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[slightconfuse]

is the ECW thing up on the network? Taz Vs Sabu?

Barely legal 97?

 

[Heel]

35 year old CM Punk retiring with that long Nerdist and peppermint buttwipe money? Friends, please.

 

[Perspicacity]

Peppermint buttwipe... do I want to know?

 

[Liquidsnake]

Barely legal 97?

I thought there was a RTWM style thing coming to the network for that match, maybe I misunderstood.

 

[Jimmy King]

Peppermint Buttwipes are the way of the future.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

35 year old CM Punk retiring with that long Nerdist and peppermint buttwipe money? Friends, please.

lol forever if you think Punk doesn't already have more money invested than half of WrassleGAF's made in their lives. Dude doesn't walk away if he's not financially able to.

 

[El Pescado]

Network will have 762,486

it is known

Is this a real leak or just an assumption?

 

[Jimmy King]

lol forever if you think Punk doesn't already have more money invested than half of WrassleGAF's made in their lives. Dude doesn't walk away if he's not financially able to.

Exactly. Why do you think he got married? Love? Please. Those financial benefits are too good to pass up.

 

[bean breath]

35 year old CM Punk retiring with that long Nerdist and peppermint buttwipe money? Friends, please.

I stopped listening to the Ross Report after the difficult-to-listen-to Lita episode, is he really peddling butt wipes?

If true, I find it funny because he made such a fuss about only schilling quality products that he personally approves of and I don't know if this is just a coincidence but Austin stopped pushing CougarLife dot com right around the time J.R. joined; which makes me believe that Ross played a hand in that.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Hulk Hogan's 2002 has been pretty great so far, but they take an age to turn him from NWO colours to Hulkamaniac colours after his face turn.

 

[bean breath]

Peppermint buttwipe... do I want to know?

It's all about Dude Wipes, dude:

Hey gang, I learned about something today while watching MMA:

 

[lovely ladies]

I thought there was a RTWM style thing coming to the network for that match, maybe I misunderstood.

You're right about Man of Steel man.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I think I'm going to play some Fire Pro today. It has been awhile

 

[Liquidsnake]

You're right about Man of Steel man.

Thank you!!!!!!!!

Finally someone who understands.

 

[Bowser]

Peppermint Buttwipes?

I can only assume you guys are talking about these: https://www.dollarshaveclub.com/one-wipe-charlies

Which, btw, are fucking godly.

 

[Heel]

Exactly. Why do you think he got married? Love? Please. Those financial benefits are too good to pass up.

Good point, hadn't considered alimony payments. He's set.

 

[bean breath]

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Jesse Ventura won his defamation case against the estate of author Chris Kyle, a former U.S. Navy SEAL who said he punched out the former Minnesota governor for criticizing the SEALs’ role in the Iraq war.

The jury awarded a total of $1.845 million: $500,000 in defamation damages and $1.345 million for “unjust enrichment” — or to be specific, $1,345,477.25.

-Ventura sued Chris Kyle, a former SEAL sniper, who wrote in his bestselling memoir, “American Sniper,” that he punched out a “celebrity” former SEAL at a bar in 2006 for saying the SEALs “deserve to lose a few” for their role in the Iraq war. He later identified Ventura in media interviews. Ventura said Kyle fabricated the incident, and his reputation was ruined by Kyle’s account.

After Kyle died in 2013, Ventura continued the lawsuit against Kyle’s estate, run by his widow, Taya.

-She also noted that the jury’s award was “a lot less than [Ventura] asked for.” Ventura had sought from $5 million to $15 million.

-As media awaited the lawyers outside the federal courthouse in St. Paul, Sam Goldsmith, a friend of the Venturas, delivered four medium Domino’s pizzas. He said that the Ventura family asked him to order pizzas for reporters, because, “You sat diligently here for two weeks. I hope the guys enjoy it.”

 

[Sibersk Esto]

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Booyah

 

[Lambda Pie]

is WWE dead yet?

 

[bean breath]

is WWE dead yet?

Not until Dave Meltzer calls it and TheWesker posts it here.

 

[Sanjuro]

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Good on Jesse.

 

[bean breath]

You guys are siding with Ventura on this?

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Pizzas for everyone!

Teenage Mutant Jesse Venturas.

 

[Jimmy King]

You guys are siding with Ventura on this?

He's got access to top secret documents and classified information on the government. I trust he's doing what's right.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

You guys are siding with Ventura on this?

If the guy made it up, that's libel. It seems harsh that he kept pressing it after he died, but it doesn't make it any less damaging

 

[Lambda Pie]

You guys are siding with Ventura on this?

i am. who can doubt a 10 time Running Man champion?

