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EviLore

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I don't know if I can adequately explain the lore here. So a looksmaxxing live streamer who takes gear and meth and smashes his facial bones with a hammer to get more chiseled was embarrassed by an ASU frat leader who looks like a Baki the Grappler character IRL.

The clip that started it off:











Now an even more geared out, barely sentient guy has been flown in, roaming the area







Figured you should know that this is culture now!
 
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I don't know if I can adequately explain the lore here. So a looksmaxxing live streamer who takes gear and meth and smashes his facial bones with a hammer to get more chiseled was embarrassed by an ASU frat leader who looks like a Baki the Grappler character IRL.
You should make an alternate account call MoggLore and only post pics of you mogging.
 
mog-off
nosemaxxx
full mogoff
ascendmaxxes
bonesmashmaxxed
rizmaxx
looksmaxxing

what does all that even mean?
Looksmaxxing is old internet subculture terminology, basically doing everything you can to maximize how attractive you can be as a man, with the attributes you have control over. Can't control your height, but you can get fit and wear better clothes and take care of yourself. To improve your sexual marketplace value.

To mog someone is zoomer slang for dominating them, especially in terms of attractiveness or physicality. To demonstrate that you're the alpha male of the group. Not by fighting though since zoomers are socially awkward dorks.

Bonesmashmaxxing is hitting your face with a hammer until you're bruised up, demonstrating your commitment to looksmaxxing, since the zoomers believe it will make you look more chiseled by thickening your bones. The giant guy has bruises on his cheeks, so he's bonesmashmaxxing.

The rest you can derive from those!
 
I don't know if I can adequately explain the lore here. So a looksmaxxing live streamer who takes gear and meth and smashes his facial bones with a hammer to get more chiseled was embarrassed by an ASU frat leader who looks like a Baki the Grappler character IRL.

The clip that started it off:











Now an even more geared out, barely sentient guy has been flown in, roaming the area







Figured you should know that this is culture now!


I understand absolutely none of that, I don't even know what those words mean
 


Androgenic PSL 6.5 FAILED NOSEMAXX VICTIM has declared a FULL MOGOFF against ASU Frat Leader Varis PSL 7.2 NATURAL GIGACHAD to DETHRONE him from the #2 spot on the FrameMog Z Leaderboard If Androgenic successfully ASCENDMAXXES past Varis this could trigger a CATASTROPHIC RANKSHIFT pushing Varis into CHADLITE TIER and forcing Clavicular into a DEFENSIVE MOGOFF to protect his #1 throneAndrogenic's BOTCHED NOSEMAXX may have cost him 0.8 PSL points but his FRAMEMOG + HEIGHTMOG stats still OBLITERATE 90% of Arizona A successful THRONEMAX could instantly RANKGOON the entire Arizona PSL leaderboardThe MOGOFF of the CENTURY is approaching Who ASCENDS and who gets MOGGED into SUBHUMAN TIER?

Not even Google Translate can help me to decipher this strange language.
 
Not even Google Translate can help me to decipher this strange language.

This is it translated from brain-rot to English:

A guy nicknamed Androgenic is publicly challenging a popular ASU Frat Leader named Varis to a "beauty face-off." Even though Androgenic had a bad nose job that made him less handsome, he's still huge and tall, and he wants to prove he's more "alpha" than Varis to take his spot as the second-best-looking guy in the state.
 
Now imagine governments decide this sort of hyper-masculinity needs to be incentivized and starts promoting this garbage to 3 years old.
Then they start to tell your kids to break the bones of their face, to start inject test. Then nandrolone, metadienone, etc.

We have a mental health crisis.
 
Now imagine governments decide this sort of hyper-masculinity needs to be incentivized and starts promoting this garbage to 3 years old.
Then they start to tell your kids to break the bones of their face, to start inject test. Then nandrolone, metadienone, etc.

We have a mental health crisis.
1920s had a similar male looksmaxxing culture, nothing is new.

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Looksmaxxing is old internet subculture terminology, basically doing everything you can to maximize how attractive you can be as a man, with the attributes you have control over. Can't control your height, but you can get fit and wear better clothes and take care of yourself. To improve your sexual marketplace value.

To mog someone is zoomer slang for dominating them, especially in terms of attractiveness or physicality. To demonstrate that you're the alpha male of the group. Not by fighting though since zoomers are socially awkward dorks.

Bonesmashmaxxing is hitting your face with a hammer until you're bruised up, demonstrating your commitment to looksmaxxing, since the zoomers believe it will make you look more chiseled by thickening your bones. The giant guy has bruises on his cheeks, so he's bonesmashmaxxing.

The rest you can derive from those!
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My honest response while reading that.
 
I'm afraid. Let us remember though, that fear, is born of ignorance.

In my journey to understand, I first needed to speak their language.

Frame mogged: a situation where one person's physical build—specifically their shoulder width, height, and overall skeletal structure (frame)—makes another person look significantly smaller, weaker, or less impressive in comparison.

RIZZMAXX: is a slang term that combines "rizz" (short for charisma or game) with "looksmaxxing" (the practice of trying to maximize one's physical attractiveness, often via grooming, gym, or "mewing"). It generally refers to the effort of maximizing one's charm, romantic appeal, and overall attractiveness to become highly charismatic or seductive.

(Side note: When looking up "rizzmaxx" google mistook my input for "Rizzmas". Easy mistake to make. In case anybody here was wondering what "Rizzmas" is, again not to be confused with "Rizzmaxx", Rizzmas is a slang term blending "rizz" (charisma/flirting ability) with Christmas, often used to describe having high charm or success in romantic pursuits during the holiday season.

Looksmaxxing: the practice of trying to maximize one's physical attractiveness, often via grooming, gym, or "mewing".
  • If you're like me, a complete and utter simpleton, you're probably wondering now, also like me, what "mewing" is. Mewing is a technique involving holding the tongue against the roof of the mouth, with closed lips and teeth gently touching, designed to improve jawline definition and facial structure.
Nosemaxx - (often referred to as Nosemaxxing) is an internet-driven term derived from "looksmaxxing"—the practice of maximizing one's physical attractiveness—specifically focused on altering, shaping, or improving the appearance of the nose.

full mog off - generally combines two distinct, albeit sometimes blended, slang concepts: the directive to leave ("mog off") and the act of looking significantly better than someone else ("full mog" or "mogging"). It is commonly used in online, specifically Gen Z, contexts to mean someone has completely outshined, dominated, or made another person look vastly inferior in appearance or presence.

bonesmashing: is a dangerous, viral social media trend—primarily found on TikTok—where individuals deliberately strike their facial bones (such as the jawline, cheekbones, or brow ridge) with blunt objects or their knuckles. The practice is rooted in a misguided, unscientific belief that intentionally causing micro-fractures or trauma to the face will force the bones to heal thicker and stronger, resulting in a more "chiseled" or "masculine" facial structure.

Edit: missed EviLore EviLore 's second post. This might be a retread for many readers. However, repetition is good when learning new vocabulary.

2nd Edit: I really like the lore/worldbuilding on display here. Very theatrical. You can really feel the anguish of someone's fall from such great social heights when they unexpectedly get frame mogged by an ASU megachad with microcephaly but extreme shouldermaxx. As a reader, you know right then and there that the only clear resolution to this conflict is a fight to the death by full mog off.

3rd Edit: Is this whole bonemaxxing thing a subterfuge for young guys not admitting to getting plastic surgery?
 
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This guy has been invading my X feed from time to time, I believe he almost went to jail? I also saw this earlier and now this thread helps a lot with the context lmao.

 
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