Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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Funky Papa
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YES.
We've moved past the age when women were not expected to have sexual urges.
On top of that, you infer that masturbating when the husband is around means that she has a higher sex drive, which is a wrong thing to asume. People in a relationship (men and women) masturbate because it's a quick way to get their rocks off with minimum hassle and/or because their partner may not be available/in the mood, not to mention things such as menstruation.
Again, this is basic sexuality. Anybody who's unaware of this needs to improve their education.
[QUOTE="D";136033798]I see. Maybe its just my personal view on masturbation and marriage. I feel like if your other is around then unless you two get off on the concept or have some fetish of some sort for it, there shouldn't be a need for you to pleasure yourself when you have a perfectly good mouth/anus/vagina/other pair of hands that aren't yours (whatever the person is in to) around.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
Your personal perception is dead wrong and therefore you are ignorant on this particular subject. Maybe you happen to be the world's foremost expert in sounding or some other kinky shit that evades most of the population, but when it comes to something as basic as female masturbation (hell, or just plain conjugal stuff) you really need to improve your knowledge. Otherwise you may be up to some pretty big surprises.
Lol judge away
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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[QUOTE="D";136033798]I see. Maybe its just my personal view on masturbation and marriage. I feel like if your other is around then unless you two get off on the concept or have some fetish of some sort for it, there shouldn't be a need for you to pleasure yourself when you have a perfectly good mouth/anus/vagina/other pair of hands that aren't yours (whatever the person is in to) around.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
Have you dated before? It feels like you haven't been in a relationship if you've never had an instance where your significant other wasn't in the mood and you were.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
Have you dated before? It feels like you haven't been in a relationship if you've never had an instance where your significant other wasn't in the mood and you were.
John Kowalski
Banned
GODDAMNIT
StopMakingSense
Member
Some people really need to be involved in or overhear a conversation between women talking about their vibrators, cause seriously folks.
terrisus
Member
Yeah, seriously, all of that stuff is - as bad as this sounds - a great deal of work. Especially when you're not in the mood for it. And it's not like I can just lay there and let her do her thing, because any of them require a significant amount of input/involvement from me. And, seriously, it's pretty darn tiring, and - again, I know this sounds bad - there are other things I would rather be doing. I mean, I do what I can fairly often (or at least what I view as fairly often), but there are times when I can't, won't, don't want to, or she just doesn't want to have to deal with me.
And, as a side note, if my wife knew I was discussing her masturbation habits here, I would be in deep trouble >.>
Kitsunebaby
Member
Man, I'm sad I had to go to work and miss most of this thread. Catching up now, some people's thoughts about women and sexuality are interesting, to say the least.
[QUOTE="D";136033798]I see. Maybe its just my personal view on masturbation and marriage. I feel like if your other is around then unless you two get off on the concept or have some fetish of some sort for it, there shouldn't be a need for you to pleasure yourself when you have a perfectly good mouth/anus/vagina/other pair of hands that aren't yours (whatever the person is in to) around.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
For what it's worth, I think this post somewhat takes this whole discussion out of the realm of sex education or whatever and more into the realm of sexual compatibility. I actually know several women who would agree 100% with this view, and who would find this perspective highly desirable in a man.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
For what it's worth, I think this post somewhat takes this whole discussion out of the realm of sex education or whatever and more into the realm of sexual compatibility. I actually know several women who would agree 100% with this view, and who would find this perspective highly desirable in a man.
Here we go with the "assumptions" again.
But yes this is part of my reasoning and I'm glad you brought that up. Unless there's a reason for it then it shouldn't be any need to go and masturbate if you have someone. In this case, being denied sex is a reason. That's my opinion on it, the way I personally perceive it. Do I believe it to be true for other people though? No. Their opinion isn't mine.
