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[tanooki27]

tell her your dick fell off.

 

[threetri333]

Roleplay Skyrim

 

[Dragonborn]

Do it while playing your game. Skyrim doesn't require that much attention anyways. Have her feed you the ice cream as you do so. Problem solved.

 

[Dreadnought]

Why can't you do both?

 

[Taco_Human]

Tag me in.

 

[Douche McBaggins The 3rd]

If you don't pump her pussy soon, you gon be crying. You gon be singing "My girl got a girlfriend, but it's aight, long as I can be with her too. My girl got a girlfriend, but it's really not a problem, cause I'm gonna make it do what it do."

 

[Dice]

i can help if you want.

 

[Speevy]

I used to have sex like you until I took an M&M to the knee.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Had this issue earlier. I just wanted to read my comics and my gf was all over me.

Sometimes you have to take one for the team bruddah.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Do it while playing your game. Skyrim doesn't require that much attention anyways. Have her feed you the ice cream as you do so. Problem solved.

we tried this with oblivion back in the day and it really didn't work at all. kept messing up my kiting tactics. stealth was out the window.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Finger bang her.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Give her what she needs before she gives up and gets it from somewhere else?

 

[ShinRPGamer]

You could, you know, just do it. Unless you made a bet with someone to abstain having sex for whatever amount of time.

 

[SmackDaddy]

get her to give you a beedge while you play. That'll curb her lust, right?

Edit: seriously, find a reason to fuck your wife. Think about when you're 70 and your dick wont work

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Hold LT like in MVC3 and I'll jump in for you and take the "damage" while you in the background.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I thought this would be Terrisus

 

[Love Deterrence]

No worries, brah, I'll do all of the work for you. Enjoy your Skyrim!

 

[terrisus]

I thought this would be Terrisus

I try not to make threads overtly drawing to my strangeness.

At least I showed up fairly soon into this.

 

[cubicle47b]

Tell her you have a headache or feel bloated.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

cunnilingus while you play and when she's done ice cream for a job well done

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I'll go over and you can play the games. win/win

 

[G-Fex]

perhaps instead of sex offer her alternatives.

chewing gum, perhaps some trail mix.

 

[acrid]

Tell her you have a headache or feel bloated.

I see you too are married.

 

[FLEABttn]

Stealth bragging thread.

Yeah seriously.

 

[HylianTom]

Do it while playing your game. Skyrim doesn't require that much attention anyways. Have her feed you the ice cream as you do so. Problem solved.

Bingo! You can explore her labyrinthian while you're exploring Labyrinthian.

 

[Transhuman]

Finger bang her.

 

[ZeroRay]

Invite one of your BBC friends over.

 

[Turin]

This thread....

I try not to make threads overtly drawing to my strangeness.

At least I showed up fairly soon into this.

You asexual?

 

[hateradio]

You have a wife?

I try not to make threads overtly drawing to my strangeness.

At least I showed up fairly soon into this.

I'm most certain GAF is attuned to your strangeness.

 

[Plywood]

Mod the game all you want it'll still play like shit.

 

[Turin]

perhaps instead of sex offer her alternatives.

chewing gum, perhaps some trail mix.

M&M's

 

[Dragonborn]

we tried this with oblivion back in the day and it really didn't work at all. kept messing up my kiting tactics. stealth was out the window.

Hmm, quite the predicament then. Have you considered doing it while she plays. You can watch her play and use your free hand to eat your ice cream.

 

[Plywood]

perhaps instead of sex offer her alternatives.

chewing gum, perhaps some trail mix.

u gaev me a giggl m8

 

[terrisus]

You asexual?

Not specifically. I mean, I love snuggling and hugging, kissing's alright at times, and it's not that sex is bad or anything, just takes far too long and there are other things I would rather be doing.

I'm most certain GAF is attuned to your strangeness.

Indeed. So no need for me to create threads specifically drawing further attention to it.

 

[demon]

congrats on the skyrim

 

[Dicer]

Not specifically. I mean, I love snuggling and hugging, kissing's alright at times, and it's not that sex is bad or anything, just takes far too long and there are other things I would rather be doing.




Indeed. So no need for me to create threads specifically drawing further attention to it.

Then the sex is NOT good...

 

[RevoDS]

Be careful if you say no, she might start making spreadsheets.

 

[ohlawd]

real talk, what are you gonna do when your wife leaves you for refusing sex?

stop being so selfish

not aimed at mac, ilu breh

 

[Technosteve]

Just put up a poster of Rick Owens in your bedroom, and do it for rick.

 

[Ganhyun]

Perhaps your wife should be more important than a game?

 

[FallingEdge]

be more like your hero aka me

no more drinks, only love

you still have to save the bartender in lv

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

When the women get bored, the sharks come out.

 

[Monocle]

I feel you bro. Women are complicated and demanding creatures. What you need to do is establish dominance. Make sure you never break eye contact while your wife is in the room. This might require you to maneuver into some creative positions, such as belly up on the coffee table with your head poking up from under her newspaper. Trust me, it will be worth the effort. Once she's docile and submissive you'll have no trouble setting the terms of your bedroom relations.

Best of luck champ, I believe in you.

 

[thefit]

Toss the ice cream on her pussy and eat it there. 2 stones with one bird or whatever.

 

[Turin]

Not specifically. I mean, I love snuggling and hugging, kissing's alright at times, and it's not that sex is bad or anything, just takes far too long and there are other things I would rather be doing.

I hear ya. I probably like it more than you do but there are other things I enjoy more.

 

[terrisus]

real talk, what are you gonna do when your wife leaves you for refusing sex?

stop being so selfish

not aimed at mac, ilu breh

There's more to a good relationship than sex.

 

[Dragonborn]

Toss the ice cream on her pussy and eat it there. 2 stones with one bird or whatever.

But what about his game?

 

[HuskerDutheDu]

I'm so sorry.

 

[Monocle]

Toss the ice cream on her pussy and eat it there. 2 stones with one bird or whatever.

Smart play my man.

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Drink it'll solve everything