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[Broder Salsa]

How much money can I get on Luiz going totally Kurtz and Cantona-ing one of the Germans

He's not that kind of guy.

 

[FuturusX]

Odds on this game ending 5-5? You'd be giving bookmakers free money for sure.

 

[omgkitty]

If I were Brazil I'd have rage quit by now.

Brazil should unplug their ethernet cable. Someone from Brazil will get a red card, guaranteed.

 

[L1NETT]

If Luiz as a defender is worth 50 mil than Ross Mccormack's value is in the billions

 

[Mr Cola]

I can see this happening to Argentina tomorrow too

 

[Jarnet87]

This reminds of last season when United.......


Nevermind I can't remember a single game where we battered someone. Swansea match day 1 I guess?

Moyes.

 

[Dusk Prophet]

Is it me or is GAF slow?

Extremely slow

 

[figadapaura]

Is "it's just like watching Brazil" now going to be used when your team is getting spanked?

I hope so.

 

[wedward]

Is it wrong that I am already hard at the thought of seeing Luiz and Marcelo cry?

 

[rodvik]

Looking forward to next seasons ironic Villa chants.

"Its like watching Brazil!"

 

[Kikarian]

I can see this happening to Argentina tomorrow too

I hope so.

Gaal the king will win the WC

 

[Arnie]

I was going to say this is an Arsenal esque capitulation.

But even they wouldn't do this.

They did this.

It was jokes.

 

[ShogunDarius]

if Brazil can forfeit the match, they should

 

[Ce-Lin]

this was my dream, seeing Brasil humiliated like this, oh yes this is European football baby !

 

[L1NETT]

Phahahha Lukaku

 

[Xpike]

This is like when you play FIFA against someone who's never played before.

I can't do this on FIFA in Amateur.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I can see this happening to Argentina tomorrow too

first halves have been shite this whole tourney for the Netherlands

 

[Blackhead]

Is that Arsenal in disguise?

 

[omgkitty]

What was that about Arsenal having bid for Khedira?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Lets get double digits for Germany and I will record a modern version of deutschland deutschland uber alles, singing it naked with my dads U2 drumstick from the edge, up my hole for whatsapp.

Phahahha Lukaku

Man what are Chelsea paying this poor guy, look at that camera noise.

 

[Blablurn]

AUSWÄRTSSIEG

 

[wedward]

They did this.

It was jokes.

All of Germany's goals were onside doe...

 

[Randdalf]

first halves have been shite this whole tourney for the Netherlands

Dat team talk.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

first halves have been shite this whole tourney for the Netherlands

Recently second halves too. Also Argentina can actually defend.

 

[Suen]

Guys has this ever happened before? I know Germany scored like 8 goals on KSA in WC 2002 but 5 goals this fast against the hosts? Had anything like it ever happened?

Brazil leaving their mark on footy history in the worst possible way :lol

 

[noal]

I genuinely don't know what to say.

Bizarre.

Wow.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Rhaegar]

Germany beats Brazil 10-0.

Germany only beats the US 1-0.

USMNT 10 times better than Brazil confirmed.

 

[Infernostew]

Neymar and Silva where are you

Frauds. They disappear in big games.

 

[Milchmonster]

Can we end this already?

It's boring

 

[wedward]

Imagine you are Milch and are unable to enjoy this because some booger-eater doesn't pick your favorite players.

 

[Barzul]

50 MILLION EUROS

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'd want to crawl into a hole.

 

[scently]

Germany is playing just like Heynckes's Bayern. Its just lovely to watch.

 

[OG Loc]

This is like watching one of those massacres Arsenal suffered last season, except I'm not physically ill and about to cry.

 

[EmiPrime]

To make matters worse for Brazil, they still have to play the 3rd place match.

 

[Clegg]

Can PSG make returns on defective purchases?

 

[luxstellarum]

All of Germany's goals were onside doe...

Trrrruuuuuuuuuu

 

[FortuneFaded]

I thought I saw Brazil being heavily beaten when they played in the '98 final. How naive I was.

 

[omgkitty]

Someone take Ozil off before he gets stretchered off for a cynical tackle.

 

[Wilbur]

This is what happens when you take Thiago Silva out the side

 

[Admiral Woofington]

The curse of the colombians is working. If we can't win then at least we wanted these jogo dirty assholes gone. Thank you jesus. Full germany force now. Bandwagon or not I have nothing else and want to cheer for someone in the final it sure as hell won't be argentina or netherlands.

 

[FortuneFaded]

This is what happens when you take Thiago Silva out the side

Could this match increase his valuation?

 

[Hanningfield]

Just tuned in...wtf

 

[hiroshawn]

German fans must be happy and Very afraid at the same time.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I said it before a ball was kicked, Henderson and Gerrard as the midfield is too dumb for this level but hoped to be wrong. I don't think Barry was the answer though, he was exposed in the last world cup just as much. Might be more patient at least and less of a headless chicken but I doubt it.

Do you think Rodgers will have seen it and got worried about the champions league? Gone quiet on Shaqiri, think he is someone you need this coming season.

Any other midfielders on Liverpool's radar?

Nah, we've got Can to cover for Gerrard, Lallana to cover the point of the triangle and Allen to cover Henderson's in-between role

The main thing is though that Rodgers is simply a far, far superior manager to Hodgson. If the midfield is getting waltzed through at the CL level, he'll sacrifice the focus on attack to whatever degree he feels necessary, and mix the team up to get the best results we can, rather than keep the most prominent players happy



This is utterly embarassing stuff from Brazil. Too much time feeling sorry for themselves over Neymar and Silva, not enough time getting their minds on the game. Khedira has been fucking fantastic tbf to him. It's like Arsenal at Anfield last year, with the importance and audience multiplied by a hundred

 

[Hixx]

edit: was a typo

 

[L1NETT]

Surprised how tepid the atmosphere is, thought it would be much more angsty

Fans are probably so coked up they don't know what is happening

 

[cartoon_soldier]

German players prices just went up.

Who's still in the market for them?

 

[Scum]

Brazil will finish this game with 10 men.

This is what happens when you take Thiago Silva out the side

Yep. Such a stupid yellow he pickex up.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Tiergarten must be going off.