Someone else said that people do it cause they feel they might please themselves better than their sig other or just cause they know what they like. Why not just sit the other person down and just tell them or teach them? THAT right there I feel like is kinda wrong cause its like well what is the other person there for intimacy-wise if you can just pleasure yourself? Is it a fact that most couples partake in any of the aforementioned? Nah, but it's just how I personally feel about the matter. But it shouldn't make me less informed than the next person.
The sad part is no one really asked me for clarification on what I said, they just automatically assumed that's what I BELIEVE, as opposed to my OPINION on the subject.
HORRORSHØW
Member
ok. this got me. lol.
If two people who are in a relationship and one of them gets horny and the other is down to do stuff too but it's like "naa, don't worry, i'll get myself off today, i don't feel like the hassle", that would be weird to me. Whether it was a guy or a woman.
I'd also add what does menstruation have to do with anything?
But this is basic sexuality, so I should probably go read a book I guess?
Zaraki_Kenpachi
Member
[QUOTE="D";136036753]Here we go with the "assumptions" again.
But yes this is part of my reasoning and I'm glad you brought that up. Unless there's a reason for it then it shouldn't be any need to go and masturbate if you have someone. In this case, being denied sex is a reason. That's my opinion on it, the way I personally perceive it. Do I believe it to be true for other people though? No. Their opinion isn't mine.
Someone else said that people do it cause they feel they might please themselves better than their sig other or just cause they know what they like. Why not just sit the other person down and just tell them or teach them? THAT right there I feel like is kinda wrong cause its like well what is the other person there for intimacy-wise if you can just pleasure yourself? Is it a fact that most couples partake in any of the aforementioned? Nah, but it's just how I personally feel about the matter. But it shouldn't make me less informed than the next person.
The sad part is no one really asked me for clarification on what I said, they just automatically assumed that's what I BELIEVE, as opposed to my OPINION on the subject.[/QUOTE]
That's contrary to what you've been saying in this thread. All you've said is it's wrong and weird unless it's a fetish for you. These are basic things that happen in relationships, you still seem uninformed.
But yes this is part of my reasoning and I'm glad you brought that up. Unless there's a reason for it then it shouldn't be any need to go and masturbate if you have someone. In this case, being denied sex is a reason. That's my opinion on it, the way I personally perceive it. Do I believe it to be true for other people though? No. Their opinion isn't mine.
Someone else said that people do it cause they feel they might please themselves better than their sig other or just cause they know what they like. Why not just sit the other person down and just tell them or teach them? THAT right there I feel like is kinda wrong cause its like well what is the other person there for intimacy-wise if you can just pleasure yourself? Is it a fact that most couples partake in any of the aforementioned? Nah, but it's just how I personally feel about the matter. But it shouldn't make me less informed than the next person.
The sad part is no one really asked me for clarification on what I said, they just automatically assumed that's what I BELIEVE, as opposed to my OPINION on the subject.[/QUOTE]
That's contrary to what you've been saying in this thread. All you've said is it's wrong and weird unless it's a fetish for you. These are basic things that happen in relationships, you still seem uninformed.
That gif is just so darn perfect
Sasha Grey? This whole time I thought it was a realistic portrait of one of the characters from Final Fantasy Type-0.
Sasha Grey? This whole time I thought it was a realistic portrait of one of the characters from Final Fantasy Type-0.
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The Shogun
Banned
Who knows. Seriously its like he / she is some sort of fucking magical being of excellence that somehow turns our conversations into the very fabric of reality.
Suhni is a god among us mere mortals.
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
I have had a few girlfriends who masturbated and admitted it. They looked at porn, etc.
But I do think they are far less likely to, and if they do, far less frequently to engage in it. I have had girlfriends who did not, and I know they don't, I'm certain they would have told me because of the level of trust we had and the lack of taboo they have about sexual topics.
It's not simply that they are hiding it more because of the greater taboo on female sexuality (though, that does contribute to less women thinking it's normal and doing it more often). The thing is... guys would figure it out and do it on a near-daily basis whether guy culture encouraged them to or not.
