Jurassic World - Official Global Trailer
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brochiller
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I like the direction conveyed in this trailer much more than the other two. I was excited anyway though because dinosaurs.
Natureboy99
Banned
This. It's looking better, but definitely a different flavor from older JP films.
Given the generic Hollywood toilet humour at the start, the archetype character set and witless dialogue, and the massive yet instantly forgettable set pieces, I'd say the chances of a better description are slim.
brandonh83
Banned
That would have been worse.
ryutaro's mama
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We just disagree here. It's like they are trying to rehab the raptors Ala T2 (he's the good guy this time!) and it just comes across as corny to me. An obvious plot device to make the raptor "cool" to the viewer.
As an aside, it comes across a little weird that, within this world of JP, they would take on the liability of continuing to breed raptors (after they nearly killed the grandkids of the founder of JP).
I hope they explain how they created a more controllable raptor all while being unable to manipulate the DNA of the man made hybrid Indomimus Rex.
Jawmuncher
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Thankfully GAF is far from the masses. If 4 transformer movies can kill at the Box Office, i'm sure Jurassic World will be alright.
At least "so are we" would have had a little bite to it.
Bland is all this trailer has.
Fine Ham Abounds
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That's even a line of dialog in the trailer
I kind of look at it that they knew no one would be hyped over CG critters anymore so they had to turn it up a notch.
Personally, the most interesting thing about dinosaurs is that they were real. Bringing them back is an exciting prospect. The idea from the original movie where using high tech to resurrect ancient nature and having ancient nature win is perhaps a tired trope but is at least still compelling.
The idea of trainable dinos vs engineered dinos sounds like nothing but a pitch for a line of toys and dilutes what should be an inherent sense of discovery (even if completely imaginary) of the nature of the creatures. This may be irrelevant for anyone else, but to me that means this might as well be a killer robot movie and feels like it eliminates the point of having dinosaurs at all.
Chances of a dinosaur shitting on one of the trainers in the first 10 minutes? 100%?
GoonerTRON
Banned
As you should be.
Calcium
Banned
It's not getting anywhere near as much hate as it usually gets on GAF.
When the characters are defecating all over each other in place of cracking decent jokes it would definitely fit.
GoonerTRON
Banned
At least it's using a variety of words rather than parroting what she said, and adding an adjective. It also doesn't help that prattpratt delivered the line terribly. Like just the structure of that sentence is awkward, when spoken allowed.
brandonh83
Banned
If you're excited for something it doesn't matter what others think, particularly around a movie that was being shot down as soon as the director was announced. Who gives a fuck just be excited. If people can get excited about Vin Diesel driving cars through skyscrapers to the point where it can be the fastest movie to a billion dollars, I would say being excited about this is more than acceptable.
Rastafarian42
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Best trailer I've seen for the movie so far will be there day one.
That first joke by CP in the new trailer is basement level humour fresh from one of Bay's extravaganzas. The original JP didn't ever feel that cheap.
Essentially this. When they mention that they appear to be communicating (and as Pratt says at the start it's about respect), the human-made dino wins over the raptors to its side.
Chezzymann
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Pretty decent trailer. Better than the others. Will be there day twenty seven.
Looks like a videogame.
brandonh83
Banned
Not even close.
maquiladora
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Ugh....all uninspiring CG-by-the-numbers, guns, explosions and cheese. No heart, no charm, no sense of wonder or mystery or any of the tone that made people fall in love with Jurassic Park.
Agreed.
That first line gave the writer so much potential to play with, and CP's response is the best they could come up with?
It doesn't bode well for the rest of the script.
I honestly can't believe you're defending that exchange.
Sectorseven
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Eh, not really doing it for me. Getting a lot of Jaws 3D vibes.
The original JP doesn't really have cheap humor. Even ol' dude saying he hates Goldblum is earned.
NerdEyeBlind
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brandonh83
Banned
I'm not saying it's the best thing written on a page but it's not Bay humor either. I know Bay humor and... no, sorry.
Exactly.
The original also had a sense of wonder and magic, I'm willing to bet this film is utterly devoid of that due to the cookie cutter design.
Maybe Bay is a little lower overall but the dialogue and humour is definitely in the same bracket even if it is nearer the top. Ie: pretty awful.
when this movie inevitably makes a lot of money and a sequel is made
what will the hook be
jurassic park will have failed three times (isla nublar, san diego, isla nublar mk2)
just rehash one of the sequels? but after the third, wouldn't the military then just wipe the dinos out?
what will the hook be
jurassic park will have failed three times (isla nublar, san diego, isla nublar mk2)
just rehash one of the sequels? but after the third, wouldn't the military then just wipe the dinos out?
Bobby Roberts
Banned
That's a big pile of shit.
Anton Sugar
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I actually really appreciate the attempt to "animalize" the raptors. Showing the ability to be trained makes them more like actual dinosaurs (as animals that, behavior-wise, are similar to "killing machine predators" of the modern day) and less as chaotic killing machines, although there is obviously an element of that.
NCR Redslayer
NeoGAF's Vegeta
Well the first thing is to be expected since it was in the first film, the second might ruin it though.
Jurassic World 2: Jurassic Moon!
Dinosaurs in space will be the only place to go after the overkill of this.
Fine Ham Abounds
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It's like the internet spawned it in the trailer lol.
Goddamnit, I had to watch the trailer again to make sure this wasn't actually in there
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