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[NLB2]

http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html
Why?
This place is great. Entertainment will be had by all who click the link above.

 

[Matlock]

:lol at the "WHY?" voice

 

[NLB2]

:lol at the "WHY?" voice

Holy shit, I didn't even notice that. I had my speakers turned off. :lol

 

[RiZ III]

 

[Dujour]

ok, when it said WHY I just about p'd myself. AND I HAVE A STRONG BLADDER

 

[Meier]

Okay the "Why?" part got me. :lol

 

[BobbyRobby]

Awesome.

The Biblical Action Figures are also pretty badass.

http://www.trainupachild.com/cgi-bin/shopnow.cgi?ACTION=thispage&thispage=orig-figures.html&ORDER_ID=268195370

 

[NLB2]

:lol :lol :lol

Goliath is pretty badass.

 

[BobbyRobby]

I love how a leaf bikini would be too risque for Eve, and they had to give her a one-piece.

And who would tell their kids the story of Job, let alone give them an action figure of him?

 

[Manabanana]

The link isn't working

 

[Dujour]

Oh man, they even included the boils on his skin. hardc0re!

 

[explodet]

Moses = Obi-Wan

 

[Tabris]

That "Why" thing totally cracked me up.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

"WHY!?" - Baby Jesus

 

[Ned Flanders]

Truly disturbing.

 

[Socreges]

I was clicking on the Baby Jesus face - naturally - and he was making some strange, but positive, sounds. Then, after several clicks, he seemed to get angry. The sounds grew harsh and he began frowning.

I don't understand.

Of course, that just made me click faster. It's not every day that you can irritate Baby Jesus. Though I suppose touching myself at night reaches the same effect.

 

[Ned Flanders]

I wish I still had that Scarface desktop with the bloody chainsaw mousepoint. I would love to film a clip of me sawing away at his eyes while cackling fiendishly and e-mail it to them.

 

[WedgeX]

It half looks like the Jesus figure is giving the thumbs up....

 

[Prospero]

That reminds me of the giant Mario face that you can play with at the beginning of Super Mario 64.

EDIT: Oh, come the hell on.

This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching.

 

[Dan]

It half looks like the Jesus figure is giving the thumbs up....

Jesus was the original Fonz.

 

[Dujour]

That reminds me of the giant Mario face that you can play with at the beginning of Super Mario 64.

EDIT: Oh, come the hell on.

What really makes that bad is that it's a thongthongthongthongthon.

 

[Quadrophenic]

anti-fornication thong hahah

 

[Killkernal]

Oh shit, what'd I do? The baby Jesus will not stop squinting!