I've gone back on forth over what differences between men and women are social or biological (I err toward the social in most cases)... but I think in the realm of sexual habits alone, men and women are biologically different. It makes perfect sense if you think of the differing roles they have in the reproductive process. Ya have different equipment down there. They put different urges on us. And one needs to get drained pretty regularly....
But I do think they are far less likely to, and if they do, far less frequently to engage in it. I have had girlfriends who did not, and I know they don't, I'm certain they would have told me because of the level of trust we had and the lack of taboo they have about sexual topics.
It's not simply that they are hiding it more because of the greater taboo on female sexuality (though, that does contribute to less women thinking it's normal and doing it more often). The thing is... guys would figure it out and do it on a near-daily basis whether guy culture encouraged them to or not.
I've gone back on forth over what differences between men and women are social or biological (I err toward the social in most cases)... but I think in the realm of sexual habits alone, men and women are biologically different. It makes perfect sense if you think of the differing roles they have in the reproductive process. Ya have different equipment down there. They put different urges on us. And one needs to get drained pretty regularly....
How is it the contrary? I did say it was wrong and weird but that't just my opinion on the matter. I'm not saying nor never said that the way I feel should/is customary for other people? Perhaps I should have stated that that's how I see it on a personal level?
If I grouped everyone else into that then it wasn't my intention at all. For that I apologize.
Damn, I seem to be on a roll with confusing people with how i'm trying to get my point across haha
[QUOTE="D";136025257]Chill? I'm not jumping on anyone or trying to defend myself anymore lol, I was trying to joke around with everyone else until someone asked me my age so all I did was answer his question. Just because GAF got a good laugh at me means I should stop posting and go cry into a corner?
And what's an "L" on the internet supposed to mean to me, anyway?
gif got right clicked and saved by the way. Sunhi got me pretty damn good LOL..it was an "honor"[/QUOTE]
Just don't let all the pressure get to you is all I'm saying. L is for loss btw.
I do feel like you're trying really hard not to take some of our concerns to heart. The curious question of your age is because you come across pretty young. It's also really fucked up when you ask us a question and we're not allowed to do the same for you without you narrowing everything down to INTERNET LULZ. What some of us are saying to you isn't to upset you.
Seems like you just immediately wrote me off because I told you about the background involving the use of female. Using that word to address women is quite ignorant. Sure, you may have no problems with your inner circle and what not but like what you've seen here on this forum, many take referring to women as females to be ridiculous. Different gender doesn't equal different species.
And what's an "L" on the internet supposed to mean to me, anyway?
gif got right clicked and saved by the way. Sunhi got me pretty damn good LOL..it was an "honor"[/QUOTE]
Just don't let all the pressure get to you is all I'm saying. L is for loss btw.
I do feel like you're trying really hard not to take some of our concerns to heart. The curious question of your age is because you come across pretty young. It's also really fucked up when you ask us a question and we're not allowed to do the same for you without you narrowing everything down to INTERNET LULZ. What some of us are saying to you isn't to upset you.
Seems like you just immediately wrote me off because I told you about the background involving the use of female. Using that word to address women is quite ignorant. Sure, you may have no problems with your inner circle and what not but like what you've seen here on this forum, many take referring to women as females to be ridiculous. Different gender doesn't equal different species.
I've known plenty of girls with like 50x my sex drive. Case by case basis, can't really generalize.
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
It is a case by case basis... I am saying on average, though.
Really? I can't imagine that being the case. They seem to be about equal to me. I could be completely wrong, though.
Spaced Harrier
Member
Catching up on thread..
[QUOTE="D";136038829]I did say it was wrong and weird but that't just my opinion on the matter. Perhaps I should have stated that that's how I see it on a personal level?[/QUOTE]
On a personal level you display a very distorted view of human sexuality thinking that masturbation by either parties is uncommon or uncalled for within a relationship.
On a personal level you display a very distorted view of human sexuality thinking that masturbation by either parties is uncommon or uncalled for within a relationship.
