Mercury Fred
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Have him get a second dude and have a threesome with him and his GF to balance things out.
Friend Trying For A Threesome -- SexyGAF Assemble!
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dreamcastfan
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I will NEVER understand why people just cannot stay with ONE person. Ugh.
freenudemacusers
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why stop at oreos
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Deleted member 231381
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I will NEVER understand why people are just so REPRESSED sexually. Ugh.
Hint: different floats for different boats.
Part of me wants to say that if the friend's girlfriend was the type to be down for a threesome, the friend would know it.
But, if not, the friend should just bring it up one night, perhaps over drinks. I find trying out new sex stuff with a significant other always works best if you have an open and frank discussion about it first.
But, for god's sake, don't try to "trick" her into it.
But, if not, the friend should just bring it up one night, perhaps over drinks. I find trying out new sex stuff with a significant other always works best if you have an open and frank discussion about it first.
But, for god's sake, don't try to "trick" her into it.
having sex with multiple people at once is quite a thrill.
NinjaBoiX
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Deleted member 231381
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Even the use of the word 'erroneous' non-erroneously.
NinjaBoiX
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Devolution
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I'm with one person.
We had a friend come over and did some thangs.
I'm sorry we disappointed you but we all orgasmed multiple times and had fun.
The morality police coming to stone people?
Psychotext
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Frustrating, vaguely related problem for the missus and I. Have gotten a bit too old to pick up girls in clubs now and I absolutely have no idea how we'd go about meeting women who would be up for a bit of fun.
Swinging would be easy... but that's not what we're into at all. I'm sure there must be places to meet this sort of person but fuck knows where. Tried a couple of sites but they were 99% bots and prostitutes. Bah.
Swinging would be easy... but that's not what we're into at all. I'm sure there must be places to meet this sort of person but fuck knows where. Tried a couple of sites but they were 99% bots and prostitutes. Bah.
Barbacoatl
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You people are worse than wall st. bankers.
Kano on the Phone
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Ugh. People having fun, right? Sick.
NinjaBoiX
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Already been quoted to death, but you seriously can't understand why someone would choose to sleep with someone they are attracted to while maintaining their current relationship?
They want to eat that cake yo.
Devolution
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Actually a threesome is more you want to watch your SO do things to another person.
FUNKNOWN iXi
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For people who do not understand the OP or the double stuffed, Golden Oreos reference it goes like this:
A fellow GAFfer wants his pencil sharpened. His girlfriend stumbled upon two precious cookies talking about Halo 2 at a store and told him to take a gander at their miraculous design, an inspirational duo of masterful artwork. This is normal for their relationship, for his gf to point out sexy piglets that need their bacon cooked. So basically, my dude's tryna get his doorknob polished and his bat waxed, but he doesn't know how to pick up a phone and call HOT-GIRL. His gf is most certainly ready for this hike, but she clearly doesn't know how to swim and is waiting for her moby dick to take control of those waves.
Was there a cup?
A fellow GAFfer wants his pencil sharpened. His girlfriend stumbled upon two precious cookies talking about Halo 2 at a store and told him to take a gander at their miraculous design, an inspirational duo of masterful artwork. This is normal for their relationship, for his gf to point out sexy piglets that need their bacon cooked. So basically, my dude's tryna get his doorknob polished and his bat waxed, but he doesn't know how to pick up a phone and call HOT-GIRL. His gf is most certainly ready for this hike, but she clearly doesn't know how to swim and is waiting for her moby dick to take control of those waves.
Was there a cup?
Maybe like the dreamcast it's never meant to be...
Fubar really can't catch a break.
NinjaBoiX
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I can see that being hot.
But I thought it was just a random statement about monogamy.
FallingEdge
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came in buckets
Why stick to one oreo when you can get a golden oreo as well?
It's all about double-stuffing them oreos.
Yes.
SystemShock2
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My friend was trying to do this too but with nutter butters.
Devolution
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It was a she but the point stands. I like watching him do things to other women. We're so demonic friends.
lmaooo i thought it was a real quote for a second, did a double take
MidgarBlowedUp
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Professor Lich
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No these are the best Oreoes!
Wait, what are we talking about again?
And in explaining his odd slang, he felt it also necessary to explain the term "sans".
Bop is not odd! I been saying it for years.
Even dennis duffy says it from 30 rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpP5FLr0LY8
FUBAR McDangles
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Oh Funk, you slay me.
Devolution
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oh dat edit.
Should be the easiest in college. People willing to experiment everywhere.
Grover Cleveland
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OP started out talking about a threesome and then he went to Oreos and cream filling and shit.
FUBAR McDangles
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Makes sense. Good luck Funk. Get it.
If I may ask, is Timedog the sort to let another dude in on the fun? T'is only fair, right?
would you be on a bed of Oreo's so you can have your threesome?
Devolution
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We'd both rather do FFM, sides he's got dick enough for two.
Not too much on their insecurity, devo.
What he needs are girls that are easily manipulated.
I threw up slightly. Congrats.
aHebrewMenagerie
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Giving HaloGAF a bad name, Funknown. Shaking my head.
Devolution
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I hate to umm burst your bubble but HaloGAF rep was in the shitter well before this.
halogaf has literally been a worse community than popgaf for months (almost years)
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