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[Fools idol]

How fucking unromantic that must have been. I know being a junkie are some dark times, but the thought of you two rummaging in a trash can for a rubber is some nasty shit. What happened with the chick, did you put a ring on it? You did say she hot.

no idea. She stole drugs and money from someone in the group a couple days later and made off with whatever she could sell.

To be completely brutally honest I don't even remember her name. Those years was the worst of my life and I was high as fuck for almost 3 years.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

no idea. She stole drugs and money from someone in the group a couple days later and made off with whatever she could sell.

To be completely brutally honest I don't even remember her name. Those years was the worst of my life and I was high as fuck for almost 3 years.

Hey

I hope you are in a better place now. That must have been tough

 

[Fools idol]

Hey

I hope you are in a better place now. That must have been tough

hell yeah I am buddy. I got my shit together, started a business, got a family now.

In fact I'm pretty much retired at 35. I touched absolute rock bottom many times, it really gave me no fear of failing so I took big risks.

 

[TylerD]

The look of disappointment on my now ex-wife's face when she walked out of the closet and surprised me with uncharacteristically (for her) elaborate lingerie and I just could not get in to it because she looked so uncomfortable wearing it. It fit her really well but her having such an uncomfortable look on her face while wearing it totally killed it for me. Sex did not happen. Surprise!

The look of disappointment on my now ex-wife's face the first time I went soft when she was riding me. We hadn't had sex in probably a couple of months at the time and I was nervous and overthinking everything because we hadn't had sex in so long. Work stress, being tired, and nervous about having sex with my wife... a person who I'd been more comfortable with than anyone else in the past. Fucking brutal. Of course she took it personally.

Both seared into my brain forever.

 

[TylerD]

Sorry double post.

 

[AlteredForms]

no idea. She stole drugs and money from someone in the group a couple days later and made off with whatever she could sell.

To be completely brutally honest I don't even remember her name. Those years was the worst of my life and I was high as fuck for almost 3 years.

So it went from a story about getting back on track to her stealing shit and running away? Junkies really have it hard trying to kick those habits and repetitive behaviour. Was she a brunette? I would have hit it multiple times if she was a brunette.

The look of disappointment on my now ex-wife's face when she walked out of the closet and surprised me with uncharacteristically (for her) elaborate lingerie and I just could not get in to it because she looked so uncomfortable wearing it. It fit her really well but her having such an uncomfortable look on her face while wearing it totally killed it for me. Sex did not happen. Surprise!

The look of disappointment on my now ex-wife's face the first time I went soft when she was riding me. We hadn't had sex in probably a couple of months at the time and I was nervous and overthinking everything because we hadn't had sex in so long. Work stress, being tired, and nervous about having sex with my wife... a person who I'd been more comfortable with than anyone else in the past. Fucking brutal. Of course she took it personally.

Both seared into my brain forever.

I’m sorry to say that I laughed reading this man lol. Just the thought of her trying to look sexy in that lingerie and you sat there with those worried eyes . Did she face plant after jumping out of the closet?

As for the second story, was it the same ex-wife? It’s clear those problems in the bedroom could have been remedied if the relationship was worth saving. You should have been on top instead with a bunch of cialis pills in your system.

 

[Lady Jane]

I only have one story but it's a good one.

When I was homeless (yep.. seriously) I spent a few nights during winter sharing a shipping container I found with some other homeless friends at the time. One of them was an addict but she was super hot, I was getting clean at that point and actually had a ticket out by means of making amends with some distant family so offered to take her in with us. She got super emotional for obvious reasons and well, one thing led to another when two people are sharing a small space to keep warm... only problem was, we had no condom.

I am totally ashamed to say this but yeh,, we rummaged around in a trash can behind a butchers shop and found a few discarded rubber gloves. It was super dark and we were both high off fuck knows what, I dont even remember, but we washed off the gloves as best we could with a beer and I fucked her with it on.

The next morning I was sobered up and I went to take a piss and found a bunch of rotten meat in my dick and pants from the butchers gloves.

I swear this is a real story. Being homeless + an addict fucking sucks.

Most people are fully unaware of modern "hard" drug culture. I have never seen media that accurately portrays it. The levels of sex, the normalization of rape and dead people lying around, and worst, the ages of those involved. I was hopping couches and an addict in my young 20's and there's no point in telling those stories because most won't believe it or choose not too. I'm glad that you got through that road but I don't doubt that story at all, especially since I'm willing to bet that you've heard or seen way worst.

 

[chromhound]

I only have one story but it's a good one.

When I was homeless (yep.. seriously) I spent a few nights during winter sharing a shipping container I found with some other homeless friends at the time. One of them was an addict but she was super hot, I was getting clean at that point and actually had a ticket out by means of making amends with some distant family so offered to take her in with us. She got super emotional for obvious reasons and well, one thing led to another when two people are sharing a small space to keep warm... only problem was, we had no condom.