PhoenixDark
Banned
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted like
and she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted like
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
I don't want to presume I'm right, either, because I know that sexual taboos are uneven between the sexes, and I know that females are encouraged to change their behavior more, or at least lie about it. So it's hard to get a reading of the truth.
But I've been with girls for whom the idea of masturbation didn't even occur to them. The thought of a guy like that doesn't even seem plausible.
We could go back to the fact that women have fewer gametes/men have more, and the fact that women have to carry children and are thus more careful and reserved sexually, while men have incentive to spread seed far and wide in order to ensure their very biological survival. It could be that simple, and men and women really do have completely different sexual habits - on average. But again, I don't want to presume...
Holy fucking shit I lol'd. It's like the new version of that ancient Fresh Prince meme.I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Naw its no pressure. I assure you if I was bothered at all by this thread I'd have mosey'd long ago. Its JUST a forum topic. I purposely engaged in acting out of sorts so I can see why most would think less of my true age. I just wanted to join in on the fun like everyone else instead of letting things get negative in the thread.
Also I didn't mean to avoid questions but its kinda hard to tell if the questions that were being asked weren't just to be sarcastic or truly genuine since its over the net, like what I've been experiencing, its sometimes hard to tell a person's intentions on here, so for that I apologize for.
But as far as the usage of 'female'...after seeing the thoughts and feedback on this thread I genuinely had no idea it was THAT offensive. I do know that calling a woman a woman/lady is the best route, but I didn't know that 'female' was THAT big a deal to so many people judging by what people are saying here, so then I guess I HAVE been a bit ignorant in my usage of it pertaining to the thread's title. But to defend myself, I still don't see it as a taboo word like 'bitch' nor do I see it as a generally unacceptable word by the majority population of women.
The best response after that is just knowing where/when its okay to use it cause there are in fact women that DO take offense to it.
For some women its okay, for others it isn't.
Kite
Member
I deployed to Iraq with a unit that was almost half female, at night while walking to the outdoor porta johns I could often hear faint buzzing coming from their tents/chus. *shrug* it is what it is, everyone has needs. It is pretty funny when guys put women on a pedestal lol I can testify that they can smell, fart, shit and spit just as good/bad as any guy.
BocoDragon
or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious
Is this part of a greater trend to avoid female? Or is this your own personal pet peeve?
Pretty sure we all do it when we refer to either gender in a more clinical sense.
I wouldn't call a woman at a party "that female over there" but I would have had no problem when talking about them in a medical journal, a police lineup, a casting call. etc.
I always knew it in my heart PD was the GOAT poster.I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Bravo.
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Holy fucking shit. That was hilarious. Damnit great ending.
Tesseract
Banned
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
i'm fucking dying
Shake Appeal
Member
All of the stars for this post.
Best post I've seen in months.I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
GodDAMN SunhiLegend has a competitor in this thread now.
Discotheque
Banned
PhoenixDark bringing this thread into the light with such a godtier post
FallingEdge
Member
/r/holdthemoan
Sho_Nuff82
Member
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
Goddamn that ending, you had me.
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
You sir, are a god amongst men.
The Artful Dodger
Member
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
lmao
[QUOTE="D";136033798]I see. Maybe its just my personal view on masturbation and marriage. I feel like if your other is around then unless you two get off on the concept or have some fetish of some sort for it, there shouldn't be a need for you to pleasure yourself when you have a perfectly good mouth/anus/vagina/other pair of hands that aren't yours (whatever the person is in to) around.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE="D";136036753]Here we go with the "assumptions" again.
But yes this is part of my reasoning and I'm glad you brought that up. Unless there's a reason for it then it shouldn't be any need to go and masturbate if you have someone. In this case, being denied sex is a reason. That's my opinion on it, the way I personally perceive it. Do I believe it to be true for other people though? No. Their opinion isn't mine.
