No way, even as repetitive as they were, nothing beats Gorilla/Brain, Gorilla/Jesse, Vince/Jesse. Also, Mikey Tenay fucking sucks and always has. He was a lame asshole nerd dropping stupid references and thinking he was super cool for them. Fuck Mike Tenay. He's proof that knowing the names of moves doesn't mean dick.
I REALLY liked early-WCW Tenay, as I tried to exhibit in my original post. He truly came off as the "Professor of Wrestling", at the time. He knew proper move names (which added much credit over the "wrasslin" stigma WCW was stapled with for so many early years), he added a different layer of excitement (not your typical post-career heel wrestler color grunting and hollering), and corrected/cleaned up the other commentators from their PPB botches, ESPECIALLY Schivone). Now in his later WCW work and then in TNA, he was absolutely awful. Should've just stuck with his original color work and he'd be legend, full stop.
Heenan and Monsoon had chemistry, a clear face/heel divide, and Heenan was hilarious. Anyone is going to be repetitive if you're watching weeks worth of content in a week.
This is setting aside WWE Network, however. I grew up on it all.
To each their own. But Bobby had those moments where he'd make something up and had absolutely nowhere to go with it or back it up. Those moments absolutely infuriated me, and not in a comical or character sense. I'm aware I'm in the minority here. But the Heenan era (at least in the WWF) didn't stick with me very well. He was certainly fun and hilarious, but perhaps not enough to my full liking.
*Disclaimer: He did provide a bit of jargon to my personal vocabulary that I still use to this day, the word "waffled"; ie. "He waffled him with that title belt, Schivone!"
That sounds like most peoples' bottom five except for Ross. Even Styles has admitted he was shitty at commentary before coming to WWE. Tenay is boring, Vince was a vanilla play by play guy who thought every count was a three count, and Lawler just screamed at tits for the entire Attitude era.
Then I suppose I'm in the minority and don't feel bad about it. I felt midway through the traditional ECW era was Joey's peak. I got to meet and chat with him once in San Diego, and yes, he totally sticks with saying he sucked at commentary from the start; I mean, name someone who didn't stink it up in some way from their beginnings. However, once he got his groove and some of his gimmicks down, he just called those matches from his heart and made it work. His work lent credit to the performers' work, sounded extremely (no pun intended, or not, I don't know) exciting, and he was by far the wittiest in any commentary booth. I was laughing so hard at some of his quips I would be in tears. When I shared that statement with him, he started on a list of his favorites, particularly the one from One Night Stand where Sandman screamed for a beer with Tommy Dreamer laid out and bloodied. Joey retorted, "....a beer?!? Roomy needs PLASMA!!". We died. He also told stories about Tracy Smothers and the FBI. Couldn't get enough of the one-liners he'd use about Smothers being the most un-Italian guy on the planet, yet, being part of the FBI. Awesome stuff.
I enjoyed Vince because his work lent credit to the level of competition; like anyone could truly win a match at any time. And there was none better at hyping up the upcoming pay per views or major events. He also got good at not calling moves that he had no idea to what they were. His reactions to heel commentary was great, too. Like most commentators that overstayed their welcomes, the latter years of Vinnie Mac were pretty poor. As always, he stuck with the same gimmicks and phrases for so long that like many others, would rely on them too much and just got stale.
Again, I'm the minority here, all in all. And I can live with that.
My favourite WWE commentary team was JR and Paul Heyman, even if it was only for a short time.
I would've really liked Heyman had he kept his hyperbole in check. The shit he would say was more over the top than Vince.
William Regal is by far and away the best commentator that WWE have at the moment. He has such an uncanny knack of really selling the characters and the importance of every action in a match.
He made NXT Arrival feel so much more important than it was.
I can certainly give that Regal lends a lot of credibility to NXT, while on commentary. But I just cannot call him a "good" commentator. He's mediocre, at best. I wish he would use more of his expansive knowledge of holds and moves in his dialogue. He's witty as fuck, and can come up with some hilarious on-the-fly responses to things. But he doesn't have a very good commentators flow or pace. Otherwise, if he sticks with it and picks up what I'm puttin down, he's got a shot at being really great.
Tenay, Tony S, WCW Heenan were garbage. Heenan should have went NWO and he would have been great on commentary. Heenan as a face just doesn't work
The early Monday Night Wars, for this trio, were great IMO. But Tenay was the only real bright spot for me. And they got progressively worse... and fairly quickly.
Watched Insurrextion 2001 last night as it was one of the PPVs from that era I'd not seen what with the UK shows not really being that common on DVD.
Anyway the in ring work was fine but the booking was stupid.
Stupid show.
House show. That's all it is, really.
That was the first "ecw" PPV I showed my gf and she now wants to watch ecw above all else.
She's a keeper.
Mine loves the wrasslin, but can't do the gore or stand crimson masks. She's ok with mediocre blood spots. But when it gets bad, she covers up or leaves... lol.
He hosted the recent WWF In Your House DVD.
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!? He lives?? Noice!