wtf man wtf WTF you are getting thread post privileges back after Jesus' return

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Trent Strong said:
As F-ed up as the OP is, if I somehow really was forced to have sex with an animal, after reading that 'Dolphin Fucker: the book' thread, I would definitely choose a dolphin. Although obviously not with the blow hole. If the nut case who wrote that book is to be believed, the dolphin he had sex with really wanted it, in fact, according to that guy, the dolphin initiated it.
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I heard she was wearing really revealing clothes.
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
"without peeling it":lol

funny dude.
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who the hell are you? Seriously. Everything about you is just WTF

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afternoon delight said:
This thread is like the Twilight Zone - the mind reels.

Which is a shame because Vigilant Walrus may be the BEST name I have ever heard. It's such a great image. Now tainted by dolphin fucking and arabic gunfighters filming it.

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

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f**king satire how does that work? :lol
 
Spire said:
Timeline of this thread:

1. WTF OP
2. Response to WTF OP
3. Laughter and merriment
4. OP responds, turns thread into his personal Lifejournal
5. Laughter dies, people quietly slip out of thread
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Number 4 was the best part. Although he seems to have entered phase 6 now, which is characterised by posts containing a strong implication that this whole thing was just a joke.
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.
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Neuromancer said:
What does this even mean?
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I'm not sure, but I guess he meant:

"I find the legal right, in Denmark, to allow beastiality to be so dumb ('politicans say it's alright as long as the animal doesn't disapprove') and sad ('as if a pig could say no don't put the penis there, you pervert'), that I just dropped to the depths of despair (at the situation for animals) but also profoundly constipated *(metaphor for being disgusted to the pits of your stomach I think) because of the insanity of the situation.


*1. (Medicine / Pathology) suffering from constipation
2. subject to restriction or blockage in a flow of productive activity or creativity
3. Stiff, stodgy, or recalcitrant:

() is me paraphrasing what op said, not direct qoutes.
 
jim-jam bongs said:
Number 4 was the best part. Although he seems to have entered phase 6 now, which is characterised by posts containing a strong implication that this whole thing was just a joke.
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This is the best laugh I've had all day. I would like to thank everyone involved. If you'll excuse me now, my goat requires some attention...
 
jim-jam bongs said:
I think I just got owned, but I'm not sure.
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No mate. It was just a gif from Keroro Gunso.:)

There is no hidden meaning. But I know the ideology. You post a meme or some sort of thing, that your target won't get, and then the victim gets owned into oblivion simply for not getting the internet slang.
I saw it a lot back in the 56k wars, back in 95'.
 
Machine said:
This is the best laugh I've had all day. I would like to thank everyone involved. If you'll excuse me now, my goat requires some attention...
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Okay, I admit it. I laughed.
 
I was going to write: Paging Thunder Monkey. But just before I clicked on "submit reply", I thought: why exactly...? :lol
 
Vigilant Walrus said:
No mate. It was just a gif from Keroro Gunso.:)

There is no hidden meaning. But I know the ideology. You post a meme or some sort of thing, that your target won't get, and then the victim gets owned into oblivion simply for not getting the internet slang.
I saw it a lot back in the 56k wars, back in 95'.
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YOU served in the 56k wars!?
 
Funky Functionality said:
:lol :lol :lol omfg I lost it there.

Someone, PLEASE DO A DRAMATIC READING OF THIS THREAD.
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I tried, but I don't think it's dramatic enough. Someone else has to do it.
 
Fuzzery said:
I wish the search function was enabled so I could read your post history :lol
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Same here :lol

This thread made me laugh more than I have in weeks. I owe you one OP. I'd fuck a penguin or something.
 
MiDNiGHTS said:
Did anyone mention that episode of King of the Hill where Hank gets raped by a dolphin yet?

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Doesn't he also arouse the dolphin later on so it rapes someone else?
 
This the funniest first post I have ever read online! After the first paragraph I was laughing historically... When I got to the dolphin bit I had tears coming down my cheeks!

I'm laughing as I type this! Give him his posting privileges back!
 
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