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[Nocturnowl]

Can we kick off with the gimmick galore that is the Punjabi Prison match so we can all just leave faster, the morbid curiosity of witnessing this nonsense gimmick return is practically the draw of the entire event.

I'm trying to remember the silly twist behind the initial cage, like there's four doors but they only stay open once for 30 seconds each.

 

[Podge293]

With them breaking up every tag team (and if they break up Breezango I'm going to Connecticut to burn their shit down) how much you want to bet the big Surivivor Series tag match will be all the broken up teams facing off against each other.

They'll just rehash what they did last year. Raw vs smackdown blah blah

 

[El-Suave]

Carmella has really improved on the mic.

 

[Sanjuro]

These fans...

 

[Rhaknar]

legit forgot this was on. Did I miss the Cruiserweight match?

 

[Shauni]

Can we kick off with the gimmick galore that is the Punjabi Prison match so we can all just leave faster, the morbid curiosity of witnessing this nonsense gimmick return is practically the draw of the entire event.

I'm trying to remember the silly twist behind the initial cage, like there's four doors but they only stay open once for 30 seconds each.

From wiki:

The inner cage has a four foot (1.2 m) by four foot door on each of its sides, with a referee standing by to open them at a wrestler's request. Each door may only be opened once and is only allowed to remain open for sixty seconds, after which it is padlocked. Should all four doors end up locked before the wrestlers escape, they are forced to climb out over the top, where the bamboo is fashioned into spikes. Between the two cages are sometimes placed two tables, on which are weapons (both "medieval" and "bamboo" variations of standard wrestling weapons) There are also extended straps at the corners of the cage which can be used to choke the opponent. Once a wrestler has escaped the first cage, he must climb over and out of the second cage, with the first wrestler having both of their feet touch the arena floor is the winner of the match

 

[Podge293]

legit forgot this was on. Did I miss the Cruiserweight match?

Naw nothing yet just talking

 

[TimeEffect]

Those audience members represent everything I hate about wrestling fans

 

[Sinatar]

The WWE Universe thinks Cena has this in the bag. What? Cena worry?

legit forgot this was on. Did I miss the Cruiserweight match?

It's a Smackdown PPV, no cruiserweights. It's Tye Dillinger vs. the signing Vaudvillain guy.

 

[El-Suave]

legit forgot this was on. Did I miss the Cruiserweight match?

Cruiserweights are on Raw, this is a Smackdown PPV. English vs. Dillinger it is ... again.

 

[Hex]

This crowd is already tedious

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

I already hate this crowd.

 

[Nocturnowl]

From wiki:

Glorious, just look at that absurd amount of gimmickry, can't wait to see Orton have to clamber over the sharpest part of the cage™ after some Singh bros door dickery.

 

[El-Suave]

Owens with new "Face of America" merch without the title prompting that gimmick.

 

[Rhaknar]

Cruiserweights are on Raw, this is a Smackdown PPV. English vs. Dillinger it is ... again.

oh yeah mah bad

 

[Sanjuro]

I can't believe they wasted Kevin Owens after getting the push.

 

[Sinatar]

It's time to hit the crowd with mustard gas. Jesus Christ.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I refuse to believe Sanjuro that you can't believe they wasted someone with great potential.

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

It's time to hit the crowd with mustard gas. Jesus Christ.

Agreed.

 

[Hex]

They are going to grind the Kinellas thing into the ground for months

 

[Rhaknar]

I can't believe they wasted Kevin Owens after getting the push.

I mean... cant you? really?

 

[Sinatar]

I can't believe they wasted Kevin Owens after getting the push.

You can't believe it?

Have you not been paying attention for the past... oh let's say 14 years?

 

[Hex]

I can't believe they wasted Kevin Owens after getting the push.

But there are actually jackasses on here who want Kenny Omega and others to run to the WWE like good little marks.

 

[Sanjuro]

I mean... cant you? really?

Well...I can! I'm just sad they didn't give Jericho more to do if they weren't going to bother with KO.

Jericho was the top talent!

 

[Hex]

Mike Kinellas looks like a less homeless Eric Young.

 

[Rhaknar]

how do we go from NJPW Maria to this?

and no, I dont mean the ass shots

 

[Sanjuro]

Oh, it's Santino's girl.

 

[somedevil]

how do we go from NJPW Maria to this?

and no, I dont mean the ass shots

Wasn't her New Japan run basically that? She is doing her variation of the impact character for this run.

 

[Sinatar]

Well at least we get to listen to their awesome entrance theme while we watch their careers go down the drain.

 

[Hex]

Maria used to be cool before TNA made her idiotic, and now WWE took the stupidity and ran with it.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

SHENSE

SHENSE

SHENSE

 

[Sanjuro]

Jerry works really well in this role. Hahah

 

[Angry Grimace]

Keep complaining and they'll put Maria in the ring. *shudder*

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Her legs go on and on for daaaaays

 

[Sinatar]

Keep complaining and they'll put Maria in the ring. *shudder*

Maria vs. Lana in a gravy bowl match. The attitude era is back!

 

[Sanjuro]

Cesaro on Smackdown!

 

[El-Suave]

Mike Kanellis looks weird. Deep brown beard, short hair on the sides of his head that exposes themas/makes them look grey and colored blonde hair on top. That's two colors too many.

 

[Rhaknar]

Wasn't her New Japan run basically that? She is doing her variation of the impact character for this run.

she was cute and funny which is better than what this is

 

[CarlisleDavid1979]

Hey Cesaro

 

[ramoisdead]

It's Aiden English vs. Tye Dillinger Part 10.

 

[Sinatar]

Tye Dillinger's ring gear makes him look like Ming the Merciless.

 

[Beefy]

Tye is a fucking mess

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

Haven't watched WWE in years, should I tune in?

Also, Jinder Mahal is champ? Didn't he used to be a jobber?

He was a jobber up until a month before they gave him the title thanks to the miracle of a six month "Icopro" regiment.

 

[sf2fanatic]

It's Aiden English vs. Tye Dillinger Part 10.

Almost every current feud in WWE is at least part 10

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

"Any race, creed or colour can come to this land!"
"Ballsgaria lul"

 

[El-Suave]

The usual suspects are in row one again. My favorite is the gum chewing woman - it's amazing that she hasn't dislocated her jaw yet. If I were the WWE I'd go out of my way to sell the TV facing front row on location and not online. You can't get better proof that they only cater to existing fans than those same people on every PPV and even they avoid RAW and Smackdown these days.

 

[Sinatar]

Aiden: Hey Tye, how many times have we wrestled on the pre-show so far?
Tye: 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!

 

[somedevil]

Aiden: Hey Tye, how many times have we wrestled on the pre-show so far?
Tye: 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10! 10!

You are hate watching this show you know right?

 

[El-Suave]

Aiden's pants are the best part about this.

 

[Sinatar]

You are hate watching this show you know right?

Absolutely. Talking shit about WWE is the only joy to be derived from it at this point.