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What is it with people who take a shit and not wash their hands?

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I only wash my hands after public shits and only due to social pressure. I don't mind walking around with shit hands.

Yep. And I often fake it in public if I know no one is actually close enough to see. I just turn the water on and splash it around for a little bit with a single finger then grab a towel or use the drier.
 

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
Does the disgust come from a religious upbringing? e.g. "cleanliness is close to godliness"
I mean, it's really not that bad, and frankly, irrational to be so disgusted about this.

here, let me take a shit and not wash my hands.

wanna shake my hand? i think there's some piss sprinkle and shit on my hand that i forgot to clean off.

in fact, you can even lick my hand.


nothing religious about it, bro.
 

Carbonox

Member
What if you accidentally got a piece of poo on your hands, you walk out without washing your hands, pick your nose cos you felt a shard and then eat a bagel straight afterwards?
 
Not really surprised by the responses in this thread. It's why a lot of diseases spread so easily, so many people are filthy animals. Doesn't matter if they're sick or if they have just been to the toilet, washing their hands or attending basic hygiene is just too much.

Yep. And I often fake it in public if I know no one is actually close enough to see. I just turn the water on and splash it around for a little bit with a single finger then grab a towel or use the drier.

See i can at least understand the people who walk straight out because they're too lazy to wash their hands. In this case though you're still taking the time to stand around and still not bothering to wash your hands.
 

Cardigan

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Not really surprised by the responses in this thread. It's why a lot of diseases spread so easily, so many people are filthy animals. Doesn't matter if they're sick or if they have just been to the toilet, washing their hands or attending basic hygiene is just too much.



See i can at least understand the people who walk straight out because they're too lazy to wash their hands. In this case though you're still taking the time to stand around and still not bothering to wash your hands.

Do you wash your hands every time you touch your eyes, ears, nose, armpits, etc?
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Not really surprised by the responses in this thread. It's why a lot of diseases spread so easily, so many people are filthy animals. Doesn't matter if they're sick or if they have just been to the toilet, washing their hands or attending basic hygiene is just too much.

Not my fault others have such weak immune systems from years of coddling.
 

ItIsOkBro

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That's why you open the door with a paper towel that you got after washing your hands (and used to turn off the faucet as well).

Generally there's a trash can by the door to toss it into on your way out.
And, if there's not... Maybe they'll get the idea and put one there.

Yea but I rarely see paper towels anymore. These have taken over

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Do you wash your hands every time you touch your eyes, ears, nose, armpits, etc?

How is that the same thing at all? There are bacteria there but not the same type that you will be spreading after using the toilet.

Not my fault others have such weak immune systems from years of coddling.

You don't need to have a weak immune system to be able to pick up diseases from people with poor hygiene (it's a big reason why the flu spreads so easily).
 
It's not just a personal decision on their part either. Those troglodytes are spreading their fecal matter all over things that other people have to come into contact with.
 

Anustart

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What I do is wash my cock, balls and ass BEFORE I shit or piss, that way I don't have to wash my hands afterward.
 

Loomba

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Yep. And I often fake it in public if I know no one is actually close enough to see. I just turn the water on and splash it around for a little bit with a single finger then grab a towel or use the drier.

What the fuck man, you have already made the effort to go to the sink and turn the tap on. It it really that much more of an effort to grab some soap?
 

Astral

Member
I cannot believe some people here are actually baffled by the idea that others are disgusted by those who don't wash their hands.
 
Nah, I'm just curious as to where people draw the line for "cleanliness".

After you touch things that have bacteria on them that have the potential to spread disease. Touching areas that contain fecal matter would have to be the main time where handwashing is appropriate. I can see the excuse if you're just doing a piss, but if you're doing a shit and not washing your hands afterwards i think that's pretty filthy.
 
i wash my hands everytime I come into contact with coins and keys. I hope you also clean your hands cause I don't want the accumulated filth of your metals.
 

Catdaddy

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Seen several people here at work that do that, and one guy in the department has a secret list.

Also, think about that when you borrows someone phone or tablet, odds are it’s been “flagged” since it’s been in the bathroom stall with them as they play candy crush.
 

captive

Joe Six-Pack: posting for the common man
how do you know he doesnt have a bottle of handwash at his desk?

