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[Sokantish]

Lol those yes movement people in the ring were obviously paid background players, not fans.

Are you some sort of ace detective, or what?!

it's the game with the mechs

The Wii U game from Monolith Soft? I can't wait!

 

[bean breath]

Cena is legit on the mic.

No doubt, glad someone recognized it.

All these marks crying over a children's television program. Embarrassing.

 

[polyh3dron]

So RAW has to go PG, and within 2 minutes of this new USA show being on the air, they've talked about dicks, three times and "jerking off."

It's about WWE being publicly traded these days as well. That and the Linda McMahon political career move.

 

[JohnDoe8865]

More Big Shoe as Andre the Giant's son in WCW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqDbN-iE5s

 

[somedevil]

It's about WWE being publicly traded these days as well. That and the Linda McMahon political career move.

Forgot that mattel deal.

 

[Showaddy]

Dead.

 

[G-Fex]

it's the game with the mechs

Mechassault? I've got one and two.

 

[Ithil]

The end of the segment was made by Stephanie losing her mind and screeching like a crazy woman, and Triple H losing his smug putdown demeanor and getting into a rage for once. Normally they just shrug off everything and it leads to nothing.

 

[bean breath]

So how's RAW so far tonight, guys? Has it been a pleasurable viewing experience?

Not yet, though I have to admit I legit laughed out loud at Cena's promo on Bray Wyatt.

 

[Sokantish]

Daniel Bryan just said We The People, is he gonna team up with Cesaro?!

 

[Pristine_Condition]

It's about Raw advertisers, not USA. Attitude-era Raw was on USA as well.

Also in the first segment:

"Cock goggles" vs. "Gay goggles" discussion
"Stupid goddamn question"
"I've got more chance of getting some pussy tonight than you."

Hilariously, there are more mainstream advertisers on this show than WWE. Miracle-Gro plant food, Jillianmichaels.com, stamps.com, ect. so far.

 

[Ithil]

Dead.

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[NoTacos]

Wait.... wtf. Was Lita a part of the yes movement tonight? Post show they just showed a skinny red head with tattoos that looked like her.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Fuck dude, Bryan is killing it right now.

 

[Deadly Joker]

Daniel Bryan just said We The People, is he gonna team up with Cesaro?!

Best tag team evar.

 

[Nameless]

More Big Shoe as Andre the Giant's son in WCW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqDbN-iE5s

It's funny looking back, but the whole son of Andre gimmick and his feud with Hogan pretty much put Big Show over for life.

 

[Vylash]

Dead.

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[PInk Tape]

Dead.

Welp.

 

[Sephzilla]

Real American is still the best wrestling theme ever

 

[jred2k]

It's about WWE being publicly traded these days as well. That and the Linda McMahon political career move.

They've been publicly traded since '99. There is a lot, if not most, of the insane shit they've done contained in those years.

 

[dream]

Seriously, Alex Riley is so great at this. I hope the Ultimate hires him.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

What're we gonna do about our #YES and #NO avatars? Migrate it to the title match?

Seriously, Alex Riley is so great at this. I hope the Ultimate hires him.

He's found his calling. However his toupee...needs work.

 

[bean breath]

I'm tapping guys. Gonna watch Ring of Honor instead and let my PVR get ahead on Raw a bit so I can fast forward through the fluff.

ROH TV this week had:
-Chris Hero vs. Adam Cole for the title
-Ciampa vs. Hanson for the TV title
-Taven vs. Young

Pumped.

Pabst Violet Ribbon?

Professional Veal Riding?

 

[JohnDoe8865]

It's funny looking back, but the whole son of Andre gimmick and his feud with Hogan pretty much put Big Show over for life.

Absolutely. Hogan and that fued as Andre's son legititmized him more than any other possible push he could've gotten in his career.

 

[Sblargh]

What're we gonna do about our #YES and #NO avatars? Migrate it to the title match?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

 

[Sephzilla]

What're we gonna do about our #YES and #NO avatars? Migrate it to the title match?

I say keep it as is. If Bryan gets to the title match it's a foregone conclusion that he's getting the strap.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Dead.

These are the gifs of Wrestlemania xXx.

