Giant Bomb #9 | More Dan Meets The Eye

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True, but I don't see how that's relevant considering Dan doesn't go farther than "This sucks and is for stupid people" either.
I was speaking more about Jeff, but part of the reason Dan is so enjoyable is because he's so dumb and sheltered about things. He gets his fair licks on the podcast of people calling him an idiot for his opinions and he just laughs it off. Other people were right when they were saying he's the Homer Simpson and heel of Giant Bomb. Context and persona matter a lot in comedy and humor.

I've only been exposed to Dan for the few weeks he's been at Giant Bomb but I've already learned that if you're taking Dan seriously, you shouldn't be.
You guys sure take your jobs as Dan's banana riders seriously.



Exactly.
Man, you really are bad at comedy.
 
I think you're just over sensitive to any criticism of Dan since that wasn't a joke, but a description of behavior.
Yeah, the guy telling you to stop taking things so seriously is obviously the over sensitive one. Not the one complaining that someone is making fun of a video game series or sport they like.
 
Man, Patrick seems legitimately pissed regarding the TR exclusivity debacle today on Bombin' in the AM. He's mainly pissed that MS lied to their faces and made him and other journalists look stupid by getting them to post stories saying the game is exclusive and then hinting its not completely exclusive the next day. That and now they have to question the word exclusivity everytime MS uses it now

I need to watch the archive pronto.
 
And you keep delivering constant pushback to any and all criticism of Dan. Why does it bother you so much that not everyone loves everything he says and does?

Clearly he's the one who is oversensitive.

He is the one who simply could not take me mocking Dan's unfunny and obnoxious "this thing sucks and is for stupid people" routine. So yeah, he's real sensitive.
 
And you keep delivering constant pushback to any and all criticism of Dan. Why does it bother you so much that not everyone loves everything he says and does?



He is the one who simply could not take me mocking Dan's unfunny and obnoxious "this thing sucks and is for stupid people" routine. So yeah, he's real sensitive.
Correcting your terrible attempt to over simply comedy to try and make a point of why something isn't funny isn't being sensitive. It's just pointing out that you have no idea what you're talking about. I have the ability to make those statements and not be touchy about it.
 
Correcting your terrible attempt to over simply comedy to try and make a point of why something isn't funny isn't being sensitive. It's just pointing out that you have no idea what you're talking about. I have the ability to make those statements and not be touchy about it.

You don't even understand the difference between comedy and mockery. It's no good trying to lecture people on a subject that you don't understand.
 
And you keep delivering constant pushback to any and all criticism of Dan. Why does it bother you so much that not everyone loves everything he says and does?

Because it's not criticism. Criticism is discussing the misguided experimentation Patrick did with his stories and headlines, or when Jeff maybe took a little too long cracking down on some of the uglier parts of the community.

What you're doing is whinging over someone gently ribbing some dumb gaming franchise or sport or cartoon.
 
Dan is fine. I find his silly statements endearing. Also, he has already pretty much said that his putting down of other things is a bit of an act.

Honestly, I don't see how anyone can get mad at Dan for shitting on something that they like when that has been something that almost everyone (ESPECIALLY Jeff and back in the day, Ryan) on Giant Bomb does on a pretty consistent bases. Hell, Jeff even doubles down on that stuff sometimes and really twists the knife. He probably just gets away with it because he's usually pretty hilarious about it.
 
You don't even understand the difference between comedy and mockery. It's no good trying to lecture people on a subject that you don't understand.
Mocking can be comedic. Ever heard of crowd work? Don Rickles? One of the greatest stand up comedians of all time whose entire bit was mocking people? Or Saturday Night Live? You know, that show that's been on for decades that constantly mocks popular culture?

The fact that you made that statement shows who here understands comedy and who doesn't.
 
Mocking can be comedic.

Can be, doesn't have to be.

The point of my post was to illustrate that Dan has not gone farther than "This thing sucks and is for stupid people", and I don't find that to be amusing or worthwhile. Not to give self- appointed comedy experts like you a good belly laugh.
 
