NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2014 - Confessember Be Upon Us - Under New Management

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The risks I take for you people while I'm at work. So I received this a few days ago and it rotted in the Spam Folder. Ooooooops.

Cumfession, Part 2:





And uh... pictures of... her sticky fingers.

Consider visiting Reddit's "Cum Tribute Me" (is that what it's called?) sub-reddit, Cumfessor (She calls herself Cum Dumpster, but that is just distasteful. I'd only call my wife that if she asked me and existed).
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Mineshaft_Gap said:
Gross.
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I pass no judgment.

Haha no, I'm actually super judgmental.

Though honestly compared to some of the confessions here, this is mild and optimistic.

As you can tell, I don't receive many happy confessions.

Cumfessor, A Cup, and Shampoo Jerker are the only confessions that make me feel like the world is not gray and cold and Nolanesque.

I'm considering myself lucky. Ronito received dick pics.

Also this is not gross. The one coming later tonight... that's gross.
 
Soon NotTheGuyYouKill will see why ronito always has that insane gleam in his eyes.

He's crying now.

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Before long he'll be laughing.

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vikki said:
I can't imagine most of these confessions belonging to anyone posting in this thread. I think it's better to not know. I don't want the confession to affect how I view the poster.
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Several people in this thread have already admitted to sending in confessions!

One of us could be doozy.
 
XANDER CAGE said:
For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
O futa dicks, and other thrills
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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The risks I take for you people while I'm at work. So I received this a few days ago and it rotted in the Spam Folder. Ooooooops.

Cumfession, Part 2:





And uh... pictures of... her sticky fingers.

Consider visiting Reddit's "Cum Tribute Me" (is that what it's called?) sub-reddit, Cumfessor (She calls herself Cum Dumpster, but that is just distasteful. I'd only call my wife that if she asked me and existed).
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This thread yo, this thread.
 
Befriended an international girl at University.

The other day she dressed all nice and it turned me on quite a bit.

So later that night when I was tugging it out something wasn't right and couldn't get going.

So whilst having a fap I messaged her asking if she could send me some selfie pics because I had a funny pic editor app on my phone.

She sent me two which were nice but not enough to finish the job. So asked for more saying the face distance wasn't right for the editor and needed full body shots.

Got 3 more, finished and then quickly downloaded some random app, put two pics through and sent it to her. She found it funny.

Felt a bit scumbaggy afterwards, but I help her out a lot on the course and don't expect anything back sexually. Just like helping people to see them happy.
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You are gross.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The risks I take for you people while I'm at work. So I received this a few days ago and it rotted in the Spam Folder. Ooooooops.

Cumfession, Part 2:





And uh... pictures of... her sticky fingers.

Consider visiting Reddit's "Cum Tribute Me" (is that what it's called?) sub-reddit, Cumfessor (She calls herself Cum Dumpster, but that is just distasteful. I'd only call my wife that if she asked me and existed).
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FUCK.
 
Fiction said:
Yay, now I get to think of all the pictures I've ever posted online or sent to people!

>.<

Though to be fair I am not a 10 and never naked in said photos, so the risk is low.
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I think people that do this thing do so exactly because they know the person more so than just based on looks or nudity, there's more than enough material for that online. It's about a "personal" contact of sorts, so clothes and not being a 10 shouldn't stop anyone.
 
Cumfessor is probably a joke character. I can't picture ANY members of Girl GAF being a"cum dumpster." All ladies here are pure class.

I have a confession. To the GAFFER that I like, please figure out that I like you and ask me out.
 
Mineshaft_Gap said:
Cumfessor is probably a joke character. I can't picture ANY members of Girl GAF being a"cum dumpster." All ladies here are pure class.

I have a confession. I've got a crush on a gaffer but I won't say who it is because having a crush on an internet forum guy is dopey and I'm shy and hey ALS challenge guy what's your name?
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Internet folk certainly like their kinks.

