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[The Atticus]

PM me bbz x

 

[Kikarian]

The few I've ordered before are superb. Haven't noticed a difference between them and the real thing. I don't give a FUCK hicky baby. I'm all about dat criminal life.

At least it's not going to the Glazers amirite

 

[Tc91]

Fake shirts. Disgraceful.

£72 from the megastore or whatever it is, or £12 from Rong Xu.

 

[Broder Salsa]

m8 I live in london you think I've got the disposable income to fritter away on vergini wristwatches

You live at home you bitch

 

[Hixx]

Imagine meeting Rhubarb and asking him to sign your fake shirt and he goes "Nathan bredren what is dis ting. Fake? You goomba, get outta here you bumbaclot"

What would you do

 

[Lana Del Rey]

|OT5|

Normal legit banter

Or

Don't hit me with statistics

 

[Kurt Angle]

angel of mary wrecked germany

but how come he shite for united? #vanGaalOut

 

[inky]

All shirt sales directly help support your favorite club's transfer budget. Even one shirt can make the difference.

If you wonder why Arsene went for Welbz instead of, I don't know, Mandzukic, there's your answer m88.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

|OT5| Spending 200 million to finish 5th

 

[Salazar]

@_nachomonreal: Watching a very good film, The Notebook.

It's like we're parents sending Welbz to daycare, and through the window we can see children trying to digest jenga blocks.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Mr Cola]

All shirt sales directly help support your favorite club's transfer budget. Even one shirt can make the difference.

If you wonder why Arsene went for Welbz instead of, I don't know, Mandzukic, there's your answer m88.

Who will pay for Falcao if not the fans?

 

[Scum]

|OT5|

Normal legit banter

Or

Don't hit me with statistics

 

[Hixx]

The Wealdstone Raider.

Still amazing. Double hard geezer.

 

[Elchele]

Mario Gomez. What a legend

Jupp Heynckes deserves an award for reaching a CL final with him as our main striker.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The Wealdstone Raider.

Still amazing. Double hard geezer.

The people in this video are so English, they probably shit baked beans.

 

[The Atticus]

Oi

PM me pls x

I need my Rumbo Number Nine

EDIT: Thank YOU TC <3

 

[Kikarian]

The Wealdstone Raider.

Still amazing. Double hard geezer.

Let's avvvv it

 

[Tc91]

Oi

PM me pls x

I need my Rumbo Number Nine

PM'd you and Wilbz

 

[Elchele]

I'm watching Honduras vs Belize

somebody stop me pls

 

[Wilbur]

You live at home you bitch

you think it's cheap to feed dean and lloyd

neither of them like eggs and vegetables

Imagine meeting Rhubarb and asking him to sign your fake shirt and he goes "Nathan bredren what is dis ting. Fake? You goomba, get outta here you bumbaclot"

What would you do

I would say "for the very low price of 59.99 you want to lend me i can buy a real one. go on radamaeleezus, you earn more than angola's annual gdp in a week"

It's like we're parents sending Welbz to daycare, and through the window we can see children trying to digest jenga blocks.

:lol

 

[Kurt Angle]

why is this guy so weird

 

[Broder Salsa]

you think it's cheap to feed dean and lloyd

neither of them like eggs and vegetables

How many times do I have to tell you? Lloyd will have the perfect life with me, in my little quiet mountain town. I can bring him:

Stability
Emotional support
Fifa skills


and probably much more.

 

[The Atticus]

...

I've just realised how repugnant our kit is

Oh dear

Falcao can pull it off, not sure if I can.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

No but honestly

Wearing fake gear

m8s

self respect

72 pounds is RM377 here.

Please understand.

 

[Wilbur]

How many times do I have to tell you? Lloyd will have the perfect life with me, in my little quiet mountain town. I can bring him:

Stability
Emotional support
Fifa skills


and probably much more.

Imagine him waking up

They play the Wolfman music that features in the tinker tailor soldier spy trailer

Lloyd is chained up in a cardboard box

It opens up

The lights reflecting off the Kongeå river blind him momentarily

And there you are

Your voice

Your musk

Your green man costume

 

[Hixx]

Wooden's FIFA skills:

Badly timed sliding tackles (or brilliantly timed if you like red cards)
LB + Y balls every. single. time.
Even on freekicks, I didn't know it was possible

His legit talent is making faces though. Amazing. A true pioneer of FIFA art.

