NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management

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I've got a follow-up from Soulfucker here:

Hey, soulfucker here.

Just wanted to clarify that Vore-Fox wasn't the guy's actual online handle, just a pseudonym I came up with off the top of my head. So if you see the name on any wikis like that one guy said, it's probably not him.

As for the soulfucking itself, well, the first time I remember it coming up, I was RPing as some sort of ghost Pokemon-boy. A Mismagius boy or something along those lines. I still keep text logs in Word of all the naughty-time things I've done, and the logs match up with what I remember of it.

Basically, for comics fans, think Cyclops's affair with Emma Frost, only, y'know, with souls. Not like they die or anything, they're still in their bodies.

....Also, it resulted in a soul-baby. Which came from a soul-pregnancy. Because that's how babies work, right? You mix up two parts of a soul and they make a baby! There's certainly nothing BIOLOGICAL required!
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And the confession box is, once again, empty. Feel free to send in more confessions if you feel you have something you need to say. I do read all the confessions even if I don't post a few of them.

As for me, I'm finished up work and now I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a few hours because delving into the depravity is exhausting.

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I'll check the box again in a few days. In the meantime, if you haven't already done so, why not read the entire thread? There are some very fascinating things to read here. Why not offer advice to a Confessor you missed or haven't responded to? There's A-Cup, Shower Jerker, Scumbag Dad, really, a whole host of fascinating people.

And these fascinating people are you.
 
I still keep text logs in Word of all the naughty-time things I've done, and the logs match up with what I remember of it.
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Wait what.

....Also, it resulted in a soul-baby. Which came from a soul-pregnancy. Because that's how babies work, right? You mix up two parts of a soul and they make a baby! There's certainly nothing BIOLOGICAL required!
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Wait what

I... I can't wrap my head around this.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I'd rather people not do that.

Look. I run the thread, yeah? If I don't post a confession or I remove one, it's because I have a compelling reason. In this case, I received a sufficiently compelling reason that leads me to think someone's personal safety or feeling of safety is threatened if I leave it up. I'm not elaborating beyond that out of respect to the individual that contacted me about this confession.

If you don't like it, then sorry, but that's the way it goes. You really wanna know what was there? Ask a mod. They can see all edits made in a post, they know what was there.

People's desire for schaddenfruede is secondary to people's safety.

The confession deals with a third party who requested I remove it. Since they didn't consent to being talked about, I honor the request.

Edit: The person contacted me again and said I can elaborate a bit to sate you: It involves a case of stalking and harassment that borders on psychotic. That's all you need to know. Don't go Detective-GAF on us now.

Also, btw: If anyone does decide to repost that in this thread, you will not enjoy the outcome that results from doing so.
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People are just curious, but the situation sounds understandable enough.
That sounds like the right call, shame that it got sent in the first place.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The confession deals with a third party who requested I remove it. Since they didn't consent to being talked about, I honor the request.

Edit: The person contacted me again and said I can elaborate a bit to sate you: It involves a case of stalking and harassment that borders on psychotic. That's all you need to know. Don't go Detective-GAF on us now.
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Whoah, that creepy level eh. Is Stalker-Kun at least resentful to what he has done?
 
I did see the confession that was posted.
I'm not going to say anything about it, since I understand completely why it was deleted.

Guys, it wasn't "juicy" or particularly "exciting" or anything like that, you're not missing much there.

But, there are very understandable reasons why a variety of people would not want to have it posted - even anonymously - on GAF.

So, give it a rest, don't even think about it.
You didn't miss too much, and it's not going to get reposted regardless.


Mods or NTGYK, if I said too much, or something that I shouldn't have, just let me know, and I'll edit or delete this (or a mod can too, of course)

And, no, I'm not going to PM anyone anything about it, so don't bother asking.
 
Subscribed :D I'm reading this whole thread. This is an interesting thread, currently I'm at Page 7, will continue to read tomorrow :3
 
CesspoolofHatred said:
Wait what

I... I can't wrap my head around this.
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Souls or spirits have been the subject of philosophers for millennia who have posited that for some unexplainable reason, the human conscience can not be explained by natural means alone. Rene Descartés ("I think, therefore I am") posited a theory of mind-body dualism by which the body relayed information to the immaterial spirit. His theory would belong to one of two major camps of dualist theory, substance dualism, that holds that the mind is formed by substances distinct from physical substances and for which physical laws do not apply. In his book, The Concept of Mind, Gilbert Ryle criticized this Cartesian mind-body dualism, calling it the doctrine of the "ghost in the machine". Imagine a machine which acts fully according to physical laws, down to the very last detail. Imagine now that there is an immaterial ghost giving instructions to this machine. However, since the machine is governed by physical laws and the ghost is not, there can be no interaction between the ghost and the machine. For if the ghost were to interact with the physical world, its action would be physical in nature and thus not immaterial. Since the machine is governed by physical laws, there is no room for the ghost to affect it. Even if there is a link between the machine and the ghost, it could only be a one-way link, the ghost doomed to instruct the machine to do the things it's already doing. Or if we remove the ghost, there is no discernible difference. It might as well not exist.

