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[freenudemacusers]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

 

[-Deimos]

What is this thread?

 

[EchoChamber]

i can help if you want.

 

[Chums Knifeblade]

Maybe....just made you should fuck her, then play your video games?

Idunno call me crazy

 

[terrisus]

My wife keeps buggin me for sex
I just want to... I don't know, do pretty much anything else.

 

[Ultimadrago]

You're not terrisus.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

This has to be a troll thread.

It has to.

I'm dyin' over here.

 

[i_am_ben]

That's not your wife it's a bear.

 

[Link Man]

Feed her pizza?

 

[freenudemacusers]

My wife keeps buggin me for sex

wanna play some TESO?

 

[StoneHeart]

Just do it

 

[Dicer]

Take 5 minutes out of Skyrim/Ice Cream time and do yer wife...

 

[TheJLC]

Why not both? Tell her to come to you and do your business together while playing skyrim and eating ice cream.

 

[Chums Knifeblade]

My wife keeps buggin me for sex
I just want to... I don't know, do pretty much anything else.

You're not terrisus.

lol

 

[Aeriscloud]

Um... what?

 

[terrisus]

My wife keeps buggin me for sex
I just want to... I don't know, do pretty much anything else.

You're not terrisus.

Perfect sequence of posts there.

wanna play some TESO?

Nah, I can't do the monthy fee thing for a 2nd game (in addition to the MUD I play).
I'm waiting for EverQuest: Landmark.

 

[MattyG]

You want Skyrim and ice cream, and she wants sexy time?

Por que no los dos?

 

[womfalcs3]

Take 30 seconds out of Skyrim/Ice Cream time and do yer wife...

fixed.

 

[a Master Ninja]

There's a typo in the thread title, right? You meant "waifu"?

 

[Pinko Marx]

what mods you got breh?

 

[lush]

(non-verbal)

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

My wife keeps buggin me for sex
I just want to... I don't know, do pretty much anything else.

I. AM WILLING. TO SUB IN.

 

[karobit]

This is some grade-A Al Bundy shit right here.

 

[FallingEdge]

mac tag me in you saw what i can do irl

 

[platypotamus]

Great, now I feel like I play modded Skyrim tonight without all my Steam friends thinking I'm the OP.

 

[Scarphace]

Get a quickie in and go play your game, best of both worlds

 

[Dhx]

I. AM WILLING. TO SUB IN.

Tag this guy in for fucks sake. You surely won't mind.

 

[ffdgh]

Hmm...How about both?

 

[terrisus]

Get a quickie in and go play your game, best of both worlds

Nothing is ever quick =(

 

[zeromcd73]

Get her to cosplay as a succubus and then you might be more interest

 

[real_slime]

it's probably healthy to have a few topics in the realm of human relationships which aren't MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND IS MAKING ME MISERABLE or THIS GIRL LOOKED AT ME UHH AM I TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY HERE'S MY DISSERTATION ON THE SUBJECT

sounds like you've got it easy, friend. congratulations on your self-honour.

 

[Abstruse Moose]

Your wife wouldn't happen to be printed on a body pillow, would she?

 

[Ryaaan14]

I'd tell you to fuck her but you can't add ENB to sex, so.

 

[Huff]

no pic no proof

 

[speculawyer]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

Yeah, apparently.

 

[direct_quote]

Tag this guy in for fucks sake. You surely won't mind.

Can't tag the willing.

 

[CreepingFear]

Stealth bragging thread.

 

[Hyun Sai]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=876200&highlight=

Check this thread, OP, I'm sure they'll do male version. Think you can endure 10 more years ?

 

[Reg]

 

[Speevy]

Pour the ice cream on her butt, and let her wear one of those Dovahkin helmets.

This should solve your problem.

 

[Dicer]

fixed.

I was debating "2 minutes" but I was being nice...

 

[real_slime]

I'd tell you to fuck her but you can't add ENB to sex, so.

rookie alert

 

[TUSR]

fuck her and then come back to being a degen

 

[freenudemacusers]

There's a typo in the thread title, right? You meant "waifu"?

yuki-chan never bothers me for this kind of stuff

what mods you got breh?

civil war overhaul + deadly combat with a little falskarr on top breh

 

[acrid]

LOL Plot twist!

Wives are NEVER in the mood for sex!

 

[SmackDaddy]

shouldnt have married a gross chick

 

[PhantomHound]

Fuck and play, fuck and play.

 

[FUME5]

Buy her a sex robot.

 

[terrisus]

LOL Plot twist!

Wives are NEVER in the mood for sex!

If only.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

What