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[WanderingWind]

We play each other again in 2017, right? You gotta come over for this, lets see who burns whos what.

Do you even have a QB yet? You can't win games by blinding the other team with shitastic uniforms, bro. You may actually have to throw a pass here and there

 

[Hammer24]

Do you even have a QB yet? You can't win games by blinding the other team with shitastic uniforms, bro. You may actually have to throw a pass here and there

Yeah no, because we have... uhm, and we do... uhmm.
But there is a draft coming up, I swear!!!

 

[ShaneB]

YES IM FINALLY OFF WORK. IM TURNING MY PHONE OFF DONT FUCKING BOTHER ME FOR SIX DAYS

Lucky! Just 2 more days and then I'm off for my 4 day weekend full of a whole lot of nothin!

Going out to dinner with my boss to celebrate my 5 years here (almost 6 years actually with the added year via agency) . Time sure flies. Depressing really. =/

 

[Talon]

Future, obviously I'm in for the Falcons.

So the 30 for 30 on Hillsboro. I remember when that was on the cover of either SI or Newsweek. To this day I had always thought it had to do with hooliganism. Really cool to see the real story, but it was too long. But worth seeing. So very sad

Yeah, it's such a weirdly complex story to explain. When you first explain it, it seems simple but then all the negligence around it just makes it so obvious how preventable it was.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Lucky! Just 2 more days and then I'm off for my 4 day weekend full of a whole lot of nothin!

Going out to dinner with my boss to celebrate my 5 years here (almost 6 years actually with the added year via agency) . Time sure flies. Depressing really. =/

Don't even start. I have 25 years this year. Quarter Century Club.

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm in for the Patriots as long as I can select someone completely at random.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I'm in for the Patriots as long as I can select someone completely at random.

Like a punter?

 

[ShaneB]

Don't even start. I have 25 years this year. Quarter Century Club.

Heh, always someone to put me in my place I suppose. I guess it's the fear that more time will pass by and I'll wonder why I never did anything.

 

[Sanjuro]

Like a punter?

There will never be another Tom Tupa, so everything is downhill from there.

 

[Futurevoid]

Current mock draft list of participants stands at:

Texans - MechDX
Raiders - Mackenzie 92
Cardinals - Squall ASF
Rams - Squicken, B For Bendetta
Ravens - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato, Bolt Vanderhuge
Dolphins - chris.trejo, The_Darkest_Red
Bucs - Syrinx
Jaguars - Tamanon
Giants - BigAT, Futurevoid, Draxal, Striker
Browns - BlackGhost, Wes
Patriots - Colasante, ActStriker, Sanjuro
Eagles - gutshot, yankeehater, jabee
Cowboys - Farooq, cashman
Vikings - Slo
Steelers - DeaconKnowledge, AngmarsKing701
Jets - Fox318
Seahawks - cdyhybrid
Bills - LJ11
Packers - Buckethead
Panthers - Grover Cleveland
Bears - minx88
Saints - cajunator
Falcons - Talon

Drafting in spirit only:
Redskins - Ninja Scooter
Colts - Narag

 

[Sanjuro]

Put me in spirit only. I'm not one of the many frauds who pretend to follow college football!

...unless the whole point of this is silly anyway, then I'm game.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Put me in spirit only. I'm not one of the many frauds who pretend to follow college football!

...unless the whole point of this is silly anyway, then I'm game.

I am. If Ebron isn't available for the Steelers, I'll be heavily dependent on Deacon!

 

[Fox318]

 

[ActStriker]

Speaking of the draft, NFL.com's got their 'Predict the Pick' thing up again.

http://predictpick.nfl.com/

I made a GAF group: http://predictpick.nfl.com/groups/view/1806
Password is freemantaco

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

 

[Futurevoid]

Put me in spirit only. I'm not one of the many frauds who pretend to follow college football!

...unless the whole point of this is silly anyway, then I'm game.

In spirit is meant to be a joke about the fact that both the Skins and Colts don't have a first round pick.

You don't have to do much outside of consult with your team on who you think the best pick would be. Throw your opinion in and come to a consensus.

 

[Slo]

Yours?

 

[Greg]

Yours?

did you finally have the commemorative plate tattooed on your left ass cheek like you said you wanted to?

 

[Slo]

did you finally have the commemorative plate tattooed on your left ass cheek like you said you wanted to?

I need cover-up ideas.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Yours?

Nah. No space after I got the 1:35 scale Immaculate Reception tattoo on my back.

 

[Slo]

Nah. No space after I got the 1:35 scale Immaculate Reception tattoo on my back.

Did the ball bounce off of your Steel Curtain tramp stamp or didn't it?

 

[manfestival]

I think the work was well done but the concept is horrible for a tattoo ... really man? REALLY?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Did the ball bounce off of your Steel Curtain tramp stamp or didn't it?

A guy's gotta keep his secrets.

