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[ItIsOkBro]

Where would all that poop go if not for the beard? You'd probably breathe it in.

 

[Bodacious]

 

[NullPointer]

Lots of hand washing and thorough beard scrubbing is the key, gents.

No shit.

 

[Naked Snake]

Where would all that poop go if not for the beard? You'd probably breathe it in.

Thread backfire!

 

[Enduin]

You see what happens Larry?
You see what happens?
This is what happens when you eat a stranger in the ass Larry.
This is what happens Larry.

 

[Exploding8]

I wash my beard every day and I wash my hands practically every time I do anything, so I'm not worried. Not surprised either, I've seen some grimy beards and there's no way everyones washing their beard like they're supposed to.

 

[CountAntonius]

That why you shouldn't wipe your ass with your beard.

 

[16BitNova]

This generation has to stop with that booty eating non sense.

 

[YoungHav]

James Harden has doodooface.

 

[Naked Snake]

This generation has to stop with that booty eating non sense.

Umm, I don't think it's a generational thing. It's part of oral sex, which is as old as time.

 

[TheZink]

Buttheads.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Rinse your beards after sex, guys.

 

[entremet]

Get a nice beard oil, dudes. Makes a big difference.

 

[Aeriscloud]

No shocking news title?

 

[Fushin]

Yep, eating soup or cereal with milk is just nasty

If you keep your mustache length in check there's really no problem. Don't let the stache come past your upper lip and it'll never get in your food. It takes all of five seconds every now and again with a pair of scissors.

 

[Dennis]

No shocking news title?

I think at some level we already knew this to be true.

 

[Komo]

Beards are already gross enough as it is

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Wait till the swab their mouths.

 

[3N16MA]

It's hair on your face. Keep it clean and healthy like you would the hair on your head and you will be fine.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I guess you can say he had
A
Shit eating

Grin

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

 

[RiverBed]

But I like poop ...

There is a sub-genre of porn dedicated to it, so so do others. Whatever floats your boat. The fact that you can get hepatitis c through it is it FYI.

 

[MikeDip]

There's poop particles everywhere don't worry about it. Come rub my beard it will be okay.

 

[MJLord]

If you keep your mustache length in check there's really no problem. Don't let the stache come past your upper lip and it'll never get in your food. It takes all of five seconds every now and again with a pair of scissors.

PO-LICE THAT MOU-STACHE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nEFLKpknM4&ab_channel=LeeBarker

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

Another win for #Teamcleanshave

 

[Magic Mushroom]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And we all know strong men have beards.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And we all know strong men have beards.

Fact.

 

[Dennis]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "being shitfaced"

 

[dragonelite]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. And we all know strong men have beards.

haha this probably..

 

[Syntsui]

Well, that's why people should take a shower everyday.

 

[dapperbandit]

Are we sure this isn't just down to hipsters constantly talking shit?

 

[Bloodrage]

I knew hipsters were dirty but this is just beyond. Never talking to a bearded man again. Giving new meaning to shit-faced.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

I knew hipsters were dirty but this is just beyond. Never talking to a bearded man again. Giving new meaning to shit-faced.

Well, I always knew Portlanders were full of shit. Now I have the proof.

(Keep in mind I was born/raised here and live here currently, lol)

 

[manzoman96]

I guess you can say he had
A
Shit eating

Grin

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

 

[DopeToast]

I'm growing a beard right now, and I promise I will try to keep poop out of it.

 

[Sigmaah]

Ima still rock a beard, lmao how tf u gonna let something like this scare you? Just wash your beard and you're gucci. Dudes wanna over analyze everything lol.

 

[Amory]

bushy beards grossed me the fuck out even before I read this.

 

[ohhthegore]

If you keep your mustache length in check there's really no problem. Don't let the stache come past your upper lip and it'll never get in your food. It takes all of five seconds every now and again with a pair of scissors.

I like having a big mustache though :-(

also if you're not super careful it's pretty easy to get soup or milk on the spot right under your bottom lip

 

[Trojita]

Several beards have normal bacteria

Some beards have fecal matter

No shit? Some people are dirty. Did you even check the rest of the person's bacteria?

 

[diaspora]

Filthy people will have shit on their face regardless of whether they have a beard.

But they'll have more with a beard.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Beards have hit critical mass anyway. Good timing.

 

[Laconic]

Someone needs to tell those neckbeards that hygiene isn't simply a greeting used for Mr. Hackman.

 

[joelseph]

Beards have hit critical mass anyway. Good timing.

Anyone is welcome in the club. Even you and nudemark

 

[Ray Wonder]

This is more a question of personal hygiene don't you think? I wash my beard, and condition it daily. Unless it has some magical poop magnet properties, there's no way it has any more bacteria than my hair, or face.

 

[God Dayumm]

Correlated with the rise in eating ass

 

[SquiddyCracker]

 

[Bizazedo]

My beard is awesome and the fact that I can grow an awesome one shall not be ripped away from me by obviously beardless researchers.

 

[FO-totality]

Beat me to it.

 

[WedgeX]

This sounds like a research study funded by the wonderful Gilette Corporation.

 

[HarryKS]

Modern beards don't look good. But go tell that to slack-jawed people who need to create an illusion.

 

[Can Crusher]

Gillette sales must be down.