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[Silexx]

First of all, it is not sex, you must not call it that. It is making love. There is a secret to it, and I am going to tell it to you now.

You must withhold stimulation. Enter her only slightly, then withdraw. Wait until she is mad with desire, begging you to penetrate. Then, then a bit more.. but withdraw again. Then you must wait and withhold until she demands it, and even then you give her nothing! Then all you have to do is touch her and she will explode.

And that my son is the art of making love.

Blame space is Louis CK's dad confirmed.

 

[Jabraham]

Yeah, I kinda figured it would be that. Are polls so sacred that lowly juniors shouldn't have the privilege of voting on them? Well, I will cast my vote in writing:

Agree to have sex with your wife but only if she roleplays as a Whiterun guard, wears a guard helmet, and calls you Dragonborn while you fus roh da that poose.

I voted.

 

[terrisus]

If you don't want to have sex with her why did you marry her?

Because there are more reasons to be with someone than just sex.

If this is a serious thread.

Why can't no mean no? What is with all the pressure to do it. Not wanting to have sex and being pressured into it is bad.

Sure, no means no.
But, having to live with a miserable spouse isn't a good thing.

Marriage is about making compromises.

 

[terrisus]

Skyrim sucks play Arcanum instead.

Or go with the superior Icewind Dale.

 

[GeekyDad]

what should i do?

Write down in a diary the thoughts you're having about all this, so that 10-15 years from now when she loses this desire you can laugh at yourself for being such a complete dumb ass for turning down sex. Once the change comes, buddy, you're fucked!

Put that god damn controller down and go thank your wife for even wanting to have sex with your sorry ass. Then apologize to God for the lame thoughts you've been having about Skyrim over sex.

Geez...some guys.

 

[terrisus]

Once the change comes, buddy, you're fucked!

Or not >.>

 

[Solideliquid]

😂

 

[Syf]

I vote skyrim cosplay. As the Jarl of Windhelm

 

[mugurumakensei]

Or go with the superior Icewind Dale.

Personally, I have sworn off sex and masturbation until pillars of eternity launches and I have beaten it.

 

[Levi]

My wife bugs me for sex... And then I have sex with her.

"Problem" solved.

 

[Log4Girlz]

This is one of those honey pot threads right

I'm waiting for the boondoggling.

 

[Kamina]

I vote skyrim cosplay. As the Jarl of Windhelm

So he can 'shout' her legs apart?

Maybe a better cosplay would be one of the Al'kir warriors and their curved 'swords'...

 

[Imp the Dimp]

i'll lend a hand just pm me

 

[strafer]

what's the matter...someone stole your sweetroll?

 

[jaydogg691]

I had not interest in this thread until I saw the poll. There you go OP, you got my vote.

 

[Onion_Relish]

I have the exact opposite problem of OP. Some guys have all the luck.

 

[CitrusStorm]

Guess it depends on the type of ice cream. That can make all the difference.