If there is a spiritual world, then that world is either separate to ours or it is governed by ours. If there is a link between those worlds, it is a one-way-link, meaning the spiritual world would be governed by our physical laws, mimicing our world to the dot. In fact, such a world would be indistinguishable from a world governed by the same physical laws as ours, with the distinction of all laws being demonstrably deterministic (by which I do not claim our physical laws are not, merely that we don't know for certain (but determining determinism with certainty is itself an impossibility)). Thus, would two souls belonging to two physical bodies meet, their sexual intercourse would be determined by whether the physical bodies had sex. If the souls were able to perform actions leading to pregnancy which did not exist in the "real" world, the two worlds would quickly desynchronize, thus the bodies in both worlds would differ, meaning there is no link between the two worlds.

If instead, there is no link between these two worlds, then it can not be said that a soul belongs to a physical body, rather the spiritual world is indistinguishable from a separate universe with distinct people and properties. And since there are no souls belonging to any bodies, it can not be said that two person's souls would fuck, as there is no basis for which to tie a body to a soul.

Two souls may not be pregnant as seperate from the pregnancy of their belonging physical bodies. Q.E.D.
 
shidoshi said:
I didn't grow up in California, which is why people using "dude" around me is one of the many things about LA that drives me insane.

God that word is the worst.
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My ex hated when I called her that D: it's a very polarizing word apparently. Kinda like "bro".
 
shidoshi said:
I didn't grow up in California, which is why people using "dude" around me is one of the many things about LA that drives me insane.

God that word is the worst.
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Dude, man, are you going to go back from where you came? Can't refuse that Cali life.

Moral of the story: you can be a dude-man regardless of gender.
 
CesspoolofHatred said:
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Safety and security is paramount first and foremost. But posts saying things like what you both say are redundant. They just add fuel to the fire and serve to be post-bait.

After some silence, everyone understands it's not something to talk about and it'll stop on it's own.

Adding to that, everyone has already read what NotTheGuyYouKill posted and the admins regularly check the threads as well.

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No one will disagree with anything you said above and it's your thread so you'll run it the way you want.

I'm not a reader of the thread and I just posted here since it was getting bumped way too much for the same thing yesterday.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
People's desire for schaddenfruede is secondary to people's safety.
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However the above line is in poor taste if that is your assumption about posters in this thread. Wanting to know something is not equal to feeling schadenfreude.

Got to give credit to GAF more. The majority here are a very mature bunch.

dani_dc said:
People are just curious, but the situation sounds understandable enough.
That sounds like the right call, shame that it got sent in the first place.
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This is it, really. Hopefully the person who sent it will take some time to reflect on whatever they have done.
 
Xpike said:
C'mon dude.
xhamster or just go to reddit to skip most of the searching
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I'm not a fan of their layout.

NeOak said:
It's a she ;)
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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Dude, no. It's a guy thing.
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thezerofire said:
dude is gender-neutral, it's like you guys didn't even grow up in california or something
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One of my professors wrote about the linguistic uses of dude, here let me link the paper. Either way language doesn't bow to your prescriptivist whims, dude. Come on bro, don't be that way.
 
tringworldso said:
Safety and security is paramount first and foremost. But posts saying things like what you both say are redundant. They just add fuel to the fire and serve to be post-bait.

After some silence, everyone understands it's not something to talk about and it'll stop on it's own.

Adding to that, everyone has already read what NotTheGuyYouKill posted and the admins regularly check the threads as well.


No one will disagree with anything you said above and it's your thread so you'll run it the way you want.

I'm not a reader of the thread and I just posted here since it was getting bumped way too much for the same thing yesterday.


However the above line is in poor taste if that is your assumption about posters in this thread. Wanting to know something is not equal to feeling schadenfreude.

Got to give credit to GAF more. The majority here are a very mature bunch.


This is it, really. Hopefully the person who sent it will take some time to reflect on whatever they have done.
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But I love schadenfreude.
 
Valhelm said:
Dude is gendered in the third person, but not in the second person. For now, at least.

English is funny.
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The word dude means "well dressed man." It can be used on any person of any gender.
 
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