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[captmorgan]

Is China ever not going to be just a photocopy machine? They have all this tech but only want to steal ideas.

 

[NomarTyme]

Oreos are ok.

 

[GreatestHits]

"Tim Spitler, a former DuPont engineer linked to the case, committed suicide."

This was a big deal. They conspired on this for years. Really sad.

On another note, I'm allergic to gluten. That, combined with fucking TITANIUM OXIDE going into my stomach means im probably going to kick the shit out of every Oreros package I ever lay eyes on. I used to eat them like religion, my Dad taught us they were the best things ever. Not surprised to be honest...

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Huh. I guess someone that's eaten Oreos must know*.

Sorry if I hurt your feelings over some subpar cookie. While we're at it, Cadbury chocolate also sucks.

Edit:
*Although to be fair, someone that likes Oreos must have no taste.

I think that might be why he decided to give your mom a chance....

 

[Desty]

Loved those. But now that I have diabetes they're off the menu.

I blame the Joe-Joe's

 

[Red_Man]

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[Slayer-33]

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wtf

 

[lupinko]

Now I feel like buying some Oreos, dunno if I can find them here in Japan tho.

 

[meijiko]

Now I feel like buying some Oreos, dunno if I can find them here in Japan tho.

Japan has oreos. I just ordered some of their more unusual flavors. They taste a little different, though.

 

[The Real Abed]

Hydrox are terrible. Literally the worst cookie I've ever had. Oreo took the idea and did it right. Sunshine may have been first, but Nabisco did it better.

 

[Shaanyboi]

Hope they like cream filling. Their butt cheeks are gonna be the cookie sandwich, in prison.

...wow

 

[Zen_Arcade]

I feel bad for people who don't enjoy Oreos.

 

[iceatcs]

Is UK Oreo different than US?

What the black thing? liquorice or chocolate?

 

[Arcblast]

Oreo will one-up China by adding some beaver
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/03/your-vanilla-ice-cream-may-actually-smell-like-beaver-butt/

 

[freenudemacusers]

So they only sold the creme filling recipe? Still can't match the flavor of the cookies right?

flavor of the cookie?

 

[Kientin]

The real question, though:
Is the Hydrox secret still safe?

Hydrox sounds like a laxative. With the hydro part hinting at what your next crap is going to be like.

 

[bggrthnjsus]

they should have been charged w/ treason

 

[GreatestHits]

Oreo will one-up China by adding some beaver
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/10/03/your-vanilla-ice-cream-may-actually-smell-like-beaver-butt/

 

[StopMakingSense]

Loved those. But now that I have diabetes they're off the menu.

Candy cane Joe-Joes are the BESSSSST

 

[Twio]

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Food Netwerk. Sounds legit.

Spoiler

I want to believe.

 

[Delicious Waffles]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

This guy.

 

[davepoobond]

Someone should make Cookie Hate Thread |OT| we like our milk completely non-fat

 

[MisterNoisy]

The mental picture of a bunch of wannabe Oreo counterfeiters waving cash while asking, 'How do they get the filling so white?' is hilarious.

 

[Wolfe]

I like cookies that get soft when you dunk em. Oreos don't.


Aldi cookies:

Ok... except that they do. Do you only eat stale oreos?

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Hydrox reminds me of Clorox. Not a good thing.

 

[Volimar]

Ok... except that they do. Do you only eat stale oreos?

When I eat them, they stay crunchy.

 

[sangreal]

When I eat them, they stay crunchy.

You're doing something wrong

 

[Quick]

Wonder if I gave an Oreo,
To NeoGAF sometime ago,
Would they offer free memberships
Or would EviLore take us on his trips
So we can spread the word about NeoGAF?
Or would we just get banned?

NeoGAF is Wonderfilled.

 

[blackflag]

The secret that allows them to make this white chemical goop with no milk, butter, or cream?

Not much of a loss.

 

[CurlySaysX]

The oreo creme filling was a trade secret? Shit is nothing special.

 

[Tuck]

Wow so much oreo hate in this thread.

You people disgust me.

Spoiler

Angry face.

 

[Tablo]

Wow so much oreo hate in this thread.

You people disgust me.

Spoiler

Angry face.

.
I probably eat like 2 per year if someone happens to have some near me, it is always a revelatory experience. The trader Joes ones are okay, but nothing as heavenly as the real thing.

 

[Rookje]

I eat a whole bag of these in 15 minutes the other day. Am I gonna die?

 

[Bluenova]

I think thread title is misleading.
Oreos are legit though, I kinda wish they sold the biscuits.. really nice crunchy chocolate buttery cookie - the filling could be improved imho

Spoiler

LMAO at 3rd post , sorry. LOL reminds me of that nintendog thread

 

[zeemumu]

You stole oreo cookie secrets! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized!

 

[hitsugi]

When I eat them, they stay crunchy.

You need to leave it in the milk a bit longer.. problem solved

 

[mrklaw]

Oreos are ok, but they're no bourbon. They make a very nice milkshake though

 

[TheOrangeKid007]

"Tim Spitler, a former DuPont engineer linked to the case, committed suicide."

This was a big deal. They conspired on this for years. Really sad.

On another note, I'm allergic to gluten. That, combined with fucking TITANIUM OXIDE st...

Its Titanium Dioxide and you have ingested it more times than you can possibly imagine. It is in almosy everything that "whitens" with the exception of optical brighteners which you DEFINITELY dont want to ingest. The TiO2 business is essentially a cartel with price fixing by the main companies.

 

[Lord Error]

I don't think anyone outside America likes Oreos or Cadbury chocolate TBH. At least I don't know anyone, including myself. It seems to be the kind of thing you have to grow up with to ever be able to like.

 

[Phoenix]

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http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=9457768

Aw, I hope they like their double-stuffed in prison.

So really the only thing that the Chinese competitor gets out of this is a way to better whiten the inside of their cookies? Doesn't sound like much of a win.

 

[questionmark]

Just tried Oreos for the first time a few hours ago. They were good, as long as you didn't take them apart and eat each section separate, because then they sucked. Only works with both cookie and cream together. Tried dipping them in milk too. Aside from a smoother texture, it did nothing. Not worth the effort, especially considering I had to drink the rest of the milk when I was finished with the cookies. Milk is so fucking boring without cereal.

I give them a 65/100. Would eat again if served. China can do better though.

 

[Monocle]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

what is wrong with you

 

[Linius]

SO WAS YOUR MOM

That's a great comeback. Can't agree more :lol

 

[Twilight Princess]

Oreo contains a chemical that can be used to whiten cars? No more Oreos for me.

 

[MattKeil]

what is wrong with you

Lotta people with defective tongues in this thread.

Oreo contains a chemical that can be used to whiten cars? No more Oreos for me.

Most fruit contains formaldehyde naturally. Chemistry, how does it work?

 

[Wilbur]

Oreo cream is delish

Oreo biscuit is not

Oreos are okay

 

[Cbajd5]

I eat a whole bag of these in 15 minutes the other day. Am I gonna die?

Yes, but I can't tell you if that will be related to how you die.

 

[Hip Hop]

Not much of a loss

Oreos are the worst

Yup, one of the worst cookies of all time.

It just goes to show that U.S. is really in last place on the snack category when foods like plain and stale Doritos, Twinkies, and Oreos are in the top spot.

I still eat them from time to time, but that's because there really isn't much of a choice out here.

 

[Red Liquorice]

What trade secret, there are dozens of brands of the same type of biscuits.

 

[Makai]

Lol so the trade secret isn't even the taste, it's the food coloring?