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NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management

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terrisus

terrisus

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Featheredkitten said:
Most people do!

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It's alright, I still love you =)
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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I have a gripe about the internet practice of laying praise and hosannas on someone just because they wield a gif, which they did not make themselves.

Even more irksome, when the gif-wielder has the nerve to call the gif - and I quote -"my" gif.

Bitch, just because you right-click-save a boatload of gifs from your dash on tumblr... doesn't make a single one of them "your" gif.

Stop congratulating yourself on your gif thievery. Especially when you try to use that shit as a reaction, and it misses the message, the mark, the bulleye and the point. Learn to be fucking responsive at least, bitch.

My confession is that I'm an angry, petty person on the internet, but that doesn't invaldiate the the fact that non-gif-makers taking credit for merely posting gifs is some annoying eyeroll-inducing bullshit.

Non-gif-makers who post gifs just for the giddiness and silliness of it - without self-congratulation - are alright. Carry on.

But anyone who has called a gif "my gif" which they didn't personally make themselves, fuck off. You're not popular, you delusional bitch.
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JBourne

maybe tomorrow it rains
Yes, gifural appropriation is a pretty disgusting practice. It really needs to be stopped.

I made this gif in reaction to that wonderful confession:

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Hyperactivity

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I've got a follow-up from Soulfucker here:



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And the confession box is, once again, empty. Feel free to send in more confessions if you feel you have something you need to say. I do read all the confessions even if I don't post a few of them.

As for me, I'm finished up work and now I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a few hours because delving into the depravity is exhausting.

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I'll check the box again in a few days. In the meantime, if you haven't already done so, why not read the entire thread? There are some very fascinating things to read here. Why not offer advice to a Confessor you missed or haven't responded to? There's A-Cup, Shower Jerker, Scumbag Dad, really, a whole host of fascinating people.

And these fascinating people are you.
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I'm so confused

What?!
 
terrisus

terrisus

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Re: Images of varying sorts

I don't claim to (and didn't) make any of the GAF images on my website.
I just have them on there as a convenient way to access them for posting here.
 
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CesspoolofHatred

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Hyperactivity said:
I'm so confused

What?!
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You know.

Soulfucking.

Something that should be completely impossible.

Chainsawkitten said:
Souls or spirits have been the subject of philosophers for millennia who have posited that for some unexplainable reason, the human conscience can not be explained by natural means alone. Rene Descartés ("I think, therefore I am") posited a theory of mind-body dualism by which the body relayed information to the immaterial spirit. His theory would belong to one of two major camps of dualist theory, substance dualism, that holds that the mind is formed by substances distinct from physical substances and for which physical laws do not apply. In his book, The Concept of Mind, Gilbert Ryle criticized this Cartesian mind-body dualism, calling it the doctrine of the "ghost in the machine". Imagine a machine which acts fully according to physical laws, down to the very last detail. Imagine now that there is an immaterial ghost giving instructions to this machine. However, since the machine is governed by physical laws and the ghost is not, there can be no interaction between the ghost and the machine. For if the ghost were to interact with the physical world, its action would be physical in nature and thus not immaterial. Since the machine is governed by physical laws, there is no room for the ghost to affect it. Even if there is a link between the machine and the ghost, it could only be a one-way link, the ghost doomed to instruct the machine to do the things it's already doing. Or if we remove the ghost, there is no discernible difference. It might as well not exist.

If there is a spiritual world, then that world is either separate to ours or it is governed by ours. If there is a link between those worlds, it is a one-way-link, meaning the spiritual world would be governed by our physical laws, mimicing our world to the dot. In fact, such a world would be indistinguishable from a world governed by the same physical laws as ours, with the distinction of all laws being demonstrably deterministic (by which I do not claim our physical laws are not, merely that we don't know for certain (but determining determinism with certainty is itself an impossibility)). Thus, would two souls belonging to two physical bodies meet, their sexual intercourse would be determined by whether the physical bodies had sex. If the souls were able to perform actions leading to pregnancy which did not exist in the "real" world, the two worlds would quickly desynchronize, thus the bodies in both worlds would differ, meaning there is no link between the two worlds.

