unless she wasn't good looking, I can't help but get the nagging feeling that that was a opportunity wasted. What TYPE of opportunity, I'm not sure....but the spider sense tells me it might've went places lol
Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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unless she wasn't good looking, I can't help but get the nagging feeling that that was a opportunity wasted. What TYPE of opportunity, I'm not sure....but the spider sense tells me it might've went places lol
University library probably. It happens once in a while. I've never caught a female doing it but sometimes there's homeless dudes just tugging away.
[QUOTE="D";135991504]unless she wasn't good looking, I can't help but get the nagging feeling that that was a opportunity wasted. What TYPE of opportunity, I'm not sure....but the spider sense tells me it might've went places lol[/QUOTE]
Oh, she's very beautiful. I have a girlfriend so I wasn't going to do anything. Lol.
I'm sorry to hear that man. Does it bother you that she does that or is it like "oh well at least she's getting it from SOMEWHERE" type of feeling for you
terrisus
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[QUOTE="D";135991645]I'm sorry to hear that man. Does it bother you that she does that or is it like "oh well at least she's getting it from SOMEWHERE" type of feeling for you[/QUOTE]
Doesn't bother me at all.
I wish she did it more often.
Since, most of the time it's her constantly bothering me to do something, and getting upset when I won't/don't/can't/it's not what she hoped for.
Doesn't bother me at all.
I wish she did it more often.
Since, most of the time it's her constantly bothering me to do something, and getting upset when I won't/don't/can't/it's not what she hoped for.
PhantomHound
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[QUOTE="D";135991645]I'm sorry to hear that man. Does it bother you that she does that or is it like "oh well at least she's getting it from SOMEWHERE" type of feeling for you[/QUOTE]
Dude it's just porn.
Dude it's just porn.
It's a thing, Deimos. It's a thing. One was in one of my university's libraries. But that library's also known for sexcapades on the fifth floor between stacks, so it's nothing unexpected. The second was in my local library which I go to on the odd weekend to get some work done.
p_xavier
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As someone who did many investigations in my career, I have seen many weird things. And yes, I caught women masturbating with a vibrator at work. One of them even told me that it was a doctor's recommandation as to relieve her stress.
Most of my girl friends are highly sexual too. They tell me their sexual lives and it challenged the conception I had of them.
Most of my girl friends are highly sexual too. They tell me their sexual lives and it challenged the conception I had of them.
you could tell her that you'd like to participate. I mean, if it makes you feel left out. Or to cuddle afterward, if that's what you'd like. Would she turn you down?
Pankratous
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Oh shit, can't believe I already posted and forgot to tell the story of what happened to me when I was thirteen.
I'm at school, in this class called 'Citizenship' which to this day I've no idea what was about. So everyone, including me, is writing down notes in their jotters and the class is silent. I'm writing and I notice this terrible smell. I look round and sure enough, the girl next to me is using one hand to hold her trousers forward, and is using the other to masturbate. Right next to me, in class. At thirteen years old. This was the first time I had ever seen anything like it in real life of course, being that age, so I didn't really know how to react.
I subtly got my friends attention from across the room and pointed to her until he too figured it out. He then went on to tell pretty much the whole class and a large number of us watched her in disbelief... until she caught on and stopped. I can't remember if the teacher ever knew. I'm not sure what she would or could have done even if she did know.
She was even sitting the isle seat, not against the wall. Dunno how she was that brave to even do it.
I'm at school, in this class called 'Citizenship' which to this day I've no idea what was about. So everyone, including me, is writing down notes in their jotters and the class is silent. I'm writing and I notice this terrible smell. I look round and sure enough, the girl next to me is using one hand to hold her trousers forward, and is using the other to masturbate. Right next to me, in class. At thirteen years old. This was the first time I had ever seen anything like it in real life of course, being that age, so I didn't really know how to react.
I subtly got my friends attention from across the room and pointed to her until he too figured it out. He then went on to tell pretty much the whole class and a large number of us watched her in disbelief... until she caught on and stopped. I can't remember if the teacher ever knew. I'm not sure what she would or could have done even if she did know.
She was even sitting the isle seat, not against the wall. Dunno how she was that brave to even do it.
Oh. I don't mean to prod but that can't be good for the marriage, at least on the intimacy side of things. You aren't worried that she may cheat? It kinda sounds like you are indifferent about how she feels about "marital relations"
fuck, they do
Not sure what the hell is going on in here. Pankratous admirably did his best, but the effort was undercut by OP's repeated mentions of pee and crap. Anyway, I legitimately laughed out loud, hard at this:
Nothing gets past Dahbomb!
Nothing gets past Dahbomb!
Terrisus, as a purely non-medical opinion it really sounds like low test levels are the root of all of this. I would get checked out at the doctor's office and strongly consider TRT in your shoes. Your wife will thank you and you'll likely be a lot more proactive in life.