Crushing on gaffers is adorable! You should hit him up. Go go more gaffer romances
 
Mineshaft_Gap said:
Cumfessor is probably a joke character. I can't picture ANY members of Girl GAF being a"cum dumpster." All ladies here are pure class.

I have a confession. To the GAFFER that I like, please figure out that I like you and ask me out.
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I am free and available.

Oh, it's not me is it?
 
Mineshaft_Gap said:
Cumfessor is probably a joke character. I can't picture ANY members of Girl GAF being a"cum dumpster." All ladies here are pure class.

I have a confession. To the GAFFER that I like, please figure out that I like you and ask me out.
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Most guys are dense and/or oblivious, particularly on the internet. Hell, my first girlfriend had to bonk me on the head just to get me to ask her out.
 
Mineshaft_Gap said:
Cumfessor is probably a joke character. I can't picture ANY members of Girl GAF being a"cum dumpster." All ladies here are pure class.

I have a confession. To the GAFFER that I like, please figure out that I like you and ask me out.
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Deflecting suspicions uh?

More seriously, in such a large forum we're bound to have people with all sort of fetishes, and having a fetish for people cummings inside of her isn't that odd of a fetish all things considering.

Nothing in the confession indicated that the person in question was a "cum dumpster" in the traditional sense of the expression either.

Its pretty hard for someone to figure someone else likes them online unless the person makes it super obvious, and even then the person might miss it. Plus some people don't even consider the idea of someone liking them online. So if you like someone on GAF it might be best to just be straight forward about it, not sure waiting would get you far. Or at least give more hints.

I had no idea you were a female.
 
I've gotten a couple of romantic "overtures" in the Confession box. I'm unsure how to post it if they spell out which GAFer they're crushing on and attaching photos of said GAFer.

Muscular photos of said GAFer. Yowza.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I've gotten a couple of romantic "overtures" in the Confession box. I'm unsure how to post it if they spell out which GAFer they're crushing on and attaching photos of said GAFer.

Muscular photos of said GAFer. Yowza.
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Does said gaffer contain contain visible abs? Or is it just more of a giant ball of mass?
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I've gotten a couple of romantic "overtures" in the Confession box. I'm unsure how to post it if they spell out which GAFer they're crushing on and attaching photos of said GAFer.

Muscular photos of said GAFer. Yowza.
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I suggest you be as discreet as possible, but at the same time give as much detail as possible.

Catch my drift?
 
Not really a confession but a nice story to cheer things up.

So about 12 years ago i had found a rather large sum of money wont say how much but me being a huge believer in Karma's a bitch i turned the money over and waited. About 2 months went buy and the owner of the money claimed it the person found out where i lived and came to my house to thank me and gave me a reward for helping them out and because of that i bought my first gamecube :)
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
The risks I take for you people while I'm at work. So I received this a few days ago and it rotted in the Spam Folder. Ooooooops.

Cumfession, Part 2:





And uh... pictures of... her sticky fingers.

Consider visiting Reddit's "Cum Tribute Me" (is that what it's called?) sub-reddit, Cumfessor (She calls herself Cum Dumpster, but that is just distasteful. I'd only call my wife that if she asked me and existed).
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She can PM me any time.
 
Befriended an international girl at University.

The other day she dressed all nice and it turned me on quite a bit.

So later that night when I was tugging it out something wasn't right and couldn't get going.

So whilst having a fap I messaged her asking if she could send me some selfie pics because I had a funny pic editor app on my phone.

She sent me two which were nice but not enough to finish the job. So asked for more saying the face distance wasn't right for the editor and needed full body shots.

Got 3 more, finished and then quickly downloaded some random app, put two pics through and sent it to her. She found it funny.

Felt a bit scumbaggy afterwards, but I help her out a lot on the course and don't expect anything back sexually. Just like helping people to see them happy.
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That's fucked up. You should have told her why you wanted them to see if she was okay with it.

Fiction said:
Though to be fair I am not a 10 and never naked in said photos, so the risk is low.
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WRONG. If a guy finds you arousing he can make it happen.
 
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