If instead, there is no link between these two worlds, then it can not be said that a soul belongs to a physical body, rather the spiritual world is indistinguishable from a separate universe with distinct people and properties. And since there are no souls belonging to any bodies, it can not be said that two person's souls would fuck, as there is no basis for which to tie a body to a soul.

Two souls may not be pregnant as seperate from the pregnancy of their belonging physical bodies. Q.E.D.
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So if a soul can become pregnant but their bodies don't, they're not really connected to each other?

Now I'm even more confused.
 
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CesspoolofHatred

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KING OF UGUU said:
I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never went on a date once.

I had a lot of friends and many of them were athletes/popular guys since I was really into sports and weightlifting. I thought this would eventually translate into some kind of female interest but nope. I was the odd man out and eventually I gave up. It seemed like in the circles, the guys would pair up with the girls but the girls left over would just pursue other guys or wait in the wings for relationships to break up so they could go in. I tried but at best, the girls were just polite to me because since I was good friends with their friend's boyfriends. In the end, I just focused on having fun with my friends and I had a very good time.

In college, I assumed this would be solved but nope. Again, I had a lot of friends but no girls ever showed any interest in me. Again, I'd make attempts but it never went anywhere with anyone. So I'd keep my head down, focus on homework, working out, and hanging out with friends.

Since I graduated, I've been working my ass off, getting up to management level and making very good money (six figures). Still, no women. I have no trouble talking to girls but it seems like when push comes to shove, no interest. At this point I've considered giving up because I can't imagine an adult woman wanting to play sexual catch-up. I dress very nice, take very good care of myself, and have various ambitions life but it hasn't translated to any sexual interest.

It isn't that bad. I'm debt free, do very well, like my job, can do whatever I want (except for the women part lol) and I'm pretty happy. It's just this giant hole in my existence. It seems like I'm at the now or never stage in things, although I suspect that I reached that point almost a decade earlier, going with the latter option.
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Well, what specific ways have you been attempting to get girls to date you? That might be your stumbling block.
 
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weemadarthur

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Uguu, you're brave enough to post a public confession in an anonymous thread.

Try asking people you know if they can set you up with available women. Your friends ' girlfriends, your own mother if she's still with you. Just be casual and say now that work is on track, you're ready to settle down.
 
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Yrael

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KING OF UGUU said:
I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never went on a date once.

I had a lot of friends and many of them were athletes/popular guys since I was really into sports and weightlifting. I thought this would eventually translate into some kind of female interest but nope. I was the odd man out and eventually I gave up. It seemed like in the circles, the guys would pair up with the girls but the girls left over would just pursue other guys or wait in the wings for relationships to break up so they could go in. I tried but at best, the girls were just polite to me because since I was good friends with their friend's boyfriends. In the end, I just focused on having fun with my friends and I had a very good time.

In college, I assumed this would be solved but nope. Again, I had a lot of friends but no girls ever showed any interest in me. Again, I'd make attempts but it never went anywhere with anyone. So I'd keep my head down, focus on homework, working out, and hanging out with friends.

Since I graduated, I've been working my ass off, getting up to management level and making very good money (six figures). Still, no women. I have no trouble talking to girls but it seems like when push comes to shove, no interest. At this point I've considered giving up because I can't imagine an adult woman wanting to play sexual catch-up. I dress very nice, take very good care of myself, and have various ambitions life but it hasn't translated to any sexual interest.

It isn't that bad. I'm debt free, do very well, like my job, can do whatever I want (except for the women part lol) and I'm pretty happy. It's just this giant hole in my existence. It seems like I'm at the now or never stage in things, although I suspect that I reached that point almost a decade earlier, going with the latter option.
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Have you tried online dating?
 
terrisus

terrisus

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KING OF UGUU said:
I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never went on a date once.
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I found my wife on an online dating website back in 2002, when that sort of thing was far less common.
Online dating websites are all over the place now.

Hop onto one, fill out your profile with all the worst things about you, being upfront about everything.
Then, send out a message to a bunch of people in your area, asking them to check it out, and write back to you if they're not scared off.

