I accidentally turned my Xbox One on, so I figured, eh, what the hell.
Loaded up BTB, took too long to find a match, but yay, koth on Infinity! Wow, even teams! I hadn't played Infinity on MCC yet, so that's exciting. Game hangs at "Connecting to session." Uh oh. Get the host migration message before the load screen even pops up. Fantastic. Game starts, other team is down two guys. Game is laggy. Die once, hangs on waiting for space to clear, Game Over.
I have serious doubts about this patch. The staggering incompetence and apathy displayed by 343 so far inspires little faith. At best matchmaking will be noticeably better. But there are so many issues and so much missing functionality that we will never get our promised "just as you remember" experience.
We'll never gets emblems displayed in Halo 2, because 343 was too lazy to include emblems on a game by game basis. That's okay, I don't need to tell the difference between my friends and randoms. Exactly as it shipped ten years ago!
We'll never get to mix and match armor in Halo 3 and 4, because that would require a tiny bit of effort. We'll never get the missing armor sets either. Why? Because again, effort.
Could they put online co-op on dedicated servers? You know, to make it remotely playable? Sure they could. Will they? No. Effort.
The theater issues? Forge? Saved films? File share? I can't see them putting in the effort.
Dedicated servers? They'll probably just find a way to more efficiently hide the fact that they aren't working.
You think they'll ever fix the sound in Halo 3? Maybe. It's too noticeable to hide forever. I put this one at 50/50.
Lighting and effects issues in Halo 4? They might fix this, since it's their own baby.
We're so beaten at this point we'll be content with the network issues being resolved, but we shouldn't be. We deserve a fix and implementation of all of these. We deserve a fully functioning Master Chief Collection. But we won't get it. Because they don't care. They got people like me to buy an Xbox One. They'll most likely get the network to a barely passable state and, outside of a playlist update or two, just walk away. On to Halo 5.
Compensation, you say? One map for a game that only has six! Six! Anniversary multiplayer was one of their main selling points! Gee, thanks for the effort. Another campaign!? Something that runs on the same engine as a game that was already ported?! Gosh I'll bet that took a lot of effort to drag and drop ODST in there.
Yeah, I just typed a huge rant that no one is going to read or respond to, and at the end of the day, even though everyone here loves them dearly, we shouldn't get worked up too much over video games. But for me, as a consumer, as a long time Xbox customer, the disrespect here is the big problem. We've got 343 mouthpieces with the unmitigated gall to tell us they didn't see this coming until it was released. That the dedicated servers are working most of the time. These are lies. Microsoft has zero respect for me. They lied to me, took my $460, gave me a barely functioning game in return, and then lied to me some more. And I hate to be that guy who throws a fit and says "you just lost a customer," but right now it's hard to see myself making another major Xbox purchase ever again.
Exactly as it shipped ten years ago!
Can't believe I can't get a refund for this.