I am totally ashamed to say this but yeh,, we rummaged around in a trash can behind a butchers shop and found a few discarded rubber gloves. It was super dark and we were both high off fuck knows what, I dont even remember, but we washed off the gloves as best we could with a beer and I fucked her with it on.

The next morning I was sobered up and I went to take a piss and found a bunch of rotten meat in my dick and pants from the butchers gloves.

I swear this is a real story. Being homeless + an addict fucking sucks.

 

[OverHeat]

I was DP’ing a girl with a friend and our balls touch it was awkward but we kept giving to her lol

 

[chromhound]

I was DP’ing a girl with a friend and our balls touch it was awkward but we kept giving to her lol

Sword fight with the homie lmao

 

[Lady Jane]

Almost every time I hear a MMF threesome story from a girl, there was bisexual play from the guys. Though when a MMF threesome story is told from a guy, they "totally never did anything" with the other guy.

 

[chromhound]

Almost every time I hear a MMF threesome story from a girl, there was bisexual play from the guys. Though when a MMF threesome story is told from a guy, they "totally never did anything" with the other guy.

why do you mean by bisexual play ?

 

[Alter_Fridge]

The first girl I banged I 2 pumped then pulled out and finished on her shirt. Lol

Wasn't a deal breaker tho funnily enough

Only other thing was jizzing in my own eye with a girl

 

[Lady Jane]

why do you mean by bisexual play ?

Like they fool around with box sex’s in a MMF

 

[OverHeat]

I

Almost every time I hear a MMF threesome story from a girl, there was bisexual play from the guys. Though when a MMF threesome story is told from a guy, they "totally never did anything" with the other guy.

Like they fool around with box sex’s in a MMF

Did not happen

 

[Lady Jane]

I



Did not happen

 

[Fools idol]

Most people are fully unaware of modern "hard" drug culture. I have never seen media that accurately portrays it. The levels of sex, the normalization of rape and dead people lying around, and worst, the ages of those involved. I was hopping couches and an addict in my young 20's and there's no point in telling those stories because most won't believe it or choose not too. I'm glad that you got through that road but I don't doubt that story at all, especially since I'm willing to bet that you've heard or seen way worst.

ahhhh man, indeed, trust me when I say 'I done seen some shit'. lol.

Tbf, the stuff I have seen would put any young person off ever touching any form of substance other than bread and water LOL.

It's insane what people who are at rock bottom will do for a fix, and the depravity of dealers who pray on them. Not as bad for dudes obviously, but the women, holy fuck. I have heard of and seen some nightmare fuel. I genuinely don't want to share them on here because it's just horrific.

 

[///PATRIOT]

Almost every time I hear a MMF threesome story from a girl, there was bisexual play from the guys. Though when a MMF threesome story is told from a guy, they "totally never did anything" with the other guy.

"totally never did anything" except sharing guy juices from each other lol

 

[Lady Jane]

"totally never did anything" except sharing guy juices from each other lol

I will admit that society standards are more accepting of bi girls than bi guys so I do understand why men aren't open about it as women.

 

[Rival]

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[Chronicle]

I only have one story but it's a good one.

When I was homeless (yep.. seriously) I spent a few nights during winter sharing a shipping container I found with some other homeless friends at the time. One of them was an addict but she was super hot, I was getting clean at that point and actually had a ticket out by means of making amends with some distant family so offered to take her in with us. She got super emotional for obvious reasons and well, one thing led to another when two people are sharing a small space to keep warm... only problem was, we had no condom.

I am totally ashamed to say this but yeh,, we rummaged around in a trash can behind a butchers shop and found a few discarded rubber gloves. It was super dark and we were both high off fuck knows what, I dont even remember, but we washed off the gloves as best we could with a beer and I fucked her with it on.

The next morning I was sobered up and I went to take a piss and found a bunch of rotten meat in my dick and pants from the butchers gloves.

I swear this is a real story. Being homeless + an addict fucking sucks.

When herpes is worth it.

 

[TylerD]

I’m sorry to say that I laughed reading this man lol. Just the thought of her trying to look sexy in that lingerie and you sat there with those worried eyes . Did she face plant after jumping out of the closet?

As for the second story, was it the same ex-wife? It’s clear those problems in the bedroom could have been remedied if the relationship was worth saving. You should have been on top instead with a bunch of cialis pills in your system.

Thanks dick. LOL no faceplant. The first moment happened quickly, like I was screwed or in this case... not screwed within a couple of seconds based on my initial reaction. This is subtle shit man and things weren't already in the best state with the relationship when it happened.

Same one. She made it not worth saving in the end and had started withholding sex and affection. I found out from reading shit she put on reddit. She had beat me down to a husk of what I was previously at this point, but that wasn't all her fault of course.