CFB Week 3: The playoffs really did make the regular season pointless.

Blah blah trucks, God, troops, trucks, dogs, trucks, drink, trucks

If you are a male country artist, you sing about:

Redneck party anthem
How great your life is with your special sweetheart
Reminisce about your youth where you drank and raised hell
How "country" something is and outsiders just don't understand (but women outsiders all want to)

If you are a female county artist (and lucky enough to get on the radio) you sing about

Revenge on your two timing boyfriend
How you were once a naive little girl but you're all grown up now
Touching ode to dead or aging family member
Redneck party anthem
 
If you are a male country artist, you sing about:

Redneck party anthem
How great your life is with your special sweetheart
Reminisce about your youth where you drank and raised hell
How "country" something is and outsiders just don't understand (but women outsiders all want to)

If you are a female county artist (and lucky enough to get on the radio) you sing about

Revenge on your two timing boyfriend
How you were once a naive little girl but you're all grown up now
Touching ode to dead or aging family member
Redneck party anthem
That Parks and Rec parody is so hilariously spot on.
 
Dear God, please don't let us lose to KU and make Charlie Weiss look like a competent coach. Duke football is supposed to be doing real football things now.
 
Georgia Tech should still get the death penalty for this pathetic showing.


Tough loss for Ga Southern in front of their home crowd.
 
One score game. Not feeling good at all. Carden needs to buck the fuck up and do something.

What the hell was that read?
 
We've had a lot of thunderstormy weather around SC the past day, hopefully it blows over :/
 
Despite our best efforts to lose (4-1 turnover deficit, punt return TD given up, blocked FG)....

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