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[MDSLKTR]

Greenberg, we need to have a chat about your marketing ideas over the past 5 years.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Popup Kleenex box.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[analog_future]

Two giant tissue boxes and a cup full of jizz

 

[Punished Miku]

Two giant tissue boxes I'm and a cup full of juzz

Capitalizing on the Banjo64 market. Smart.

 

[ADiTAR]

They should make it a game console next.

 

[Puscifer]

I dunno but the title reminded me of this prank call lol

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

the laughing stock of the gaming industry

 

[Robb]

[…] for your milk bags

 

[nial]

Desperately trying to hop into the random and ironic zoomer internet culture. 1K likes, though...

ESPECIALLY in the current bot-filled Twitter.

 

[notjeffgoldblum]

How much? $429.99?

 

[spookyfish]

And now ... truly EVERYTHING *is* an Xbox.

 

[Bumblebeetuna]

so it's like… a box you put your bag of milk in?

 

[Fess]

And here people thought they would stop doing hardware

 

[viveks86]

Ok, now they will definitely win the generation!

 

[Magic Carpet]

Ok, now they will definitely win the generation!

Does the new generation of kids even drink milk? I hear cold Cereal is no longer a thing.

 

[BlackTron]

Ooh Canada

 

[GHG]

Hey now, this is the competition you asked for.

 

[dragonyeuw]

Remember kids, people get big money to come up with shit like this.

 

[Fahdis]

As a Canadian. I can confirm this will be of no use to Americans. Mind your own business.

 

[BlackTron]

Give me a Star Wars tie in and you might have me.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Kool Aid would have been more fitting.

 

[GrayDock]

 

[MethodRed]

 

[ReBurn]

lol milk bags

 

[adamsapple]

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Hey now, this is the competition you asked for.

Yes this is EXACTLY the competition I asked for

 

[drganon]

 

[j0hnnix]

I guess Trudeau is now running Xbox Canada.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[LordCBH]

Xbox will do everything except make decisions that make the console sell.

 

[GHG]

Yes this is EXACTLY the competition I asked for

Yes it is, don't fight it.

 

[jshackles]

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Yes it is.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

TIL milk bags isn't always referring to tits.

 

[Markio128]

How do they manage to churn so much shit out. They're just sterilising the market.

 

[Pedro Motta]

 

[bender]

Yes this is EXACTLY the competition I asked for

You asked for competition from Microsoft so you get what you deserve.

 

[Punished Miku]

How do they manage to churn so much shit out. They're just sterilising pasteurizing the market.

 

[touchfuzzy]

Most of Canada gets milk in cartons and jugs, the bags is just an Ontario thing as far as I know.

 

[Cakeboxer]

You want a new Xbox? STFU and take our milk pitcher.

 

[PauloRoberto]

It is AMAZING how MS WANTS to devaluate 'xbox' brand..

 

[Bitstream]

only gaming related milk jugs I care about are alanah's, now where are those gifs?

 

[nowhat]

Huh, Microsoft is really going literal with the whole "everything is an Xbox" thing.

 

[Kacho]

Milk bags?

Fuckin' Canadians man

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

You asked for competition from Microsoft so you get what you deserve.

 

[Rentahamster]

Can I put my Series X milk in my Series X fridge?

 

[Panajev2001a]

Greenberg, we need to have a chat about your marketing ideas over the past 5 years.

With all the incredible new HW SKUs launches, the Xbox fridge, and now this... Is this like a new Brewster's Millions like movie?

 

[AJUMP23]

I don't know what a canadian milk pitcher is.

 

[Lokaum D+]

mean while here on Brazil ppl selling used Series X more expensive than a brand new PS5 with 2 games cause we dont have Xbox on shelves anymore, thanks Microsoft