72 pounds is RM377 here.

Please understand.

Would you download a car m8

 

[Wilbur]

what the fuck is lb and y

l1 and triangle?

 

[figadapaura]

What a face.

 

[Hixx]

what the fuck is lb and y

l1 and triangle?

Dualshock peasant

 

[Wilbur]

I would do anything to see Phil Jones' face in the throes of orgasm

 

[The Atticus]

what the fuck is lb and y

l1 and triangle?

Is it 'O' or 'Circle'?

 

[Wilbur]

Is it 'O' or 'Circle'?

Circle m8

Although I say X and not cross

Is that okay?

 

[valeo]

No but honestly

Wearing fake gear

m8s

self respect

Real fans aren't decked out in shitty merchandise m8

 

[figadapaura]

Is it 'O' or 'Circle'?

Circle.

 

[Phlebas]

I would do anything to see Phil Jones' face in the throes of orgasm

 

[Broder Salsa]

Imagine him waking up

They play the Wolfman music that features in the tinker tailor soldier spy trailer

Lloyd is chained up in a cardboard box

It opens up

The lights reflecting off the Kongeå river blind him momentarily

And there you are

Your voice

Your musk

Your green man costume

I will allow him to stay, if you can get Claire to wear a green man costume.

Wooden's FIFA skills:

Badly timed sliding tackles (or brilliantly timed if you like red cards)
LB + Y balls every. single. time.
Even on freekicks, I didn't know it was possible

His legit talent is making faces though. Amazing. A true pioneer of FIFA art.

Why do I make those balls Hicky?! WHY?! You are forgetting to tell them because EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SHIT IN FRONT OF ME are making the same run, through the middle, often throwing each other to the ground in their fight to make the run. Invid, Kyoufu, Quiche, you... All of you, you are there.


I do what I need to do and I give everything for the club. I don't mind becoming the villain with my third red card in a row, why don't I mind that? Because I care about the club.

 

[Hixx]

Real fans aren't decked out in shitty merchandise m8

Real fans attend games

Bring back Juan Pablo

 

[Mr Cola]

I should do a fifa skills thing for the Clubs OT next year

 

[Wilbur]

Rooney is only nine goals away from being England's top goalscorer of all time

And 33 away from the United record

someone assassinate him

 

[Wilbur]

Every post Emil makes I automatically read in his voice and they make me giggle

 

[Hixx]

I can't remember how Wooden used to pronounce Quiche but I remember it being fucking hilarious.

 

[Mr Cola]

It has dawned on me im going to have to write some sort of profile on Kyoufu

But I have literally nothing interesting to say other than "Kyoufu has no attention span, is not a team player, has fought with everyone in the club, vocally, during games, usually when we are losing, has at two times been asked to leave and come back."

 

[The Atticus]

It's confusing to say Cross when I use Cross to shoot.
Oh wait
That's the Xbox controller.
But wait
It doesn't matter

I say X anyway.

 

[Oersted]

Rooney is only nine goals away from being England's top goalscorer of all time

And 33 away from the United record

someone assassinate him

He is on it

 

[Wilbur]

He's been asked to leave hahahahaha

 

[figadapaura]

Rooney is only nine goals away from being England's top goalscorer of all time

And 33 away from the United record

someone assassinate him

Can't wait to see his statue.

 

[Scum]

Rooney is only nine goals away from being England's top goalscorer of all time

And 33 away from the United record

someone assassinate him

D:

 

[Hixx]

"Kyoufu is our resident right winger in more ways than one. We put him there so he's out of the way but also because of his views on race. He hates everyone, including himself (he once referred to himself as "a terrorist")."

 

[Broder Salsa]

I can't remember how Wooden used to pronounce Quiche but I remember it being fucking hilarious.

m8, at least I know the difference between me & my.

He's been asked to leave hahahahaha

I'm always with Kyoufu to be fair, except that one time with the fuck back to India comment, that was a bit over the top.

Cola and Quiche really knows how to fight with Kyoufu though... and Hixx too, but that usually has something to do with real life football.