Yeah but its kinda different when you're married, especially for females. If a guy is watching porn then unless the woman is open minded, they look at it as themselves being inadequate to suit his fantasies or something. It may just be porn to us but you'd be surprised how many women are threatened by knowing their husband/sig other still watches it while having them around.
terrisus
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Yeah, we were actually talking with our psychologist about this last week, and he said that we really should go to a doctor and get various things checked out on my end of things, to see if there's anything medically going on that's causing an issue.
With all of my other health problems, it's been pretty low on my list of stuff to deal with. But, I suppose I should.
I'll have to tell her to thank you <3
I should go to the library more often...
just get some costumes and make porn with your significant other. video cameras optional.
it's not an all-invite orgy.
it's not an all-invite orgy.
PhantomHound
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[QUOTE="D";135992386]Yeah but its kinda different when you're married, especially for females. If a guy is watching porn then unless the woman is open minded, they look at it as themselves being inadequate to suit his fantasies or something. It may just be porn to us but you'd be surprised how many women are threatened by knowing their husband/sig other still watches it while having them around.[/QUOTE]
Every relationship is different. Most modern women don't care about porn and they watch
It themselves.
Every relationship is different. Most modern women don't care about porn and they watch
It themselves.
Sorry, I don't get off to reading other people's stories. It's purely a joke thread. I'm too old to get off like that anyway, my imagination's not what it used to be. I need the real thing or actual porn lol
RangersFan
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OP, do you think females also don't fart or shit?
terrisus
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Doesn't make me feel left out, and I do quite often. But, I mean, it's a fairly long process, and I don't always want to go through with that >.>
[QUOTE="D";135992104]Oh. I don't mean to prod but that can't be good for the marriage, at least on the intimacy side of things. You aren't worried that she may cheat? It kinda sounds like you are indifferent about how she feels about "marital relations"[/QUOTE]
Oh, there are a bunch of issues in our relationship that we're trying to work on, it's far from perfect.
I'm not worried about her cheating, although I suppose there's nothing really stopping her, but I don't think she would.
[QUOTE="D";135992386]Yeah but its kinda different when you're married, especially for females. If a guy is watching porn then unless the woman is open minded, they look at it as themselves being inadequate to suit his fantasies or something. It may just be porn to us but you'd be surprised how many women are threatened by knowing their husband/sig other still watches it while having them around.[/QUOTE]
My wife activiy seeks out porn at times. Doesn't make me feel lesser and more so I actively dislike porn, but have zero issue with her watching and liking it.
In fact I'm the least active sexual female I besides my daughters, the majority of my friends have zero issue watching and enjoying some porn and have even less an issue if the SO does it.
My wife activiy seeks out porn at times. Doesn't make me feel lesser and more so I actively dislike porn, but have zero issue with her watching and liking it.
In fact I'm the least active sexual female I besides my daughters, the majority of my friends have zero issue watching and enjoying some porn and have even less an issue if the SO does it.
To be fair, this may play an issue in it as well. Sometimes if you have medical issues, the last thing your body is worried about pumping blood to is your D. After surgery, sometimes it is hard to get an erection due to your body focusing on healing.
terrisus
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I'm sure that's part of it, and it has been a bit more of a significant issue since the health problems.
But, it was fairly similar to this before the health issues as well.
Psycho_Mantis
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That would embarrassing....its embarrassing catching anyone doing their business.
ExplodingKetchup
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Why'd you open it back up, dude??
To see if she at least had good taste, duh.
Discotheque
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I catch the hoes with a pokeball too OP. Yo chick prolly a snorlax tho
What is the purpose of a colored dildo if they all function the same and have same sizes? I mean its not like the female is 100 focused on watching what she's stuffing herself with anyway...or is it like a mental thing just knowing the color and perhaps perceived "race" associated with it and using their imagination?
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
To check if I saw what I thought I saw. Wasnt sure at first.
To quote mgs guards: "Huh, just a box."
Oh Lord
On my end, I have too much testosterone in my system. It's not as great as it seems. Maybe if we share we can both have normal levels.
[QUOTE="D";135993766]What is the purpose of a colored dildo if they all function the same and have same sizes? I mean its not like the female is 100 focused on watching what she's stuffing herself with anyway...or is it like a mental thing just knowing the color and perhaps perceived "race" associated with it and using their imagination?[/QUOTE]
Probably the same reason Luke went from a blue to green lightsaber. Some days you feel like whacking dudes with blue, and some days green.
Probably the same reason Luke went from a blue to green lightsaber. Some days you feel like whacking dudes with blue, and some days green.
terrisus
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Yeah, the thing is, I'm not really too bothered by how I am aside from the fact that it's such a difference in my relationship. If she had a low sex drive as well though, I would be just fine with that.
>.>
Nealand Liquor
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I never caught a girl rubbing one out to porn, but I have busted a few women doing it under blankets at parties.
Psycho_Mantis
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I'm getting second hand embarrassment just reading this. Note to self always knock on doors.
That's pretty disrespectful bro. The thread is all fun and games but I don't see a reason to talk about a stranger's sig other and completely outta nowhere. I'm sure if we were on the streets and I said something about your lady then it would be a "misunderstanding" for sure. If it isn't topic related then please keep it respectable
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