Someone else said that people do it cause they feel they might please themselves better than their sig other or just cause they know what they like. Why not just sit the other person down and just tell them or teach them? THAT right there I feel like is kinda wrong cause its like well what is the other person there for intimacy-wise if you can just pleasure yourself? Is it a fact that most couples partake in any of the aforementioned? Nah, but it's just how I personally feel about the matter. But it shouldn't make me less informed than the next person.
The sad part is no one really asked me for clarification on what I said, they just automatically assumed that's what I BELIEVE, as opposed to my OPINION on the subject.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, what?
So in your opinion partners who masturbate by themselves, or themselves in the presence of their partner, have a fetish; and that you or your partner should basically be up for it whenever the SO feels like it?
So basically if you come home from work horny your partner, irrespective of their mood, should just service your your needs, as opposed to you nipping to the loo to sort yourself out? Is this what your opinion boils down to?
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE="D";136036753]Here we go with the "assumptions" again.
But yes this is part of my reasoning and I'm glad you brought that up. Unless there's a reason for it then it shouldn't be any need to go and masturbate if you have someone. In this case, being denied sex is a reason. That's my opinion on it, the way I personally perceive it. Do I believe it to be true for other people though? No. Their opinion isn't mine.
Someone else said that people do it cause they feel they might please themselves better than their sig other or just cause they know what they like. Why not just sit the other person down and just tell them or teach them? THAT right there I feel like is kinda wrong cause its like well what is the other person there for intimacy-wise if you can just pleasure yourself? Is it a fact that most couples partake in any of the aforementioned? Nah, but it's just how I personally feel about the matter. But it shouldn't make me less informed than the next person.
The sad part is no one really asked me for clarification on what I said, they just automatically assumed that's what I BELIEVE, as opposed to my OPINION on the subject.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry, what?
So in your opinion partners who masturbate by themselves, or themselves in the presence of their partner, have a fetish; and that you or your partner should basically be up for it whenever the SO feels like it?
So basically if you come home from work horny your partner, irrespective of their mood, should just service your your needs, as opposed to you nipping to the loo to sort yourself out? Is this what your opinion boils down to?
The Shogun
Banned
I fix computers for family members, but every now and then a friend or acquaintance asks me for help and I relent. A few years ago I was fixing a laptop for a female acquaintance of mine; mid 20s, white brunette, kind of nerdy cute type. She told me that her little brother was using the laptop and downloaded a bunch of porn on it; I know her brother and can confirm he's a dumbass BTW. Naturally the kid was looking at shady websites instead of using streaming sites like a boss.
So I cleaned the computer up and she stopped by my place to pick it up. She awkwardly asked "so...what type of porn was on there lol..." so I mentioned that it was mainly big boob stuff. She told me she was moving to her own place and wouldn't have to worry about her brother fucking up her laptop again. That was that...
Fast forward to 5 months later. Once again she asks for computer help, but this time it's a BSOD related issue. I take the laptop home and in the process of googling solutions I realize there's a shit ton of porn in the search history. Basically it boiled down to:
-big black cock
-big latino dick
-interracial porn
-girl massage porn
-James Deen
All within the last 3-5 months, during a period in which I knew her brother wasn't using her computer. I spent the next couple days trying to find a way to bring this up without seeming creepy or giving her an easy "oh my brother did that" lie to use. The next week she came over, I told her I fixed everything...and I casually asked how her brother was doing. She said he was fine and mentioned she was glad that he wasn't around to ruin her computer anymore. My trap had been sprung. I felt a tingling in my pants and moved to the next step.
me: oh really? I just assumed he had been using the computer again...anyway, it's fixed now
Her face immediately shifted likeand she clearly knew that I knew she was looking at porn. I gave her a sly smile and changed the subject to something else, but shortly thereafter she admitted she looked at porn, and then said "you aren't going to pretend like you've never looked at porn, let's be real. Is this about you making fun of me?" I looked her dead in the eyes and said actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism.
OH LAWD HELP
User Name Here
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Yup. I've noticed this myself.
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