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Snuggles said:
Pretty much. No perspective, but knows everything.
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I know everything about being a child that was born under shit circumstances and suffering plenty for it. I also know that raising an unwanted child is virtually never the best choice for anyone, pregnancy and birth control aren't difficult to understand for someone of age with internet access, and that any firm general stance against abortion is dangerous and selfish at best. You bring up irony by saying 'no, YOU'RE stupid' in one post and follow it up with THIS one? I could outperspective you any day, son!
 
Forgot about this thread, comeon OP we all want to know :D

Either A) she is pregnant B) did you try and break up with her? I always hear the I'm pregnant story when I break

Good luck man :)
 
KnockOneOff said:
Forgot about this thread, comeon OP we all want to know :D

Either A) she is pregnant B) did you try and break up with her? I always hear the I'm pregnant story when I break

Good luck man :)
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You always have women telling you they're pregnant when you break up with them? Yeeesh.
 
cyberheater said:
GAF's definition of urine is a bit fluid these days going by some of the recent threads I've seen.
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Heh didn't want to say anything but we just had a scare too. Period came though. never been so happy to not have sex for a few days.

The Lamonster said:
Yes, it's that easy to convince someone to change their views on abortion!
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My gf says abortion shouldn't be illegal because she respects a womans right to choose and for some people abortion is the best option. But she says she wouldn't do it, especially because its with me and we've been together for almost 2 years. It might be different if we had just met.

However, when we had a previous pregnancy scare I told her that there's a pill you can take if its early on. First time she heard of it. She thought it was either Plan B in time or surgery. Some people don't know of all the options
 
Yep, I'm joining the bandwagon of she's preggers. Red flag was her saying she "forgot" to do it and being evasive
 
I've really got to say this thread and the previous one are some of the weirdest stuff I've seen on GAF in the past two weeks.

What will egruntz's next thread be about?
 
davepoobond said:
I'm willing to bet ever since she started saying "thank you" she hasn't been taking her birth control. She wants to lock that shit down!
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She's going with the villainous long con. This has all been an elaborate play on the OP. He is dealing with a master craftsman of the terror. BE CAREFUL
 
Rule # 1: Fucking wait. Don't do or say anything until you know for sure. And I mean 120%.

If she's pregnant then congrats your a dad bro, and don't repeat the sins of our fathers. If she's not, then cross your stars, kiss the sky and wrap yo dick in the future.
 
davepoobond said:
I'm willing to bet ever since she started saying "thank you" she hasn't been taking her birth control. She wants to lock that shit down!
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Shit, that would be a pretty dark twist to the story.

I hope OP delivers good news, from which we can all laugh.
 
The least we can do after we kinda mocked him for some pages heh.
 
God damn LMAO.

This is like green is noise thread.
 
Nah, the "Thank you" thread was like the "Green is noise" thread.
This would be like if Nate had created a thematic follow-up thread >.>
 
exmachina64 said:
I've really got to say this thread and the previous one are some of the weirdest stuff I've seen on GAF in the past two weeks.

What will egruntz's next thread be about?
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"Hey GAF,

Gave girlfriend a #3 at McDonald's and super-sized it. Said she'd go through with the abortion now.

So the steps say insert hanger. Should I use a wooden hanger or a plastic hanger? A hanger is a triangle with a hook at the tip, right? God, so clueless."
 
egruntz said:
I don't know exactly what's going on. So all day yesterday I've been texting her to get an update. She didn't respond. I thought it's fine, she's at work, can't text right now. Later yesterday she finally texts back, "Forgot to take it..." A little frustrating but whatever, we'll wait one more day, who cares? This morning, I'm at work. I text her, "Update?" and another delay in her response. Before I left work I got the text, "Unsure. Don't think I'm doing it right. Don't understand it."

??????

I'm about ready to drive over there and force her to pee on it while I watch. I just want to know!

(These tests are done through urine, right? God, so clueless.)

And that's the update for now. That is: don't know still and I'm kind of getting uneasy.
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OP, you dad yet?
 
egruntz said:
I don't know exactly what's going on. So all day yesterday I've been texting her to get an update. She didn't respond. I thought it's fine, she's at work, can't text right now. Later yesterday she finally texts back, "Forgot to take it..." A little frustrating but whatever, we'll wait one more day, who cares? This morning, I'm at work. I text her, "Update?" and another delay in her response. Before I left work I got the text, "Unsure. Don't think I'm doing it right. Don't understand it."

??????

I'm about ready to drive over there and force her to pee on it while I watch. I just want to know!

(These tests are done through urine, right? God, so clueless.)

And that's the update for now. That is: don't know still and I'm kind of getting uneasy.
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What? How?
 
im in a similar sitch atm too OP.

waiting for my wife's aunt flo to come any day...but may have actually came in her a little bit the other day. ruh-roh!
 
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