Doesn't matter if 99 out of 100 people don't write back.
You'll get someone who will write back.


Source: Personal experience >.>
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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KING OF UGUU said:
I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never went on a date once.

I had a lot of friends and many of them were athletes/popular guys since I was really into sports and weightlifting. I thought this would eventually translate into some kind of female interest but nope. I was the odd man out and eventually I gave up. It seemed like in the circles, the guys would pair up with the girls but the girls left over would just pursue other guys or wait in the wings for relationships to break up so they could go in. I tried but at best, the girls were just polite to me because since I was good friends with their friend's boyfriends. In the end, I just focused on having fun with my friends and I had a very good time.

In college, I assumed this would be solved but nope. Again, I had a lot of friends but no girls ever showed any interest in me. Again, I'd make attempts but it never went anywhere with anyone. So I'd keep my head down, focus on homework, working out, and hanging out with friends.

Since I graduated, I've been working my ass off, getting up to management level and making very good money (six figures). Still, no women. I have no trouble talking to girls but it seems like when push comes to shove, no interest. At this point I've considered giving up because I can't imagine an adult woman wanting to play sexual catch-up. I dress very nice, take very good care of myself, and have various ambitions life but it hasn't translated to any sexual interest.

It isn't that bad. I'm debt free, do very well, like my job, can do whatever I want (except for the women part lol) and I'm pretty happy. It's just this giant hole in my existence. It seems like I'm at the now or never stage in things, although I suspect that I reached that point almost a decade earlier, going with the latter option.
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The heck. You sound like a catch. Tell your guy friends to set you up on a blind date or something.

JBourne said:
Yes, gifural appropriation is a pretty disgusting practice. It really needs to be stopped.

I made this gif in reaction to that wonderful confession:

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This is legit amazing.
 
NeOak

NeOak

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KING OF UGUU said:
I'm a 29 year old virgin who has never went on a date once.

I had a lot of friends and many of them were athletes/popular guys since I was really into sports and weightlifting. I thought this would eventually translate into some kind of female interest but nope. I was the odd man out and eventually I gave up. It seemed like in the circles, the guys would pair up with the girls but the girls left over would just pursue other guys or wait in the wings for relationships to break up so they could go in. I tried but at best, the girls were just polite to me because since I was good friends with their friend's boyfriends. In the end, I just focused on having fun with my friends and I had a very good time.

In college, I assumed this would be solved but nope. Again, I had a lot of friends but no girls ever showed any interest in me. Again, I'd make attempts but it never went anywhere with anyone. So I'd keep my head down, focus on homework, working out, and hanging out with friends.

Since I graduated, I've been working my ass off, getting up to management level and making very good money (six figures). Still, no women. I have no trouble talking to girls but it seems like when push comes to shove, no interest. At this point I've considered giving up because I can't imagine an adult woman wanting to play sexual catch-up. I dress very nice, take very good care of myself, and have various ambitions life but it hasn't translated to any sexual interest.

It isn't that bad. I'm debt free, do very well, like my job, can do whatever I want (except for the women part lol) and I'm pretty happy. It's just this giant hole in my existence. It seems like I'm at the now or never stage in things, although I suspect that I reached that point almost a decade earlier, going with the latter option.
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I'd like to direct you to our Dating thread.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=916630

Post away.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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Not a particularly exciting one... but here goes:

Sex bores me. For as long as I can remember, and for whoever I was with, sex has always been something that seems like an amazing thing to be doing... but when it actually comes down to it I lose interest extremely quickly. Sometimes it just seems like effort, other times there are just other things I'd rather be doing. If I could list any 10 enjoyable things I do right now, the kinkiest, best sex I've ever had would probably rate somewhere around fifth most enjoyable.

It's not for lack of trying. I assumed (like many here will) that I was doing it wrong, or I was just with the wrong person. Well I've been with one person, two people, three people, and with varying sexes. I've done it indoors, outdoors, on the move and on the sly. I've tried most perversions that people could mention aside from a handful which were a bit much for my delicate stomach.