I have a huge bottle at my desk, sometimes i wash my hands directly in the bathroom and sometimes i wait to get back to my desk. Technically, its probably better to wait till you get back to your desk, because in my case, im touching at least 2 door handles to get back to my desk and who the fuck knows whats on those two doors. So sometimes I would rather keep my hands dirty and get them clean at my desk before i touch my clean keyboard.
 

Dyno

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When you go into a bathroom, and smell the biscuits, keep in mind that smells are really just partials of the whole.
You've just inhaled his poop and your worried about him washing his hands?

A 'Poop and Don't Wash Hands Defense Force'. Godamn now I have seen everything.

You are saying that microscopic particles that we can smell is the same has sticking your hand between your ass cheeks to wipe visible shit. The very same hands you eat your food with.

Son I am disgust.
 

inm8num2

Member
Most guys I've lived with don't wash their hands after shitting. One dude would turn on the faucet for less than a second. People are lazy and disgusting.
 
I'm going to go ahead and say that the non-washing defense force here is just trolling. I refuse to believe that people can be that disgusting and so completely out of touch with the most basic concepts of hygiene.

At the very least you all should wear signs saying "I'm a disgusting slob" so I know not to come near you.
 
here, let me take a shit and not wash my hands.

wanna shake my hand? i think there's some piss sprinkle and shit on my hand that i forgot to clean off.

in fact, you can even lick my hand.


nothing religious about it, bro.

I would have no qualms with shaking your hand, only with licking it because there's no custom for licking peoples' hands. I mean, I would have nothing to fear, no harm would be done to me if I shook your unwashed hand.
 

-duskdoll-

Member
Not to play devil's advocate buuut maybe they have a superior immune system, like people who eat their boogers.

What?

Edit: I wash my hands every couple of hours or so, mostly because i can't stand the feeling of sweaty hands. I can't imagine not washing my hands after i go to the bathroom.
 

harSon

Banned
I remember when I was young, my mom told me to ensure that I washed my hands after taking a dump or else I could get pink eye if I itched my eye. I loved getting Pink Eye though, because I got to legitimately stay home from school - but without actually being sick. So one time I took a dump, ran my finger across it and itched my eye to try and get Pink Eye.

I never got Pink Eye.
 

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
I would have no qualms with shaking your hand, only with licking it because there's no custom for licking peoples' hands. I mean, I would have nothing to fear, no harm would be done to me if I shook your unwashed hand.

don't let customs hold you back. i'm sure you'd like to know what after market burrito supreme tastes like.
 
Sad, because it's proven that it's actually less sanitary than papers, they only dry your hands, not clean them, physical contacts wiping out more germs than blowing air.

Haven't you already cleaned them, though? When you're using the soap, etc.

I can't believe that there are people in here who don't wash their hands and are proud of it. Chilling.
 

velociraptor

Junior Member
Only on GAF we have persistent filth plaguing our presence.The fact some of you don't wash your hands after shitting just says it all. You're a bunch of fucking disgusting animals. Anyone who does not wash their hands after urinating and defecating deserves to be beaten up with a baseball bat.

Poor hand hygiene is precisely why we have seen a more rapid spread of disease. The Brits are just as bad - no wonder money is contaminated with feces. An overwhelming majority of people just don't appear to wash their hands flat out.

I am truly shocked at the responses in this thread. I hope some of you are trolling/joking.

Seriously, wtf.

Washing your hands and using handwash should be mandatory after every bathroom visit.
 

Gintamen

Member
That's why you open the door with a paper towel that you got after washing your hands (and used to turn off the faucet as well).
Always have to do that as more than a third do the washing first, than piss and go out.-_- Do you have no shame doing it in front of other people!
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
I'm going to go ahead and say that the non-washing defense force here is just trolling. I refuse to believe that people can be that disgusting and so completely out of touch with the most basic concepts of hygiene.

At the very least you all should wear signs saying "I'm a disgusting slob" so I know not to come near you.

I'm going to say its the germaphobes in this topic that are out of touch, normal people dont think about this shit as much as you guys.
 
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