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Guys, we should stop criticizing/defending Dan. Let's put that aside and all eat the best food ever at Taco Bell, then play bingo at a bar, drink a lot, and watch Star Wars at 2 in the morning. We're all friends here :)
 
Guys, we should stop criticizing/defending Dan. Let's all eat the best food ever at Taco Bell, then play bingo at a bar, drink a lot, and watch Star Wars at 2 in the morning. We're all friends here :)

I'm microwaving some hot dogs in a shoebox as we speak. I'm also trying to unironically enjoy wrestling.
 
I think the problem with Dan is that he isn't actually funny. He does wacky and inappropriate things and seems fun, I just don't actually find any of his content funny.

That said I don't dislike him, and his " I like being ignorant " public persona clearly has an audience.

His dad is funny as shit though.
 
I'm microwaving some hot dogs in a shoebox as we speak. I'm also trying to unironically enjoy wrestling.

If you're really interested in giving wrestling a shot, I strongly recommend the Japanese stuff over most of the American stuff. The in ring stuff tends to be way more fast paced and exciting in Japan.
 
Can I come over? We can play Yoshi's Island then watch the Terminator movies.

Sure! I'll hook up the SNES and Betamax to watch The Terminator.







fuck, I accidentally un-Danned it, didn't I?

If you're really interested in giving wrestling a shot, I strongly recommend the Japanese stuff over most of the American stuff. The in ring stuff tends to be way more fast paced and exciting in Japan.

I'm not, but thanks. I liked wrestling when I was a kid back in the 80s, but the modern product doesn't appeal to me. I'm doubly uninterested in watching a product that needs translation, but thanks for the suggestion.
 
Man, Patrick seems legitimately pissed regarding the TR exclusivity debacle today on Bombin' in the AM. He's mainly pissed that MS lied to their faces and made him and other journalists look stupid by getting them to post stories saying the game is exclusive and then hinting its not completely exclusive the next day. That and now they have to question the word exclusivity everytime MS uses it now
Understandable.
 
Giant Bomb community hazing ritual. Everyone there needs to get their licks. He'll be beloved again next week. No worries.

My money is on this conversation being something that keeps happening, just with new people hating on Dan because this time he dismissed something they liked.
 
Have we really been ripping into dan for 2-3 pages because he jokingly mocked anime and its fans?

You guys.

As well as football fans, tomb raider fans, walking dead game fans and probably loads more that don't come to mind immediately. The issue isn't that he dislikes things, the issue is that he goes out of his way to insult the fans of the things he doesn't like as dorks and stupid.
 
As well as football fans, tomb raider fans, walking dead game fans and probably loads more that don't come to mind immediately. The issue isn't that he dislikes things, the issue is that he goes out of his way to insult the fans of the things he doesn't like as dorks and stupid.

Exactly this. His Terminator opinions are complete blasphemy, but whatever. He presented that as his opinion. I disagree, but who the fuck cares. In the Akiba's Trip QL he, among the "Who likes this!?" comments, stressed that it was an objectively terrible game

"Not for me" is fine. "Not for me, therefore everyone this is for is wrong and stupid" makes you an ass.
 
As well as football fans, tomb raider fans, walking dead game fans and probably loads more that don't come to mind immediately. The issue isn't that he dislikes things, the issue is that he goes out of his way to insult the fans of the things he doesn't like as dorks and stupid.

Dan calling something dorky or stupid is not exactly insulting. He has referred to stuff he likes as both, he even said "I play with video games for a living, it doesn't get much more dorky than that." (paraphrasing). He rarely calls something dorky with a malicious intent.
 
Dan likes to troll. Taking any of it seriously is gonna give you guys heartburn.

Besides, MGS is a great anime series. He likes anime.
 
I... can't watch this new quicklook at work. Yikes.

Edit: Since when is Goldust's younger brother dressing like him?

Second Edit: Jimmy Hart looks the exact same that he did 30 years ago. Scary.
 
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