Uh Brady married Gisele in 2009, update your fucking image!
Do you want us to talk about all the rings Brady needs?
Uh Brady married Gisele in 2009, update your fucking image!
I keep looking at my Twitter page and I think Im becoming a Brewers fan.
I keep looking at my Twitter page and I think Im becoming a Brewers fan.
Do you want us to talk about all the rings Brady needs?
Do you want us to talk about all the rings Brady needs?
Well we know he has no need for a cock ring.
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Go Texans.
Why did you stop making your making OPs?!
Watts contract.....your thoughts?
Watts contract.....your thoughts?
He just wanted to get paidHe's going to regret his loyalty the same way Andre Johnson did his.
He's going to regret his loyalty the same way Andre Johnson did his.
You have cats, same difference.New girl has kids, time to bail
You have cats, same difference.
Oh and fuck the 93 Bills
Yeah, kids show more love.not even a little
You are soooo cut. Trading you to Browns GAF.
Enjoy BG and Kave
New girl has kids, time to bail
New girl has kids, time to bail
Should have drafted me. I said it from the start.
You'd think he'd appreciate my honesty given how everyone else drinks the kool-aid. Also, in hindsight, I wish my response would have been, "Should have spent that money signing Vince Young finally."
The only way the world is getting more Dolphins fans is if they are young and impressionable. Just sayin', chris!
Women with kids are great, they have little time so all they wanna do is fuck. Just make sure you strap up and pull out before you bust.
Taking care of her kids isn't a package deal unless you make it one.
This. I still have nightmares about 2011Don't. It's awful.
Worst pick everNarag: Worst No.1 Pick since Jamarcus Russell.
Yay or Nay?
Because you touch yourself at night.Why did you stop making OPs?!
@AdamSchefter
Cowboys plan to bring Michael Sam to Dallas for a physical Wednesday, per team source. If all goes well, Sam will be a Cowboy.
Because you touch yourself at night.
No, it's really because I don't have the time anymore. If it's not getting me laid or making me money, I don't have time for it. Just like Papa Eznark taught me!
Thought this was one of the more logical destinations once he got cut. We're talking about a defense that is starting Rolando McClain. In 2014.
Fight meGata will share his crack-addled prostitutes with you if you return to making OPs
I saw a thing about people wanting to know how to cook a proper steak. Say no more! Here is the fool proof way to a perfect steak.
Things you need :
- Steak
- Ketchup
- Any pan
- 1 stick of butter.
- 1 cold plate (stored in the fridge)
If you wanna make a meal out of it, buy some rice.
1. Leave the steak in the fridge as long as possible before you prepare it. You don't want it to be at room temperature when you bake it.
2. Butter your pan (the more butter the better) and put it on a really low fire. Add the steak immediately to the cold pan. Slow and steady wins the race. Make sure you don't use any seasoning at any point.
3. If the meat starts to color a little bit, turn the heat on full whack and press on the meat as hard as you can. Get all the juices out of that baby.
4. If it's smoking then it's time to flip the steak. Leave it on the fire untill you're sure that it's well done, if you're not sure then put a lid on your pan for a couple of minutes.
5. Grab the plate out of the fridge, cover the entire thing in ketchup and then place the meat in the centre.
6. Enjoy
For rice recipes, please PM my culinary partner Spin.
I saw a thing about people wanting to know how to cook a proper steak. Say no more! Here is the fool proof way to a perfect steak.
Things you need :
- Steak
- Ketchup
- Any pan
- 1 stick of butter.
- 1 cold plate (stored in the fridge)
If you wanna make a meal out of it, buy some rice.
1. Leave the steak in the fridge as long as possible before you prepare it. You don't want it to be at room temperature when you bake it.
2. Butter your pan (the more butter the better) and put it on a really low fire. Add the steak immediately to the cold pan. Slow and steady wins the race. Make sure you don't use any seasoning at any point.
3. If the meat starts to color a little bit, turn the heat on full whack and press on the meat as hard as you can. Get all the juices out of that baby.
4. If it's smoking then it's time to flip the steak. Leave it on the fire untill you're sure that it's well done, if you're not sure then put a lid on your pan for a couple of minutes.
5. Grab the plate out of the fridge, cover the entire thing in ketchup and then place the meat in the centre.
6. Enjoy
For rice recipes, please PM my culinary partner Spin.
Dutch I hooked up with an ex on Sunday night after both agreeing this was just a physical thing. I thought you should know that I went against my advice to you about a similar thing you were going through.
This household will not support you any longer. You have 30 minutes to leave or I'm calling the police.I saw a thing about people wanting to know how to cook a proper steak. Say no more! Here is the fool proof way to a perfect steak.
Things you need :
- Steak
- Ketchup
- Any pan
- 1 stick of butter.
- 1 cold plate (stored in the fridge)
If you wanna make a meal out of it, buy some rice.
1. Leave the steak in the fridge as long as possible before you prepare it. You don't want it to be at room temperature when you bake it.
2. Butter your pan (the more butter the better) and put it on a really low fire. Add the steak immediately to the cold pan. Slow and steady wins the race. Make sure you don't use any seasoning at any point.
3. If the meat starts to color a little bit, turn the heat on full whack and press on the meat as hard as you can. Get all the juices out of that baby.
4. If it's smoking then it's time to flip the steak. Leave it on the fire untill you're sure that it's well done, if you're not sure then put a lid on your pan for a couple of minutes.
5. Grab the plate out of the fridge, cover the entire thing in ketchup and then place the meat in the centre.
6. Enjoy
For rice recipes, please PM my culinary partner Spin.
Don't worry friend, I ignored your advice completely as well. I have no idea what I'm doing.
Goddamnit you people.
Football starts in two days and you're still posting this fuckery for Tebow's sake
Fight me
Goddamnit you people.
Football starts in two days and you're still posting this fuckery for Tebow's sake
Still makes me laugh hard![]()
That right there is a meal fit for a king