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[hateradio]

Toss the ice cream on her pussy and eat it there. 2 stones with one bird or whatever.

One frozen vagina, coming right up!

 

[Novocaine]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

Easy. Rock her world so hard you put her to sleep. Then go play Skyrim.

 

[tanooki27]

take a little puff before penetration. does wonders.

 

[overcast]

How is this working? Is she just saying "Mac, lets have sexual intercourse?"

Or is she attempting to get you going while you have an ice cream spoon in one hand and a controller in the other?

 

[The_Reckoning]

edit: worthless thread.

 

[JC Lately]

Easy. Rock her world so hard you put her to sleep. Then go play Skyrim.

That's what I do! Never fails.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Go on craigslist. Outsource it

 

[Casimir]

i just want to play some modded skyrim and eat ice cream. maybe with some smashed up m&ms. you know, just chill. nothing complex or messy.

what should i do? I can't make a poll unfortunately.

Say you have a headache and/or aren't in the mood.

 

[SteveWinwood]

remember that time when we were going to rock seattles socks off and then you abandoned arab and i

 

[terrisus]

Say you have a headache and/or aren't in the mood.

That only works so many times, unfortunately.

 

[freenudemacusers]

How is this working? Is she just saying "Mac, lets have sexual intercourse?"

Or is she attempting to get you going while you have an ice cream spoon in one hand and a controller in the other?

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

 

[richiek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtADjU4UH4

 

[Monocle]

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

Maybe I'm just parched (what's new?) but that's kind of hot.

 

[The Lamp]

People complaining about having too much sex available to them. Really, I'm playing the worlds smallest violin lol.

 

[G-Fex]

Have you tried monopoly or Parcheesi?

Wholesome fun you know.

 

[tapedeck]

Hey GAF I just chose a BJ over Mario Kart 8. Figured everyone should know.

 

[Booshka]

tell your wife you don't love her and would rather play video games and eat food rather than be intimate with her.

report back with results.

 

[terrisus]

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

That's pretty tame if that's the extent of it.

 

[thefit]

Nike riding probably means shes gonna go fuck some black dudes. They like nike a lot u know.

 

[overcast]

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

MAAAN. She's offering to do the work breh, done and done. 15 minutes, then back to Skyrim and GAF.

 

[terrisus]

MAAAN. She's offering to do the work breh, done and done. 15 minutes, then back to Skyrim and GAF.

15 minutes, I wish.

 

[May16]

Does this relationship-age thread fall under the WhiteMan rule that pics shall be provided, or a ban will be?

 

[JC Lately]

At the risk of sounding like a dick, OP: Nut up and go perform your husbandly duties. Skyrim will be there later, and she'll be too satisfied to bug you about it later. When compared to the (justified!) hostility you can expect if you opt to play a game over having sex with her, it the only smart move.

 

[Booshka]

15 minutes, I wish.

1.5 minutes.

 

[Lerozz]

You converse via iMessage/text message in your home ? That's something new, I guess.

 

[terrisus]

1.5 minutes.

Man, that would be a dream come true.

 

[overcast]

15 minutes, I wish.

I considered potential foreplay and what not.

 

[hateradio]

'nike' is supposed to be 'bike' i think, as we have an exercise bike downstairs by our bedroom, but i'm not 100%. the blurred part is my name ofc.

I'd prefer some ░░▒▓▓riding, too.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You converse via iMessage/text message in your home ? That's something new, I guess.

well i'm certainly not going to yell and risk waking the children.

 

[MacH1nation]

WTF is this BS? I wish my wife would bug me for sex. Filing under stealth brag and nothing more.

 

[Lerozz]

well i'm certainly not going to yell and risk waking the children.

There is your excuse then.

"Babe, the kids are asleep."

 

[MikeDown]

whynotboth.gif

 

[Mighty Chin]

Based on OP, you are a fucking idiot.

 

[The_Reckoning]

You converse via iMessage/text message in your home ? That's something new, I guess.

WTF is this BS? I wish my wife would bug me for sex. Filing under stealth brag and nothing more.

There is your excuse then.

"Babe, the kids are asleep."

Just some BS brag/whine thread. Grats on being married OP


edit: had to add this

Based on OP, you are a fucking idiot.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Stealth bragging thread.

As stealth as a zeppelin

 

[Pryce]

"Help GAF. My wife wants to fuck me and I literally want to do ANYTHING else. How do I get out of it?".

 

[grap3fruitman]

"This is the worst!" said the OP.

 

[Lerozz]

Going by the time stamps, you wasted now a good hour with this thread, FNMU.

Could have done the deed and put some precious time into Skyrim. You suck.

@The_Reckoning: I figured.

 

[terrisus]

I considered potential foreplay and what not.

Darn, if that's included, we're probably looking at an hour and a half or more.

 

[Servbot24]

I had this problem with my last gf. Sex is fun and all but it's certainly overrated and sometimes you have shit you'd rather do.

Of course I was always a gentleman and obliged, only takes 10-30 minutes out of your day anyways.

Edit: Fuck foreplay though, that's only for after nights out

 

[LowParry]

Yo, what the fuck OP. You pull that goddamn man card out and you go and fuck your wife man. Then come back and play games. And have some cake. With some milk. And sprinkles.

 

[cafemomo]

What would Descartes do?

 

[Chance Hale]

"Help GAF. My wife wants to fuck me and I literally want to do ANYTHING else. How do I get out of it?".

Call in the help

 

[FZZ]

My waifu keeps buggin me for sex

Guess she's not as pure as I thought

 

[block tower]

this thread is sad..

 

[MacH1nation]

Of course I was always a gentleman and obliged, only takes 10-30 minutes out of your day anyways.

This is where I'm coming from. Unless you're whiskey drunk or just ate a whole bucket of chicken, it's only 10-30 mins out of your day. Hell I've spent hours looking for good jack-off material, what's 10 mins for the real deal?

 

[Chance Hale]

My waifu keeps buggin me for sex

Guess she's not as pure as I thought

1000 years is a long time to wait.

 

[G-Fex]

According to urban legend a get out of sex free card exists, perhaps you should try seeking one out. I recommend 7-11

 

[Extollere]

It's SO easy when your wife OFFERS. It usually means no foreplay or messing around. Smash that shit and get back to yer chinese cartoons or whatever. Take it from someone who's been in this dawg.

 

[HTupolev]

What would Descartes do?

Well, Descartes' wife didn't exist.

(But he still had sex.)