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[Africanus]

That cheesy guitar.

 

[impirius]

itshappeningexceptwithronpaulsfacereplacedwithtrumpsfaceorsomething.gif

 

[EnlightenedMint]

I wish Palin would run, this would be the greatest GOP primaries of all time, if it isn't already.

 

[Slayven]

why?

 

[jon bones]

man, i love watching the right wing clown car

 

[Keysersoze]

Colbert should of waited until this election was over to retire. damn it.

 

[perfectchaos007]

"I will be the greatest president God ever created"

 

[Korigama]

The rock song that played after announcing that he's running for president before he went on to talk even MORE...it's borderline performance art.

 

[Chichikov]

🎵Rockin' in the free world 🎵

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

 

[Sickboy007]

He's really inspiring guys.

 

[CrimzonSamurai]

"I will be the greatest president God ever created"

The best *jobs* president.

 

[Jarrod38]

Trump has enough money to buy the Presidency.

 

[Dishwalla]

What's with all these clowns running on the Right? You know what, fuck it, Krusty the Clown for president in 2016. With Jack Box as VP.

 

[Bowdz]

The past 24 hours have been bonkers.

Sony's bombshell E3 conference. SpaceX announces Hyperloop test track. Donald Trump is finally running for President.

What the what?

 

[WarMacheen]

"I will be the greatest president God ever created"

The greatest "jobs" president god ever created

 

[JMDSO]

Great.

This should annoy the shit out of anyone who votes Republican.

Their whole primary is going to be a fucking circus with Trump involved.

 

[Fenderputty]

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away,
and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life,
and what she's done to it
There's one more kid
that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love,
never get to be cool.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

lol you mean a song is more than a chorus?

 

[Sickboy007]

He's talking about cocaine right?

 

[Chichikov]

Free trade is terrible, free trade is great.
Well, it would be great if Americans weren't stupid.

Trump is love, Trump is life.

Trump has enough money to buy the Presidency.

No one has enough money for that.

lol you mean a song is more than a chorus?

It's like every fucking election they fall for it.

Edit: yay story time!

 

[massoluk]

Thank God, I was just thinking there weren't enough candidates from the GOP to choose from.

 

[inm8num2]

 

[Korigama]

"We have people who are stupid. We have people who are not smart."

He actually said this. This guy, of all people.

Trump has enough money to buy the Presidency.

Romney thought the same of himself. Kinda didn't work out all that great for him.

 

[Crimson_Fate]

is that foam in the corner of his mouth ? Or android blood ?

 

[Parch]

He's actually Lex Luthor with a wig, right?

 

[Sickboy007]

He's actually Lex Luthor with a wig, right?

Nah, he's rich Biff from BttF2.

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

He's actually Lex Luthor with a wig, right?

Lex Luthor has charisma

 

[SteveWinwood]

i like china

i just sold an apartment for 15 million dollars to a guy from china

am i supposed to hate them?

 

[WarMacheen]

"We have people who are stupid. We have people who are not smart."

He actually said this. This guy, of all people.

he also said politicians and the president are stupid

Not sure how well that will go over

 

[Hyperactivity]

He finally joins...

2012 elections season has been surpassed

 

[oti]

America you so cray

 

[SteveWinwood]

china's leaders are tom brady and the patriots

what the fuck

 

[Jokergrin]

Are you fucking kidding me

 

[I'm an expert]

That was genuinely one of the worst speeches I've ever seen. I'd vote for him, but awful speech.

 

[onadesertedisland]

Needs more American flags. Not patriotic enough.

 

[Chichikov]

china's leaders are tom brady and the patriots

what the fuck

They deflate the RMB.

Edit: the new China is Mexico.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

These debates are going to be amazing.

 

[WarMacheen]

If he pats his own back any harder he may need to see a chiropractor

also he needs to wipe his mouth

goddamn, talking about the CEO of Ford calling him, begging lol

 

[Chichikov]

There got to be a better stream, it keep breaking up for me.
My router can't handle all that freedom I guess.

 

[HylianTom]

I feel like I'm at Thanksgiving Dinner and my uncle is ranting & raving about the state of the country. All we need is a racist or homophobic rant, and the act is complete.

 

[Armoured Priest]

Lex Luthor has charisma

Also, Lex Luthor is secure in his baldness.

 

[Sickboy007]

There got to be a better stream, it keep breaking up for me.
My router can't handle all that freedom I guess.

I'm watching it on TMZ, seems appropriate.

"I'm really rich"

 

[Catdaddy]

If elected, all his communication will be via Twitter....

 

[Chichikov]

LOL, there's already a 25% tariff tax on light trucks manufactured outside the US, which is why the ford dominates the truck market.
LOL, the man is a fucking idiot.

I'm watching it on TMZ, seems appropriate.

"I'm really rich"

LINK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit, nevermind, found it.

 

[kittenbreath]

Catching quotes from the speech on Twitter. I keep debating with myself on whether to change it to the news and watch this.

No. No, I won't. If we all ignore him, he'll just go away. Please, just go away.

 

[SteveWinwood]

LOL, there's already a 25% tariff tax on light trucks manufactured outside the US, which is why the ford dominates the truck market.
LOL, the man is a fucking idiot.

LINK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.tmz.com/2015/06/16/donald-trump-presidential-announcement-livestream/

its a much better stream

 

[WarMacheen]

WAIT WAIT WAIT


Is he hinting at saying our military...should be for hire....like mercenaries

 

[Owzers]

I'm watching now again, it's amazing. Trump has my vote.

 

[Brinbe]

Fucking idiot

 

[Sickboy007]

"Why are we going there? Saudis have nothing but money!" - "Without us the Saudis are gone"

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I know the Clown Car pic was posted, but this seems more apt.