The chase is amazing, and you could describe the act to me and I'd be massively fired up, but when push comes to shove: Meh. It's just another way to pass time. It's been about three months since I had sex now and to be honest, I really don't care that much, though I guess I should probably have some soon before I get out of practice!

There's nothing medically wrong with me (testosterone etc all normal), but I'd guess by normal standards most people would consider me to be a little broken. Psychologically at least.
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Maybe you're asexual.

Or maybe there are some people out there that just don't care that much.

Eh. Or.... maybe when the aliens invade, that's when your time will come!
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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I think I might be really misogynistic. Basically I imagine my future with every attractive woman I meet. But I go farther. And like, my crushes get vaguely obsessive. Nobody knows this or suspects it, but sometimes I imagine shit like where I think she would want to go out for dinner, how she would be in bed, wedding venues, etc. It just like... sticks with me. I started when I was 15 and haven't stopped since.

I know this is creepy. I've never told anyone before. I'm kind of a feminist and I get along great with women. But I ahhhh I think things through.
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I don't think that makes you a misogynist. Truth be told, I do the same thing.

It's more sad than misognisticy.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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This is probably the most mundane confession you're going to get (It's not even a confession, really), but: I've forgotten how to ride a bike. Like, I could ride a bike when I was younger and did on occasion, then I didn't ride for a while, and when I tried to again... I couldn't.

This isn't something that I'm particularly worried about, but whenever someone says "you'll never forget how to do this, like when you learned to ride a bike", I kinda just look down and cringe inside a bit.
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I'm cringing pretty hard too.
 
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HGStormy

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Maybe you're asexual.

Or maybe there are some people out there that just don't care that much.

Eh. Or.... maybe when the aliens invade, that's when your time will come!
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To the confessor, I'm pretty much the exact same way. The thought of sex? Great. Actually having sex? Meh.
I'd rather cuddle :c
 
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JC Sera

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I'm cringing pretty hard too.
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Hey confessor its a thing that happens. For example if you had a growth spurt since learning, then your body is going to be different proportions, you are going to need to kind of learn it over again. A persons centre of gravity changes from being a small kid to an adult. Another reason (which happened to my mum) is inner ear/balance issue developing. Don't be too harsh on yourself :)

Also re:mysoginistic Its a thing girls do to guys/gals aswell. Its not as uncommon as you think.
 
Vigilant Walrus

Vigilant Walrus

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Here is an amazing one I saw on another forum. It cracked my brain in half so I kept a copy of the events because its so amazing/tragic/sad:



Grew up in a little town, became best friends with the hottest girl in my class. Never had the balls to say anything. We're best friends for 4-5 years until she had to go to college in another state. I never dared to make a move and always hated when she would come home in the weekends and we would hang, and she would tell about these cute guys.

After a few months she comes home and tells me she has gotten a boyfriend, a black footballer who was 6'8 and she would go into detail about how big his dick was. I wanted to kill myself and became severely depressed. Every time I watched porn I would just imagine her getting fucked so hard by this big strong athelete with his giant dick.

They broke up and and we still hanged out and after college she moved back home and everything was like it had always been. That summer after she had come home we went to a house party and ended up making out with girl. my crush through 8 years, my best friend. my dream I had fantasized about for so long.

limp dick. I couldnt get it up as we got it on. All I could think about her ex boyfriends big dick. I admit that I have been watching gay porn of BBC for a while, but I am not gay".


< And this is where he ends his confession.

To sum it up;

1) he had a crush on best friends for many years.
2) when she moves away for college and comes back home and tells about new boyfriends big dick he develops a complex
3) when girl finally comes home and he gets his chance with her, he cant get errect because all he can think about is that dick that has given him a complex
4) is watching gay porn but seems to be in denial about his sexuality. heart wants girl, but his penis dont work.



I don't have the original text, but I was sure it was not a troll. It was a very heavy thread with a surprising number of people who had creepy relatives sorta-pedophile stories. This one stuck out to me as really tragic.
Some of us have had a crush who we hung around for too long, but to go through all this, and then develop some sort of complex. goddamit, this must suck.
 
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