Everyone who actively participates in the NFL and NBA threads.
Special mention goes to Ninjascooter for being the funniest internet bastard of all time. Also, the NBA forums wouldn't be the same without Loki's insane conflicting love for both Kobe Bryant and Jordan (a condition doctors are now labeling as Jordaphilia, I hear it is contagious too so keep away), DM for his crazy pictures, and Konex for single handedly ruining the Lakers franchise.
Pretty much everyone on the sports threads except for the criminals (i.e. Patriot fans).