Drunk thread
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Doing the lord's work today. I marinated three chicken thighs in sriracha for 36 hours and then made them into a late lunch sandwich.
Hahahaha did you ever call the firefighters for that incident.
brianjones
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are penises really that appealing to girls
idk i can't see them matching up to boobs
like do guys think vagina pics are hot
idk i can't see them matching up to boobs
like do guys think vagina pics are hot
I dont get it either but she's all over this SEND ME A PIC OF YOUR PENIS stuff
maybe she's looking at it with friends and laughing
also the 10 minutes were me adding sprinkles and the shittiest filters I could imagine so at least there's that
im okay with vag pics but eh. chick sends me nude stuff and she has boobs and a nice ass tho. I can't do much as a man, not like I have a 6-pack. dick it is
brianjones
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how many nudes you got in the cloud manny
you probably shaved u pussy
SecretMoblin
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lmaooooooooooooooo
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Illithid Dude
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There is a girl on me in post coital slumber, but she doesn't know one thing....
I'm browsing neogaf
I'm browsing neogaf
Liferebooted
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Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
What do sober people even do during the evening after all their responsibilities are done?
freenudemacusers
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gaffing after sex is the best
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
never done anything after sex
never had sex
never had sex
freenudemacusers
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this is why marriage is ideal; you just bang and retreat back to your corner of the house.
I thought it was the corner of your Cali King sized bed.
freenudemacusers
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i don't think i could get one of those in my house.
aren't you in some kind of dry spell?
Etrian Oddity
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I did so well today, I went on a nice walk, I ate some delicious clean-cooked veggies and seafood.
And then I closed the bar out w/my buddy and had some greasy-ass burgers and queso. Alas, you win this time, poor health decisions.
And then I closed the bar out w/my buddy and had some greasy-ass burgers and queso. Alas, you win this time, poor health decisions.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
god damnit i dont want my dog to die, have had her since i was in kindergarten and she is my favorite family member, she is just so old though ;_;
freenudemacusers
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just the medically agreed upon six weeks
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
monday drunk
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Do you think you could give a cat snake bite/lip rings?
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I wonder if you could give a cat a septum piercing..
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Ha, I would have the humane society roll up in an armored vehicle within like 90 minutes. I found a knife on the ground a while back and people were honestly comparing to finding a gun. Like 5 responses characterized me as "LOL, I found a handgun in the middle of a field.. what should I shoot first?"
TheKaeptain
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That shit sucks. I remember the day my baby mama was medically cleared. I got my parents to watch the kid and rented a room for the night. Poor chick couldn't want the next day.
that shit was hilarious.
TheKaeptain
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What do you mean by chubby?
You know what I mean. If your told your friend hey man look at this girl I scooped up and they gave you that look then she a chubs
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