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[FUNKNOWN iXi]

Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend. I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts), but apparently it's been talked about many times and has never taken off.

Suggestions on where to go from here? How do we get this man to be the cup to these two girls?

 

[Mistel]

Find a sexy redhead?

 

[akira28]

cheat.

 

[rocketskates]

i seriously thought he was trying to make his own cum flavored oreos

 

[XenodudeX]

what?

 

[DJ_Lae]

i seriously thought he was trying to make his own cum flavored oreos

Feltch Oreos.

 

[adj_noun]

Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend.

 

[The Lamonster]

So his girlfriend hasn't even agreed to the idea?

If she is down with it, maybe there's some sort of dating site that supports couple profiles looking for three-ways? Adult Friend Finder, Ashley Madison, Craigslist? I dunno, man.

 

[AMUSIX]

Is his girlfriend into women? if so, great, there's something to work with. If not, abandon the idea, or, if he doesn't care about his relationship, tell him to pony up the cash and hire a few prostitutes.

 

[Borgnine]

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on.

 

[AkuMifune]

1. The guy plants the idea, the girl recruits the third
2. Your analogy leans more MFM than FMF. Which is pretty neat too.
3. Lol, friend.

 

[rocketskates]

Feltch Oreos.

NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS

 

[Linkyn]

Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos.

I get the Oreos part, but why golden (aside from the obvious association)? Also, could you elaborate on the many talks so we can see where exactly the problem lies?

 

[joelseph]

Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend. I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts), but apparently it's been talked about many times and has never taken off.

Suggestions on where to go from here? How do we get this man to be the cup to these two girls?

Hey bro, we aren't in your group of dudes so you can keep all this cookie information to yourself.

 

[Koppai]

Feltch Oreos.

Ewww X-X;

I don't know what I should've expected after reading the OP lol.

NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS

MANY PROTEIN!

 

[depths20XX]

Double stuffed? Sounds like he wants a MFM threesome.

 

[daviyoung]

I can't get my tongue around that analogy.

 

[fallengorn]

These new Oreo flavors are getting out of hand.

 

[Zeeman]

Golden Oreos? Is this a racial thing in this context?

 

[Borgnine]

Wait are they golden Oreos because they're white people?

 

[Coppanuva]

He's hinting at you offering to join in. Go for it OP.

 

[Conceited]

I hope he doesn't give a shit about his GF because threesomes are the ultimate relationship destroyers.

 

[Plywood]

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on.

His friends wants an FMF threesome. I had to reread the OP twice to make sure his friend didn't want his GF getting DP'd.

 

[rocketskates]

Ewww X-X;

I don't know what I should've expected after reading the OP lol.



MANY PROTEIN!

I do wonder if these new healthy Oreos would be just addicting as their crack counter-parts.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I feel dumb for not understanding the OP.

I had to reread the OP twice to make sure his friend didn't want his GF getting DP'd.

This was exactly what my question was. Thanks for clearing it up.

 

[NH Apache]

I must be getting old. I understood less than half the terminology in that op.

Edit: Phew, at least I'm not alone.

 

[Alienous]

The cardinal Patrice O'Neal rule of securing a threesome is that the dude has to get his girlfriend to secure the other cookie.

He had an interesting philosophy regarding it. It isn't so much the dude, his girlfriend and another girl, but him and his girlfriend's relationship getting a temporary girlfriend. I'd advise your pal to look up Patrice to maximize his convincibility.

 

[Borgnine]

Here's what you do, you need to dunk them shits in some milk. And by milk I mean hot tub.

 

[Resilient]

I hope he doesn't give a shit about his GF because threesomes are the ultimate relationship destroyers.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

With this single comment you have summoned polygamy-GAF.

This thread is now doomed.

 

[cameron]

His friends wants an FMF threesome. I had to reread the OP twice to make sure his friend didn't want his GF getting DP'd.

What about the Golden Oreos part? Is that an euphemism for urine? Is this a giraffe thing?

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Basically, it starts with Golden Oreos. A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend. I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts), but apparently it's been talked about many times and has never taken off.

Suggestions on where to go from here? How do we get this man to be the cup to these two girls?

Expose yourself to the GF. MFM Happens.

 

[Fireblend]

Yeah I require an explanation as to why the oreos have to be golden.

 

[Zeeman]

A pal of mine wants to mix his cream filling (preferably double stuffed) between two cookies, one being his girlfriend.

This makes it sound like he's trying to penetrate both at the same time. Is he that guy with two dicks from Reddit?

 

[Technosteve]

do you swap condoms if your going female to female or you keep the same one?

 

[Alienous]

Yeah I require an explanation as to why the oreos have to be golden.

Maybe it's racial?

This'll get interesting.

 

[terrisus]

 

[MThanded]

So no one has agreed to anything?

OP pls

 

[Slayven]

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on.

The phone call is coming from inside the house.

 

[Plywood]

What about the Golden Oreos part? Is that an euphemism for urine? Is this a giraffe thing?

It may be referring to the color of their skin. I do not know, I am no cryptologist.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

Here's what you do, you need to dunk them shits in some milk. And by milk I mean hot tub.

lol. Funny because it's so true.
A hot tub will do it every time.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

If she is up for it, go make use of okcupid/plentyoffish/craigslist and find bi-curious women. Or just straight up go into a bar, have her approach a lady and offer her a threesome.

If she's not up for it, hire two prostitutes.

If you're unsure, broach the subject by looking at some threesome porn and ask her if she likes it. If you don't watch porn together, just straight-up ask her and get shoot down (proceed to hire prostitutes once dumped).

 

[Borgnine]

I gave some advice on where to start (by asking his gf about breasts)

Hey baby, boobs are nice huh?
Yeah I guess.
Cool, how about a humid snatch in your face? Lick that shit up *slllurrrppppp*

 

[Ora]

I hope to God your advice is better than your metaphors.

 

[samus i am]

I'm honestly not sure what any of that means. Are you and your buddy going to tag team his girlfriend? Or are you asking for a good way to convince a girl to do a threesome with his girlfriend or.... what?

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Join him.

 

[jsnepo]

I think what the OP wants to happen is for his dick to be right between... awww fuck it! Nevermind. I thought this thread was really about some cookies.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Craigslist.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

 

[Sai-kun]

I hope to God your advice is better than your metaphors.

haha jesus christ this. what a flop of a metaphor.

 

[Borgnine]

Why stop at threesome? Let's get a full swap going, or a Kit Kat as they say.