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I wasn't feeling Cry at first, but then it started getting into gospel-Mariah teas with vocals somehow remind me of her Butterfly album.

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So far it sounds like Classic Mariah. So I aint complaining.

It really does sound like classic Mariah. I'm beside myself. Faded is playing again. Do these Radio streams only play once per user, or do I have access for a certain amount of time?

Where is Touchdown? Does he need a defibrillator?

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It's exactly the kind of album you'd expect from an uninspired, washed up, over the hill R&B Diva. It's not bad, per se, it's just not memorable. It's a very cohesive, yet bland album. Roy will inevitably like it. So there's that.


Fake edit: Meteorite is slaying.

This is as close as Rob will get to praising something not made by Prince, Rihanna, or Satancé.
 
dat Xtina bloat at the end tho

Still, her best album in YEARS, decades even

You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know!

I LIIIIIVVEEE
 
You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know! You don't know!

I LIIIIIVVEEE
We'll see if you agriH that Camouflage would have been the perfect ending point

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Unfortunate that her singing those abrupt sections along with Wale weren't on the final track, but I love that she added dem scats.

[edit] Ah ah ah ah - ah ah ah ah ah'm slayed from Supernatural.
 
Meteorite is slaying me so far. Reminds me of a track that I'd listen to while playing Rainbow Road on Mario Kart.

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Album pre-order SEALED.

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Conventional wisdom says X&Y is Coldplay's worst album, but amidst that record's shiftless bloat, there were real-deal highlights that hit with blunt impact and have since stood the test of time. Ghost Stories contains no such moments, and thus threatens to rob X&Y of its dubious title.

"Ink" is the album's most indefensible moment, musically and lyrically, and the song handily snatches the title of Worst Coldplay Song from X&Y's impossibly leaden, fuckin'-magnets stinker "What If".

The closest the record comes to a bona fide anthem is the moderately enjoyable "A Sky Full of Stars", a rocket-fueled single on the level of "Clocks" and "Speed of Sound" tainted by Swedish dance producer AVICII's cheap-sounding drum presets and boilerplate synth motifs.

Coldplay have become one of the biggest acts in the world since their comparatively modest debut, and as a result Ghost Stories' attempts to return to close-mic'd intimacy come across as out-of-touch as Lucille Bluth asking how much a banana costs.

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Lord I just preordered a Mariah album.

On first listen: it took her a long-ass-time to get this album out, but at least now we know she wasn't lying about really wanting to get it right, because it shows. Doesn't touch her best work, but the album isn't a lazy effort at all and is miles above her last few albums. I love how midtempo the whole thing is. Very R&B/Pop Lounge...

And she actually out-Retroriah'd Ariana Grande.
 
OMG Heavenly didn't come off as the slaying type, but it just kept swelling and swelling to Heaven. Gospel Mariah is slaying me over and over.

I DON'T BELIEVE. NO!
 
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