 

[Greg]

I need cover-up ideas.

change Allen's face to a cookie or a steak

 

[manfestival]

I need cover-up ideas.

A nice big stop sign is a good start

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Hey Angmars, the first four Chapters of your book are really good! Looking forward to reading the rest, you've got my attention for sure.

 

[bionic77]

Happy birthday Lord Belichick

I am sure a pregnant mother is going to jump out of his birthday cake courtesy of his pimp Mr. Kraft.

They will probably complete the cuckhold by having the husband videotape it.

What an evil organization.

 

[squicken]

JFF thanks Jameis for giving internet reality check on what "off field issues" really are

http://thebiglead.com/2014/04/16/jo...l-kyndal-kyaire-to-the-mariners-rangers-game/

 

[Himynameischris]

I am sure a pregnant mother is going to jump out of his birthday cake courtesy of his pimp Mr. Kraft.

They will probably complete the cuckhold by having the husband videotape it.

What an evil organization.

Brady was drafted today too....this day is a dark day in history.

 

[bionic77]

JFF thanks Jameis for giving internet reality check on what "off field issues" really are

http://thebiglead.com/2014/04/16/jo...l-kyndal-kyaire-to-the-mariners-rangers-game/

Do STDs inhibit performance on the field?

Any team that wants him probably needs to check him out before they draft him because judging by the looks of that chick he is definitely carrying something now...

You don't want to make the same mistake the Pats did with Gronk. The AIDS are destroying his body.

 

[squicken]

Do STDs inhibit performance on the field?

Any team that wants him probably needs to check him out before they draft him because judging by the looks of that chick he is definitely carrying something now...

You don't want to make the same mistake the Pats did with Gronk. The AIDS are destroying his body.

Derek Jeter has every STD known to science and had career years in his mid and later 30s.

 

[Sanjuro]

Derek Jeter has every STD known to science and had career years in his mid and later 30s.

Did you know that it's Jeter's last season?

 

[Talon]

Did you know that it's Jeter's last season?

I hear Shipley and McCoy are roommates!

 

[BlackGhost]

JFF thanks Jameis for giving internet reality check on what "off field issues" really are

You're are a good man.

 

[squicken]

Did you know that it's Jeter's last season?

Whoa. That's pretty big news. I hope the Orioles manage to include Jeffrey Maier in his going away gift

 

[MechDX]

Fuck Manziel and his Manzielot army.

 

[ActStriker]

Fuck Manziel and his Manzielot army.

BOB needs his playmaker QB!

 

[MechDX]

BOB needs his playmaker QB!

According to Wellington its McCarron

 

[MechDX]

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl · 3m
Josh Freeman and the Giants are working toward a deal which should be completed over the next day or so, per source.

Goodbye Eli

 

[BigAT]

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl · 3m
Josh Freeman and the Giants are working toward a deal which should be completed over the next day or so, per source.

Goodbye Eli

At least the Giants already know how to make a jersey that can actually fit him.

Why they would sign him after witnessing the disaster he produced when the Giants played the Vikings is beyond me.

 

[effzee]

Adam Caplan ‏@caplannfl · 3m
Josh Freeman and the Giants are working toward a deal which should be completed over the next day or so, per source.

Goodbye Eli

Malcom Jenkins predictions coming true.

Now I don't hate the signing of a terrible safety who is supposedly smart!

Still have Sanchez on the team

 

[Mackenzie 92]

speaking of jff. good article by cosell

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/the-jo...in-evaluating-qb-for-draft-065903391-nfl.html

 

[MechDX]

Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo · 6m
Done deal with the Giants and QB Josh Freeman. He's agreed to terms, per source.

And its done.

That's your NFL news for today. Thank you for reading.

 

[Sanjuro]

Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo · 6m
Done deal with the Giants and QB Josh Freeman. He's agreed to terms, per source.

And its done.

That's your NFL news for today. Thank you for reading.

RIP Eli.

 

[Greg]

#TheReturn

 

[MechDX]

#TheReturn

Eli now has a big fucking chip on his shoulder. Probably residue from a Crunchwrap Supreme Josh left in the locker room.

 

[Himynameischris]

Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo · 6m
Done deal with the Giants and QB Josh Freeman. He's agreed to terms, per source.

And its done.

That's your NFL news for today. Thank you for reading.

But what if the pats reach the superbowl!?? We need Eli!!!!!!

 

[Sanjuro]

Eli to da Bills.

 

[Greg]

Eli now has a big fucking chip on his shoulder. Probably residue from a Crunchwrap Supreme Josh left in the locker room.

he takes a deep breath before he leaves every room

Freeman wastes no crumbs

 

[Mackenzie 92]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 10s

Per @mikefreemanNFL, "many in football" believe Browns will take Derek Carr http://wp.me/p14QSB-9sCP

They'd probably have to use their 4th if they want him.

It's what Costner would do.