteristics of a PETA person, and just put myself in the cannon fooder, then maybe other people would tag along on the roleplay and see this world from a different point of view.
Beastiality is not something to make fun of. I KNOW this, but yet my person has a hard time, not using satire to things that are so extreme, foreign and insane-like(I dont know how to spell redicilously.. see its wrong!).
Mods - Tell me what I have to do to repent. Not to get a "member" title back. But what would I have to do, to make ammends for this stupid thread.
I am serious. SERIOUS IN CAPS.
Combichristoffersen
Combovers don't work when there is no hair
Vigilant Walrus said:
Get fucked by a dolphin live for all of GAF to see.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Atramental said:I say we make Vigilant do a "mod challenge" like they do at SA.
What's that then?
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