why do you take up so much of my husbands time?
- Thread starter Khalifa Jayy
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lol
It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
This is amazing.
Long live The Neo.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
PirateKing
Junior Member
Is it cuz I'm mobile or your name isn't red anymore?
He stepped down.
Oh wait, that's a serious answer in a non serious thread...
He stepped UP! Because he's in Australia and everything is the opposite over there or something a ha ha ha cough.
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to get involved with some lighthearted gaming discussion and I realized that you're not actually normal posters. Every poster on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you Gaffers do not. You move to a thread and you multiply and multiply until every notion of common sense is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another topic. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A computer virus. Non-gamers are a
SneakyStephan
Banned
People come here for one of these things:
-worship their favorite video game company and fight over it
-discuss porn in a civilized manner
-post/read about terrible things that happened in the world today (rip Gaborn)
-share incredibly personal stories/facts/experiences and foolishly ask other members for advice
e.g one guy made a thread about how he was watching porn on his ipad in the same room as his sister, but forgot to plug in his headphones and she could hear everything (green is noises)
Another person may share that they are pooping blood and explain in great detail how their butthole itches or ask who else pees sitting down.
Just two days ago someone posted a picture of their fleshlight in a thread discussing which one is the best one to get.
-fight over wether it's better to be circumsized or not, and if tipping is right or wrong
-fawn over cartoon ponies or creepy anime girls that look like children but they have almost no clothes on and 'are 200 years old'
-share animated gifs, like so :
-talk about people who talk about/make games and how bad they are
-argue about pop music/sports
your husband is probably doing all of these
-worship their favorite video game company and fight over it
-discuss porn in a civilized manner
-post/read about terrible things that happened in the world today (rip Gaborn)
-share incredibly personal stories/facts/experiences and foolishly ask other members for advice
e.g one guy made a thread about how he was watching porn on his ipad in the same room as his sister, but forgot to plug in his headphones and she could hear everything (green is noises)
Another person may share that they are pooping blood and explain in great detail how their butthole itches or ask who else pees sitting down.
Just two days ago someone posted a picture of their fleshlight in a thread discussing which one is the best one to get.
-fight over wether it's better to be circumsized or not, and if tipping is right or wrong
-fawn over cartoon ponies or creepy anime girls that look like children but they have almost no clothes on and 'are 200 years old'
-share animated gifs, like so :
-talk about people who talk about/make games and how bad they are
-argue about pop music/sports
your husband is probably doing all of these
It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
lol This is gold.
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=966248
You should read this thread of his, OP. All of your questions will be answered.
You should read this thread of his, OP. All of your questions will be answered.
Fetch quest.
Robottiimu2000
Member
Damn, I hate those!
Marriage is just one long fetch quest?
The reward's pretty bad. Buff please.
Outstanding.
Real or not this thread is hilarious. I'm totally calling this place The Neo from now on.
Hip Hop
Member
What....what is this?
Kinda scary, isn't it. The identity of this place is being re-invented by an infiltrator so casually that it doesn't even register properly.
Clearly this is some kind of mind control technique test.
Back in 2010, OP was all about the chase. In the past 5 years he stopped chasing. We can only ask, "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
I for one welcome our new mind controlling overlords.
Alcoholikaust
Member
*Reads post history
yeah that's about right
yeah that's about right
Escort mission.
A-fucking-mazing
It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.
Sho_Nuff82
Member
I'll be right back... Just got something in my eyes is all.
Xion_Stellar
People should stop referencing data that makes me feel uncomfortable because games get ported to platforms I don't like
Hahaha wow seriously I'm going to remember this thread for some time.