 

[Net_Wrecker]

LMAO @ Meltzer laying into John Cena for that match on Raw. I can't remember the last time he absolutely blasted one person in a segment like that. Wow


I mean, he's right, but jeeezus

 

[fader]

if anyone is interested

http://orlando.craigslist.org/spo/4591854820.html

 

[gurudyne]

LMAO @ Meltzer laying into John Cena for that match on Raw. I can't remember the last time he absolutely blasted one person in a segment like that. Wow

I mean, he's right, but jeeezus

I haven't seen the match yet. What's he criticizing?

 

[Jimmy King]

I haven't seen the match yet. What's he criticizing?

Probably that Cena made Cesaro look bad by wrestling circles around him.

 

[Professor Beef]

I forgot Raw was even on last night. I was chillin' with friends IRL and we made some plans to have a TMNT movie marathon next week.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

I haven't seen the match yet. What's he criticizing?

Everything John Cena did. Positioning, spot execution, punches, everything. He really disliked John Cena's work in the match.

I've been feeling like that for years though, so I found it hilarious.

 

[fader]

Everything John Cena did. Positioning, spot execution, punches, everything. He really disliked John Cena's work in the match.

I've been feeling like that for years though, so I found it hilarious.

Cena's always been like that though, I don't know what made this match stand out to him

 

[gurudyne]

I forgot Raw was even on last night. I was chillin' with friends IRL and we made some plans to have a TMNT movie marathon next week.

Which movies?

 

[Professor Beef]

Which movies?

TMNT 1-3, and the CGI one. Then we may or may not go see the new one, depending on how we feel after the CGI one.

We're also ordering pizza, because it's the law.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Cena's always been like that though, I don't know what made this match stand out to him

The way he responded led me to guess that everyone was raving about that match. IDK, I haven't paid attention to the response to WWE stuff in a while, but I guess he just took issue with people liking the match, or Alvarez liking it anyway.

 

[strobogo]

The way he responded led me to guess that everyone was raving about that match. IDK, I haven't paid attention to the response to WWE stuff in a while, but I guess he just took issue with people liking the match, or Alvarez liking it anyway.

The match wasn't good and I've seen "Raw starts with a MOTYC" a few times. Both guys were off their game and the match had no flow. Cena looked much worse than usual, appearing to be in slow motion at times and just generally looking bad. But Cesaro didn't look much better.

 

[Jimmy King]

It wasn't a great match, especially compared to their one earlier this year, but it was fun. Playful, even. I enjoyed it.

 

[HerbertFish]

Watching Raw from last night. Gonna post live thoughts.


-Wow, what an opening promo from Cena. That's a rarity. Almost felt bad for him actually. Kind of rooting for him now.

-Shocked they brought up 2012 match. Feel like that part was a Cena shoot.

-Heyman solid as always.

-Cesaro hahahahhaha this is amazing.

-Glad the gave a proper resolution to Cesaro and Heyman.

-Wow Cesaro vs Cena, this should be the main event.

-Hell of a fucking match


What a start to Raw. As good as you can possibly ask for. Why did people say this episode sucked? feel like I'll find out.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

The match wasn't good and I've seen "Raw starts with a MOTYC" a few times. Both guys were off their game and the match had no flow. Cena looked much worse than usual, appearing to be in slow motion at times and just generally looking bad. But Cesaro didn't look much better.

That's how I felt about it too, but I've also been watching the G1 and hate John Cena so my opinion isn't very objective.

Good to see you're still on the right side of things, stro.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i'm with stro, as usual. i saw the match today and it was bad. folks calling it a good match only shows how damn low the standards are today.

 

[strobogo]

Their match in February was legit awesome though.

 

[gurudyne]

TMNT 1-3, and the CGI one. Then we may or may not go see the new one, depending on how we feel after the CGI one.

We're also ordering pizza, because it's the law.

Cool. Some people will watch 3 and neglect the CGI one, which bugs me. CGI TMNT's a decent one.

 

[Data West]

Against All Odds keeps coming on my playlist.

It's a sign for Dixie Carter

edit: every TMNT movie that isn't the first one is shit. Stop wasting your time.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Beef, you and your friends should just marathon the new TMNT series.

 

[gurudyne]

Beef, you and your friends should just marathon the new TMNT series.

I also endorse this. Surprisingly good.

 

[Ithil]

I think it's better for the product than the Champion being there every night.

Think about it. Lesnar is on an entire level above everyone else in the fiction. HE ENDED THE STREAK. HE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE.

Him showing up every second RAW to remind people of his power while guys fight to prove they're worthy of facing BROCK LESNAR would be fantastic booking. It's like playing Mortal Kombat. Who's gonna make it up the death pole to fight the beast himself and save Earth realm?

Hopefully they at least tease Cesaro being able to get to that level. I REALLY wanted the Cesaro vs Brock match Davey Meltz said was happening months ago. Fucking liar.

I don't recall Cesaro vs Brock ever being on the cards. It was meant to be Bryan vs Brock.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Ultratech]

You guys are siding with Ventura on this?

Eh, I thought the whole thing was kinda stupid to begin with.

But I don't really care that much about it.

 

[jmdajr]

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