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[CrazyDude]

Just went to the bathroom the other day and this guy taking a shit just leaves without washing his hands. Why are people so lazy about washing their shit covered hands?

 

[strafer]

how do you know he was taking a shit? did you listen?

 

[terrisus]

What I've learned from GAF threads:
Some people are ****ing disgusting.

Also, in before the "There are more germs on the faucet than on my genitals/butt"
I don't care about germs - I don't want your genitals/butt all over me, thanks.

 

[Slayer-33]

how do you know he was taking a shit? did you listen?

Fecal odors

 

[Wendler]

Surprise, surprise. People aren't washing their hands after they've taken a huge shit.

It's like 70% of the world population, me included and I am sure over half of GAF, too.

 

[John Kowalski]

I bet they don't keep their chocolates in the fridge either, the sinners.

 

[AkuMifune]

I've seen people just walk out of a stall and leave the bathroom before.

I just tell myself they must have a private sink in their office. Please god they have a private sink.

 

[Surface of Me]

I didn't shit all over my hands. Poop particles are already all around you, there is no resisting.

 

[Verano]

Read the title as "what is with white people who don't..."
My dyslexia is kicking in too early now @_@


Anyways...some dudes don't wash their hands after taking a piss....

 

[anarckitty]

That is so gross. Sometimes I wish I could follow the people out of the bathroom to chastise them for being disgusting human beings.

 

[MrToughPants]

I wonder how many of them eat ass on a regular basis and don't rinse their mouths after, there must be a correlation.

 

[-Horizon-]

That's gross. Always wash your hands folks.

 

[statham]

Do the polite thing and wash them for him.

 

[Clockwork5]

Take comfort in the fact that they wont live as long and be sick more often than hygenic people.

 

[massoluk]

The pizza is not going to bake itself, his daughter and her boyfriend were starving.

Spoiler

way too obscure, may be.

 

[Carlius]

i like to take a shit, smear my hands in it, smell them, then wash them...what can i do?

 

[Shadybiz]

Well if you don't wipe, then you don't have to wash your hands: right?? ..ewww.

 

[Clockwork5]

The pizza is not going to bake itself, his daughter and her boyfriend were starving.

Spoiler

way too obscure, may be.

Lol wrong thread? Funnier in this one anyway.

 

[TheOohChild]

I only wash my hands after public shits and only due to social pressure. I don't mind walking around with shit hands.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

I find it repugnant when people do that.

 

[MrToughPants]

Take comfort in the fact that they wont live as long and be sick more often than hygenic people.

Not to play devil's advocate buuut maybe they have a superior immune system, like people who eat their boogers.

 

[Loomba]

I only wash my hands after public shits and only due to social pressure. I don't mind walking around with shit hands.

You touch surfaces and come into contact with other people dude.

 

[Dyno]

The worst bathroom hygene/etiquette I ever saw was at a Comicon. There was this motherfucker who went into a bathroom stall while eating a double scoop ice cream cone. What the fuck was that pan dripping thinking?!?

 

[Impeccable]

You're supposed to wash your hands after going to the bathroom?

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

I haven't seen that but I see people pissing and walking out at bars at least once a week. I want to follow them back to their friends or date or whatever and be like, "That dude just touched his dick and didn't wash his hands." I mean, fuck, at least run them under some water and pretend.

 

[gutter_trash]

 

[massoluk]

Lol wrong thread? Funnier in this one anyway.

Nope, right thread. I knew it was too obscure.

MY MAN!

 

[Clockwork5]

Not to play devil's advocate buuut maybe they have a superior immune system, like people who eat their boogers.

Oh damn...

/splahes hands in nearest toilet.

 

[GulAtiCa]

People that don't wash their hands after going the bathroom are disgusting.

 

[studyguy]

I don't have time to wash my hands while I'm pooping. I'm too busy doing other things on the little table.

 

[lordfroakie]

I've seen worse: people leaving shit stained toilet paper in the trash

 

[badblue]

Just went to the bathroom the other day and this guy taking a shit just leaves without washing his hands. Why are people so lazy about washing their shit covered hands?

When you go into a bathroom, and smell the biscuits, keep in mind that smells are really just partials of the whole.
You've just inhaled his poop and your worried about him washing his hands?

 

[Clockwork5]

Nope, right thread. I knew it was too obscure.

Over my head, at least. Though it was meant for the two sentence horror story thread.

 

[davepoobond]

people also don't wash hands after taking a piss.


wtf is wrong with everyone

 

[Nikodemos]

This thread...

splatoon_barf.png

 

[God Dayumm]

Ugh that is my brother. He says he washes his hands before shitting to avoid infections on his ass but he doesn't wash afterwards.

 

[gutter_trash]

some guys at work here don't wash their hands, I remember each one of them and vowed to never ever shake their hands or touch them...

 

[Clockwork5]

Ugh that is my brother. He says he washes his hands before shitting to avoid infections on his ass but he doesn't wash afterwards.

I can't even....

 

[NaturalHigh]

I just took a shit at my house and didn't wash my hands. Now these words have fecal matter ALL over them, OP. Mmmmmmm.

But I do wash my hands after public shits.

 

[impetuous_silly]

Does the disgust come from a religious upbringing? e.g. "cleanliness is close to godliness"
I mean, it's really not that bad, and frankly, irrational to be so disgusted about this.

 

[God Dayumm]

I can't even....

I wanted to punch him when he said that. I want to punch him now

 

[TheOohChild]

You touch surfaces and come into contact with other people dude.

and some of them probably have giardia now

 

[Emperor Bohe]

Man I'm a germophobe. if I find anyone that i know does this than I am cutting it loose, real talk

 

[joelseph]

Gaf time is marked by hand washing and tipping threads.

 

[Protein]

I wiped extra good, don't think I got any fecal particles on my hands.

 

[SkeptiMism]

Yeah I kind of understood when people did it at the army because there were some people who really weren't that smart (but it was disgusting nevertheless of course), but when I see people doing it at my university, I'm just baffled.

Does the disgust come from a religious upbringing? e.g. "cleanliness is close to godliness"
I mean, it's really not that bad, and frankly, irrational to be so disgusted about this.

I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but no, it's really not.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

The worst is when the exit door has a handle and you see them put their shitty shit hands on it and then you gotta open the door next.

 

[LordAzrael]

I enjoy spreading my essence. What is wrong with that?

 

[terrisus]

The worst is when the exit door has a handle and you see them put their shitty shit hands on it and then you gotta open the door next.

That's why you open the door with a paper towel that you got after washing your hands (and used to turn off the faucet as well).

Generally there's a trash can by the door to toss it into on your way out.
And, if there's not... Maybe they'll get the idea and put one there.

 

[Cragvis]

maybe he poops in his office, and goes to the toilet to actually get work done?