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NFL Offseason 2: Free Agency or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Squicken

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jesus fuck, is this true?



Here's something probably even more depressing.


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Just ignore the red circle around the Cowboys and look to the right above the zero
 
I need the Niners to get their offseason shit together so I can feel confident about their superbowl chances this year. All this mess with bomb threats and weird women at apts is bringing me down.
 

cdyhybrid

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beat guy for 49ers

https://twitter.com/timkawakami

lots more at TL. Sure sounds like they are done with Aldon

Nonsense, just send him to rehab for a few weeks and he'll be just fine. I bet the league will agree, too.

Current mock draft list of participants stands at:

Texans - MechDX
Raiders - Mackenzie 92
Cardinals - Squall ASF
Rams - Squicken, B For Bendetta
Ravens - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato, Bolt Vanderhuge
Dolphins - chris.trejo, The_Darkest_Red
Bucs - Syrinx
Jaguars - Tamanon
Giants - BigAT, Futurevoid, Draxal, Striker
Browns - BlackGhost, Wes
Patriots - Colasante, ActStriker
Eagles - gutshot, yankeehater, jabee
Cowboys - Farooq, cashman
Vikings - Slo
Steelers - DeaconKnowledge
Jets - Fox318

Get on it, bros. No Packers/Steelers Gaf folks stepping up? I know Deacon will be there so I added him.

I said I'd help!

Who is fatter?

Freeman, JaMarcus, or Stafford?

Right now? Jawalrus, easily.

Here's something probably even more depressing.


http://i1.minus.com/iRbOqrDVmJWCm.jpg[IMG]

[SPOILER]Just ignore the red circle around the Cowboys and look to the right above the zero[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

Poor Chiefs and Bungles fans.
 
Current mock draft list of participants stands at:

Texans - MechDX
Raiders - Mackenzie 92
Cardinals - Squall ASF
Rams - Squicken, B For Bendetta
Ravens - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato, Bolt Vanderhuge
Dolphins - chris.trejo, The_Darkest_Red
Bucs - Syrinx
Jaguars - Tamanon
Giants - BigAT, Futurevoid, Draxal, Striker
Browns - BlackGhost, Wes
Patriots - Colasante, ActStriker
Eagles - gutshot, yankeehater, jabee
Cowboys - Farooq, cashman
Vikings - Slo
Steelers - DeaconKnowledge, AngmarsKing701
Jets - Fox318
Seahawks - cdyhybrid

Taking the fore front Future? Just as well I'm burnt out chasing these morons.
You're welcome to it. :) I said I'd step aside if someone else was interested. If not, yeah I'm happy to do it.
 
you're one of us forever

you cannot leave

Tom Brady is a female and hasn't won shit.

Bill Belichick dresses like a hobo, fucks his friends' wives like a scumbag and hasn't won shit.

Bob Kraft fucks on 20 year old bimbos while telling all of us to feel sorry for him about his dead wife and hasn't won shit.

Paul Tagliabue is a crook and helped steal our ring. That's Jake's ring damnit!
 

cdyhybrid

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Tom Brady is a female and hasn't won shit.

Bill Belichick dresses like a hobo, fucks his friends' wives like a scumbag and hasn't won shit.

Bob Kraft fucks on 20 year old bimbos while telling all of us to feel sorry for him about his dead wife and hasn't won shit.

Paul Tagliabue is a crook and helped steal our ring. That's Jake's ring damnit!

Welcome back.
 
Tom Brady is a female and hasn't won shit.

Bill Belichick dresses like a hobo, fucks his friends' wives like a scumbag and hasn't won shit.

Bob Kraft fucks on 20 year old bimbos while telling all of us to feel sorry for him about his dead wife and hasn't won shit.

Paul Tagliabue is a crook and helped steal our ring. That's Jake's ring damnit!
This has all been confirmed as true history.
 

MechDX

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You'll be squee-bouncing while renouncing the demon lord Bill Belichick and his evil cohorts?

It will solidify my love for all things Tom and Bill for they gave us BOB.

In all honesty Teddy doesn't make it past #26. Texans would have to move up in front of Clevelands second pick
 
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