this is weird, my cousin is jacking off with my netbook
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
Go on...
mysticwhip
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dude was holding the fan right in front of him but it was prolly because he was smoking and didn't want me to know but maybe it gets him off idk. fuck i should clean the keyboard.
NaturalHigh
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And you want to deny him porn? You are a shitty cousin.
EdibleExplosives
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A nice breeze on my balls always does it for me.
What if that forces him to come to climax? Does that ...make OP gay for getting off another dude?
Red Liquorice
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Time to invest in some of these:
LanceVance
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Well would you prefer it if he had blue balls?
Ninja Scooter
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
Does your lap top have a camera that may have accidentally been left on, by chance?
Extra Sauce
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You find it hard to get it on after smoking weed? Should be the opposite.
Time to invest in some of these:
Yes you must buy these.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
Buy him a fleshlight. Problem solved.
mysticwhip
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i forgot to say that when i first confronted him he gave me the fucking popup excuse ;one site pop up led to the next,,,,"
Donny Hayabusa
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
Great post. That gif is magnificent.
But idk man. Your sister has needs y'know?
I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
JumpingTheGun
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The fuck? Do you guys really bust nuts all over your keyboard? Did you all just start masturbating recently? Learn some fuckin control, kids.
Unless your keyboard WANTS it all over itself.
Unless your keyboard WANTS it all over itself.
computers putin'
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
at least you know what type of boy your sister goes after.
I H8 Memes
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Cjdamon042
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Yunie will die, y'know?
JumpingTheGun
Banned
Thats what I said there sport.
Red Liquorice
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His cousin's hand has dick smell all over and possibly cum if he's a dribbler not a shooter - so when he's finished, he's closing all these "pop-ups" with those same hands.
Have you googled "hot boys green eyes big dick". It takes you to gay porn websites. But the top search sends you to this thread.
what if Mordeccai has green eyes?
if it weren't tied to the tragedy that unfolded on your laptop, that would make a killer tag.
Alligatorjandro
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I know this feel.
I took my laptop home this winter and allowed my two sisters to use it. They're both younger than me, I'm only an undergrad, so I was confident there would be no issues.
Well, a few days pass and everythings going well. I decided to scroll through my history to find this video here on GAF the day prior, so I begin to scroll down when I notice a number of weird google searches. Cutest boys, hottest celebs, stuff like this. I know for a fact I didn't type in those searches, but whatever.
But then, a search catches my eye.
"hot boys green eyes big dick"
All of a sudden, I did not know what to do with my hands. I wanted nothing further to do with the keyboard and I cleaned the hell out of it.
Family shouldn't be using your laptop to jack it, man.
The truth is it was probably your mom or aunt or uncle.
Doctor West
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What made you think we needed to know this?!? lol
The only thing the webcam on the laptop has recorded on it is my grandma. It is nonsexual.
One of them fucked with my Rock Band drumsticks two years ago. Literally speaking. After the third time I bought a new pair of sticks to play with because for some reason they kept disappearing, I found a pair in the trash. The wood on one end of the sticks was a markedly different color and shade than the other stick, but I played it off to them being out in the rain because who the hell would think?
Later that week my dad tells me that he knows where the sticks went, the found them under my sisters bed and he threw them away.
I didn't see any porn websites after the search the trail ended there. I just had no idea how to fill in the gaps of what happened afterward, as she had access to the laptop the whole night I was sleeping.
One of them fucked with my Rock Band drumsticks two years ago. Literally speaking. After the third time I bought a new pair of sticks to play with because for some reason they kept disappearing, I found a pair in the trash. The wood on one end of the sticks was a markedly different color and shade than the other stick, but I played it off to them being out in the rain because who the hell would think?
Later that week my dad tells me that he knows where the sticks went, the found them under my sisters bed and he threw them away.
Chuckl3s said:
I didn't see any porn websites after the search the trail ended there. I just had no idea how to fill in the gaps of what happened afterward, as she had access to the laptop the whole night I was sleeping.
That's how it always starts.
BobsRevenge
I do not avoid women, GAF, but I do deny them my essence.
I have a hard time not tugging one out when I get high. Weed makes me horny as shit.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
So, he didn't lube up the net book, open it slightly and engage in frottage?
No worries.
Unless your screen has smudges in it.
No worries.
Unless your screen has smudges in it.
Ninja Scooter
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I do have green eyes.
JumpingTheGun
Banned
Truism.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Fenderputty
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How is it difficult to get one's dick hard when high? It's like isnta-boner for me.
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