They fit so well on so many levels.

 

[polyh3dron]

They've been publicly traded since '99. There is a lot, if not most, of the insane shit they've done contained in those years.

Ehh yeah I guess so.. I thought the IPO happened much later than that.

So what was the reason the PG Era started?

 

[Vylash]

What're we gonna do about our #YES and #NO avatars? Migrate it to the title match?

I think it can work for both, #YES says he beats HHH and wins the title, #NO says he loses one of the two matches

 

[jred2k]

What're we gonna do about our #YES and #NO avatars? Migrate it to the title match?

A week for the HHH match and a week for the title?

 

[Anth0ny]

Dead.

hahaahaha this is amazing

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Well yeah cos there's no chance in hell he gets that title!

 

[bean breath]

I wonder how all the foreigners here feel when Real American plays?

 

[Master Thespian]

There was absolutely nothing good about the Chicago crowd.

Yup. Chicago would've been checking their little cheat sheet for what to do and chanting for CM Punk during the Occupy Raw segment. They didn't deserve this show.

 

[Sokantish]

I wonder how all the foreigners here feel when Real American plays?

All Hogan fans are real Americans, no matter where they are from! That's something to be proud of right there.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

Also in the first segment:

"Cock goggles" vs. "Gay goggles" discussion
"Stupid goddamn question"
"I've got more chance of getting some pussy tonight than you."

Hilariously, there are more mainstream advertisers on this show than WWE. Miracle-Gro plant food, Jillianmichaels.com, stamps.com, ect. so far.

Stamps.com advertises on the Bombcast, lol

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Seriously jesus christ @ Riley's toupee. It looks worse this week.

 

[Pristine_Condition]

It must be Lynda's political aspirations.

Because the last segment of this new USA show was all about a guy having a coke bottle shoved up his ass, trying to bribe the EMTs not to take him to the hospital, but to have "the twink remove it."

Advertisers:
Samsung.
Disney.
Loreal.
Appleby's or whoever is selling those flatbreads.

 

[DominoKid]

I wonder how all the foreigners here feel when Real American plays?

like Real Americans.

 

[Ithil]

The best part of the gif is how easily he brushes Batista aside. That's how little the fanbase wanted to see Batista.

 

[Sblargh]

I wonder how all the foreigners here feel when Real American plays?

I'm a real south american!

 

[Alucard]

How was Raw tonight? I only caught the last five minutes. So...Bryan is getting the title and the creative staff aren't totally stupid?!

 

[polyh3dron]

It must be Lynda's political aspirations.

Because the last segment of this new USA show was all about a guy having a coke bottle shoved up his ass, trying to bribe the EMTs not to take him to the hospital, but to have "the twink remove it."

Advertisers:
Samsung.
Disney.
Loreal.
Appleby's or whoever is selling those flatbreads.

Then you'd think after this last failed Senate campaign that they'd give up on the PG bullshit. Linda isn't going to win a US Senate campaign anywhere.

 

[HerbertFish]

Ehh yeah I guess so.. I thought the IPO happened much later than that.

So what was the reason the PG Era started?

Chris Benoit murdering his family. And concerned advertisers.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

I wonder how all the foreigners here feel when Real American plays?

I'm Canadian (if that counts.) I love it.

 

[polyh3dron]

How was Raw tonight? I only caught the last five minutes. So...Bryan is getting the title and the creative staff aren't totally stupid?!

No, Bryan is getting a small push just so he can job to Trips at Mania and then Trips will go on to with the WWEWHC.

 

[bean breath]

He was on for almost 30 minutes and made it a point to make Wyatt look as dumb as possible, fucking right we hate it

Well Husky Harris kinda met him half way on that one, no?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

The best part of the gif is how easily he brushes Batista aside. That's how little the fanbase wanted to see Batista.

And Batista's board-stiff gassed sell falling off the apron like a cardboard cutout :loooool

It's mesmerizing.

 

[Man God]

I'm Canadian (if that counts.) I love it.

You're a real (North) American, brother!

 

[Sokantish]

Well Husky Harris kinda met him half way on that one, no?

HAHA! He's Husky Harris?! That's hilarious. I can't take that guy seriously anymore