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Drunk thread
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I love it when you discover a new clothing combination and you're like what the hell its the same clothes as always but different. Its like playing minecraft. Who would have known this sweater went with these cutoffs?
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wants to fuck an Asian grill.
You ever get to that point where you compulsively spend $20 for a 5 minute live cam show to see some girl with too much makeup on masturbate?
This cannot continue. I am ruining my life. Still young but time is running out. Need to finally get girlfriend. Always figured that they weren't worth coordinating your schedule around not to mention the expenses associated with a grill, but in the long run it's probably healthier. Someone I can drink, eat pizza, and fart with.
This cannot continue. I am ruining my life. Still young but time is running out. Need to finally get girlfriend. Always figured that they weren't worth coordinating your schedule around not to mention the expenses associated with a grill, but in the long run it's probably healthier. Someone I can drink, eat pizza, and fart with.
Illithid Dude
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truly the best feeling
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wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Welcome to this bullshit
Bam Bam Baklava
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Bam Bam Baklava
Member
No it's not.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Congrats on the tag, Mannny.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Nothing to tell.
I did a lot with my time banned. I helped the homeless at a shelter (not joking), I went all around SoCal just checking stuff out, I watched Twin Peaks again. I further refined my new mindset and philosophy of positive outlooks and not dwelling on things.
I did a lot with my time banned. I helped the homeless at a shelter (not joking), I went all around SoCal just checking stuff out, I watched Twin Peaks again. I further refined my new mindset and philosophy of positive outlooks and not dwelling on things.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Don't worry about it so much. You're not missing out on anything.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
If you want to that badly then fine man. If only to end the madness.
happy bday brother
i seriously thought arab was older
still going through my quarter life crisis
this
it feels soooooo good
dont get too attached though, they all ended up trying to "fix" me which become annoying pretty quick
i seriously thought arab was older
still going through my quarter life crisis
this
it feels soooooo good
dont get too attached though, they all ended up trying to "fix" me which become annoying pretty quick
Think of it as dodging assholes.
I'm feeling pretty wonky this morning. Got decently fucked up and my dumb kitten basically sat on me and attacked my face all night so I barely slept.
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My cat acts like she owns my body. I can sit or lay whenever I want and she can't do anything about it. When will these animals learn to respect my rights?!?!?
freenudemacusers
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let him inside you bro
TheKaeptain
Banned
Never boned a chubby chick but yes they do give amazing head.
SecretMoblin
Member
make sure there's someone you would trust with your life who will be around and be sober and colored lights are pretty amazing
LSD is great. I've had the best highs of my life on it. A good LSD trip is just pure joy. I wouldn't really recommend any specific activity since it can make anything awesome: a night out on the town, an outdoors excursion, an evening at home with some good music and sex, etc etc. It's all good. 😎✨
Dammit, now I'm jealous.
Dammit, now I'm jealous.
I convinced my sister to be our sitter. We're going to start the night off by listening to music, Bitches Brew by Miles Davis, and having her paint something if she's up to it. I'm going to raid my parents medical cabinet for valium in case stuff gets heavy. I'm hoping to try some sex if we're up to it, but looking forward to some good heart to hearts.
I might hire some car service to bring us around the city, maybe try the casino haha.
I might hire some car service to bring us around the city, maybe try the casino haha.
SecretMoblin
Member
sounds like a plan
food is ~amazing~
food is ~amazing~
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Will arab have birthday sex?
sure. let's do butt stuff
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
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